Guide: How to be a TW Badass

[Infrared]

How to be a TW BadAss
by: iNfLaReD

Table of Contents
Chapter 1 - Requirements
Chapter 2 - Lines to Use Over and Over Again
Chapter 3 - More Lines to Use
Chapter 4 - Lines to Steal From People
Chapter 5 - Pretend to be Nice

Chapter 1: Requirements

To be a TW BadAss you must:
1) be zidane
2) be online 24/7
3) be bffl with david parody
4) be bffl with a guy who makes makeup tutorials for a living


Chapter 2: Lines to Use Over and Over Again

In order to maintain dominance over your space pilot peers, you must have some "canned material" for insulting people, when you aren't clever enough to say something original. Here are some examples...

zidane> u done?
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zidane> cool on it
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Chapter 3: More Lines to Use

zidane> i remember when i tried that hard
zidane> called 7 years ago
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zidane> fkn nerd
zidane> ambilince coming
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zidane> lol u fkn srs rite now? carried thunder to 4 lj titles fuking pos quir
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zidane> sk8 not even gr8
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iNfRaR> got arrestid
zidane> gl in jail quir
zidane> u done?
iNfRaR> ?
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TiduZ has been substituted by Ease, with 9 deaths left
zidane> tiduz subbed out cuz of newbism
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(zidane)>lol dont fuk with me newbie. everyone knows im TWs bad boy
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zidane> infrafgt
MVP: iNfRaReD!
iNfRaR> zid ambulince en route
zidane> LOL
zidane> it's already
zidane> at ur house
iNfRaR> loool true :< g2g
zidane> thats the noise ur hearing
zidane> take off the hard rock metal music
zidane> u skinny emo fgt
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zidane> u try
zidane> sooo hard
zidane> ur the biggest fkn nerd ever
zidane> try harder than evildeed
zidane> actually laffing irl
zidane> fkn virgin skinny fgt
iNfRaR> i go 2 gym at least 1 time per month
zidane> looks like 1 time per year
zidane> ur waist about as big as average size head
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Chapter 4 - Lines to Steal From People

It is always important to steal lines from other people if you want to be original.

zidane> poor people
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Dawk <ER>> SUH SUH G
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zidane> lol %tickname still talking? had that guy on ignore for months now
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zidane> d-__-b
zidane> ^means "ignored" hahaha
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Chapter 5: Pretend to be nice

At the peak of your reign as TW #1 BadAss, you will discover how to be a douche while maintaining a friendly "e-attitude".
Example:

zidane> Hey infra!
zidane> Hey!
iNfRaR> hey zid haha!!
zidane> !!
zidane> how's it going -____-
iNfRaR> this evildeed guy trying hard!
Dawk <ER>> SUH SUH G
zidane> always!
zidane> 13 yr old baseball playing homo!
iNfRaR> bout to go apple picking ^___^
zidane> i hope u pick a poisonous apple and eat it haha!! -_-
zidane> haha
iNfRaR> ?
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4:fLaReD> hey zid :P heh!
4:zidane> sup ^_____^
4:zidane> had a dream that u rejoined dark :/ heh won twlj...
4:fLaReD> had a dream about u too haha!
4:zidane> LMAO?! RLY? what happened?!
4:fLaReD> ye i went like 1:1 against u in jd was such a gr8 day!!
(zidane)>u ever fkn dream that again u better wake up and apologize
(zidane>fkn nerd try harder
:zidane:?
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fLaReD> u have any sleepovers with david this weekend?
zidane> he was goin to but friend gave him ride home
zidane> was mad wantd to cuddil :/
fLaReD> dang!
fLaReD> u have good turkey for thanksgiving?
zidane> canada fgt
fLaReD> ?
zidane> had thanksgiving 1 month ago
fLaReD> what does canada have to be thankful for...?
zidane> LOL?
zidane> done....?
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zidane> inflared tryin harder than evildeed
fLaReD> ?
iNfRaR> ?
zidane> cool on it
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Abridged version coming soon.


1st Edition
Copyright iNfLaReD 2010

[Stayon]

+ real life asian friend (Children <ER>) who does youtube makeup videos..........

+ joining and leaving to clean stats over and over.

+ 700 jds with "dark"

+ "dominating" the jd ladder during the summer, when most people were out of shape and on vacations.

+ conveniently saying "not trying" once twl got closer and they started losing jds more often.

+ talking about titles he was benched in.

+ the enjoyment of having 2D beefs and trying to win it to feel better!

these high school teens have been trash talking for quite some months, look at their appeal, it was probably the first time, I actually saw em to try to talk more seriously and yet it was so primitive.

Anyway according to Waven, hes showing "personality". I guess its all about showing personality in a 2D game and talking to online random fucks. thanks for the kind lesson! Hope you win twlj, you deserve it cuties! atleast on the effort aspect! :wub:

[kthx]

Who the fuck are these people writing long things about people I have never heard of?

[Lizard Fuel]

I laughed because I was adopted

[Jerome Scuggs]

Who the fuck are these people writing long things about people I have never heard of?

+1

[evildeed]

+ real life asian friend (children <er>) who does youtube makeup videos..........

+ joining and leaving to clean stats over and over.

+ 700 jds with "dark"

+ "dominating" the jd ladder during the summer, when most people were out of shape and on vacations.

+ conveniently saying "not trying" once twl got closer and they started losing jds more often.

+ talking about titles he was benched in.

+ the enjoyment of having 2d beefs and trying to win it to feel better!

These high school teens have been trash talking for quite some months, look at their appeal, it was probably the first time, i actually saw em to try to talk more seriously and yet it was so primitive.

Anyway according to waven, hes showing "personality". I guess its all about showing personality in a 2d game and talking to online random fucks. Thanks for the kind lesson! Hope you win twlj, you deserve it cuties! Atleast on the effort aspect! :wub:

lol. puta go get em

[soup]

haha well done whoever this did


especially this

4:fLaReD> ye i went like 1:1 against u in jd was such a gr8 day!!
(zidane)>u ever fkn dream that again u better wake up and apologize
(zidane>fkn nerd try harder
:zidane:?

[Sube]

haha well done whoever this did


especially this

4:fLaReD> ye i went like 1:1 against u in jd was such a gr8 day!!
(zidane)>u ever fkn dream that again u better wake up and apologize
(zidane>fkn nerd try harder
:zidane:?

LOL, yea tht is pretty fkkin funny :P

[curse]

LOOOOL?????? is this a new author wanna b.?!?! .. guy trying to be like inaypt

[Shan]

Zidane is a joke.. Thanks for this Infra ^-^

[Infrared]

lol. puta go get em

glad 2 have 1 of the guides guest appearances here 2 take questions!

[zidane]

u done?

also stayon mad he got embarassed by dark badly last night, it's ok u downie

1:waven> actually feel bad, pretty sure stayon's iq is like 60

[soup]

u done? was invented by LOPIST


bow please

[Jason]

trash talk

[Infrared]

I post a guide about how to be a badass in TW and you move it to trash talk?

Like honestly this Jason guy fucking serious? He bans people for making threads about turkey meat, trys to ban speaking a particular way on forums, and now this?

Being completely serious though Jason you are fucking retarded.