staff in trench wars

[Aura]

Is this a pathetic attempt at getting your net ban removed, zihan?

[project dragon]

Don't know why Aura so mad

His name is on the list

[the_paul]

Happy as fuck I'm not on this list

[LF]

players in trench wars

1 being the highest and 10 the lowest on rating regular players in trench wars based on what i have seen. I did not edit any of this and it is honest as i can be. No staffers sorry

1. wildblood123- guy spent more than $2500 of his own money for the sole purpose of ruining the gaming experience of other pub players. He is also extremely nice and makes sure that no new players joining our game will have a chance to kill him by spending 10k every life. Probably the only guy on this list who hasn't been banned for his idiocy. Probably.

2. Tower- basically the only guy who acts like a bot 24/7 and actually has every page wikipedia has ever created under his bookmark tab. Does a good job providing an example of what exactly the ?ignore feature was created for. Only thing is I wish he was more of a leader to the other regular players but hes just a pubber so who cares.

3. Pee Pee Sock- has probably the hardest job out of all the regular players and probably the most people aliasing pretending to be him, especially with the current system. Rumor has it that he also has a great looking member.

4. Shock Therapy- Really nice guy even though I once had to PM him to get him to stop sending so many ?cheater calls when like 4 other staffers tried to help him with his anger management issues. Could be more into actually getting to know other players instead of yelling at them about lag all the time. I think he has some huge bank account because his parents stole oil from the middle east.

5. zenabee- Really nice member but with the intelligence of a brick. Tries to make the zone a better place by showing the world what she looking like in (and out of) Spandex. Admittedly not too bad (Thanks for the screenshots TABARNAK)

6. Health Care- I think HC has been banned more than any other player in the history of TW. Never really talked to him but getting banned so much must be incredibly difficult and keep you very busy. Good job.

7. zihan- The only tw player who has struck out trying to get with every single "female" pilot in trench wars. Thinks that "show me your tits" and drinking Dos Equis is classy. I've honestly never talked to zihan I have no idea what he is like but since is trying to get in fis' pants he can be on the list.

8. flared- once again I have never talked to flared but I wish he would talk to me more. Truth be told he doesn't belong at the top of anybody's list. Now is the time for worship.

9. Heisman- the only player on this list that doesnt play purely pub, though he probably should. Actually grew up about 25 minutes from me in real life in what is widely known as the "Heroin Capital Of The U.S.", which really comes as no surprise. Managed to die 5 times in a row to me in TWLD before subbing himself out for Paradise (Sup g) I've never had heisman like me for TWLB though ever since I left his shitty squad for dice, he's always putting me down. Wish he was more open about his sexuality because he seem to be very angry keeping all those emotions locked away.

10. If you werent on here already it is because i don't know what you do. BE MORE VOCAL AND SPEAK IN GAME AND BE PROUD OF YOUR PUB POSITION

11. (Honorably Mention) Hellokitty_X6543488X- Created a language far more addictive than violish.

[zih]

Lol

[Mobey]

gud read LF

[fLaReD]

LOL lf

[Crescent Seal]

is health care the guy who only talks in caps

[Rasaq]

is health care the guy who only talks in caps

[Ganon-Knight]

hey look the guy who ruins everybodys day is here

[Jerome Scuggs]

I did not edit any of this and it is honest as i can be.

you edited the whole god damned thing which means it's as dishonest and rigged as it can be. also you forgot me on the list fuckin asshdickhs.

[fiS]

I'm proud to be on someone's list. Of course it's a very subjective list and everyone has their own set. I'm just glad I'm making a difference somewhere, out there, beneath the pale moonlight. Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight.

gg magi

[paradise!]

lf?

absolute LEGENDARY list

[beam]

no move dep - -

[Supreme]