Cres - noob, cheater or just plain dumb?

[sonlox]

i vote for the black guy

[mtine]

Poll results

Here are the poll results:

32 people have voted and I must say the results are awesome. Let's start from the top, shall we?

18 people have voted that they would love to get banged by Cres. I don't know if they understood this as it is a metapher (owned in TW, not banged in bed) so the conclusion is: TW does have many homo-oriented people and of course some Americans, who by default aren't too bright (sorry to all the smart Americans).

14 people have voted that Cres is either a 3 1/2 year old world leader or the biggest noob TW has ever seen. I must say they are the ones who keep TW alive and have really opened the eyes to see what Cres does in-game.

In conclusion, I must admit many of TW people didn't vote cause they too smart for this poll. I agree with the majority as not to sink as low as we just did. So I sincerely apologize to the majority as to make such a thread but it had to be done by someone to show the players that we have such cases. I would easily have done the same with soupero or pps or any other players who act like Cres. Lizard Fuel could also be on this poll, as he is clearly going the wrong way- making TW work doesn't mean you can behave like a God or troll to other people in pub. Keep that in mind, Liz.

Hope you guys had a nice laugh and a good week, but now it's time to go back to TW and prepare for the upcoming TWL. Good luck!

[Ganon-Knight]

damage control

[Scoop]

I put he is the biggest noob. But i still <3 him. stfuppercut OP

[Lizard Fuel]

Haha wow! Great poll results! Have a great day in SSCU Trench Wars!

[Crescent Seal]

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think the only think we learned from this is how big of an idiot you are

[Jerome Scuggs]

Here are the poll results:

32 people have voted and I must say the results are awesome. Let's start from the top, shall we?

18 people have voted that they would love to get banged by Cres. I don't know if they understood this as it is a metapher (owned in TW, not banged in bed) so the conclusion is: TW does have many homo-oriented people and of course some Americans, who by default aren't too bright (sorry to all the smart Americans).

14 people have voted that Cres is either a 3 1/2 year old world leader or the biggest noob TW has ever seen. I must say they are the ones who keep TW alive and have really opened the eyes to see what Cres does in-game.

In conclusion, I must admit many of TW people didn't vote cause they too smart for this poll. I agree with the majority as not to sink as low as we just did. So I sincerely apologize to the majority as to make such a thread but it had to be done by someone to show the players that we have such cases. I would easily have done the same with soupero or pps or any other players who act like Cres. Lizard Fuel could also be on this poll, as he is clearly going the wrong way- making TW work doesn't mean you can behave like a God or troll to other people in pub. Keep that in mind, Liz.

Hope you guys had a nice laugh and a good week, but now it's time to go back to TW and prepare for the upcoming TWL. Good luck!

judging by your interpretation of the results, it is clear that you were involved in the '00 presidential elections, and may have had a hand in getting george bush elected

[Exalt]

Here are the poll results:

32 people have voted and I must say the results are awesome. Let's start from the top, shall we?

18 people have voted that they would love to get banged by Cres. I don't know if they understood this as it is a metapher (owned in TW, not banged in bed) so the conclusion is: TW does have many homo-oriented people and of course some Americans, who by default aren't too bright (sorry to all the smart Americans).

14 people have voted that Cres is either a 3 1/2 year old world leader or the biggest noob TW has ever seen. I must say they are the ones who keep TW alive and have really opened the eyes to see what Cres does in-game.

In conclusion, I must admit many of TW people didn't vote cause they too smart for this poll. I agree with the majority as not to sink as low as we just did. So I sincerely apologize to the majority as to make such a thread but it had to be done by someone to show the players that we have such cases. I would easily have done the same with soupero or pps or any other players who act like Cres. Lizard Fuel could also be on this poll, as he is clearly going the wrong way- making TW work doesn't mean you can behave like a God or troll to other people in pub. Keep that in mind, Liz.

Hope you guys had a nice laugh and a good week, but now it's time to go back to TW and prepare for the upcoming TWL. Good luck!

I have no idea who you are, but it seems pretty obvious that you are not only ignorant, but also a complete dumbass to boot.

Did you seriously come in these forums acting like this, expecting people to like and agree with you? Most people in the world would just punch you in the face if they met you in real life. You seriously need to work on your social skills. It's quite clear that you've never gotten laid in your life, and you probably never will. I feel bad for you.

[mtine]

Exalt, calm urself down. I'm just trying to opress noobs like Cres who 'seem' to help this game but don't do shit. They only brag about themselves in game, talk shit and that's all. For as others really do try to improve it (altho i play it only 1 and a quarter years now).
Jerome, I'm not American, sorry.

[Audrey]

I don't like this mtine guy...

Why wasn't it an option in the poll?

[Barton]

Audrey!!!!!!

[Audrey]

That's me

SUP!