THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA IN EG

[Autofire]

be quiet faggot.

I can tell by your signature that you are a lonely person, probably overweight, with anger issues and poor body image. I am not trying to take away the one thing you might have going for you (being mediocre in a video game), so there is no need to take your anger out on me. If you want to duel in game some time, please message me. If not, it's okay you don't have to prove anything <3

[kthx]

Nobody cares about you faggot.

[Frogsk|n]

Hello, and what is your name is game? I would love to show you some strategies sometime.

Also I am not from EG, I just played there for a year or so after my other zones slowly died one by one over time. EG pub arena is boring, but their duel is one of the best duel arenas in the game. There is an art to slow paced and fast paced action. Fast paced EG dueling is a higher tier of dueling than TW because you have to master your reflexes and think faster, but in TW you have to master your positioning and timing more. TW dueling is a bit more boring but I'm sure it will become more fun once I slow down my thinking to adjust a bit.

I am not claiming to be the best player in TW, but I don't think it will take long to be TW Champion as well. Never had problems finishing #1 or #2 in events/pub games when I would come in randomly once a year. However, I know that every zone has a little group of good players who only play a couple specific events, which is why I don't say I'm #1 because I don't know if I've faced them yet. I hope not LOL

Love and peace upon you brother. If I beat you in game I will train you for free still despite your insult. I am referring to EG money of course, I will never charge real money unless the person is really needing help or if it is kthx.

Just because EG is faster paced than TW, it doesn't mean TW is boring in any way or more boring than eg. Just look at bd, its equally as fast paced imo. First off, PLEASE make yourself a somebody in this zone before u teach noobies how to play this zone...your other zone accomplishments dont matter here, sorry. Why teach yourself this zone just so you can teach others how to play it? That is stupid. Go back to eg forums and post this on there. Im sure they will appreciate it more and it will be more..idk...meaningful because you are actually a somebody there. No hard feelings, just saying what i think.
its great that you are trying to enter TW though! I recommend Paladen or 24/7 bd to start out with.

[forwards]

Ya? Well I have EIGHTEEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE kills in ?go javs

:laugh:

intense though nice recs you have too.. join Paladen

bullshit nobody can have that many
or get a life

[parson]

bullshit nobody can have that many
or get a life

It's really not that much if you have been playing for a long period of time, say 10 years.....

[Morh]

bullshit nobody can have that many
or get a life

[Fork]

16x Duel Champion, 4x DSBL Champion, 8x ASWZ Pub League Champion, 3x 17th Parallel Rumble Champion, AUTOFIRE, has decided to join your zone and teach your new players how to play.

If you have any questions or need any training/tutoring, please private message me in game, or respond here. Lessons are free, I'm just trying to improve everyone's skill level.

EDIT: ALSO A NEW ERA IN TW.

You should do a trenchwars advert

[Wormhole Surfer]

Just because EG is faster paced than TW, it doesn't mean TW is boring in any way

Yes it does.

I'm pretty sure Autofire meant to title this thread "A NEW ERA IN TW" but was so drunk or stoned that he typed "EG" by accident (or maybe he thought he was posting on EG forums). Anyway, he's barely known in EG, but knowing how easy the learning curve is in TW, he could probably become one of the top 5 with just a week or two of practice. That's why this is the most popular zone, after all, right?

[Jones]

a few years back i could have made jerome the new riverside. withouth allah and stuff (i am that good)

the perpendicular thing with the ship that OP talked about earlier was common knowledge back in 1999 or earlier. i'm so glad eg has caught up.

oh i like your dueling arena (eg zone)

welcome to tw. you are terrible. and you are gonna love it here. please post again in this thread when you get 2:1 in pub (2pac*****, still waiting for your screenshot, how can i train you if you don't listen to me? don't tell me it is impossible for you..... ps. racka made it last week, he almost vt level, which is good. a few more months and riverside needs to get online and play a few mins. so excited for next twl!)

oh jerome, just suicide in elim til you consistently get 1:1, you are sorta trying to figure out how many walls these pussies are hiding behind and attack them while their vaginas bleed. in wb just focus on getting the kill for the first months. that means suiciding, fake-thrustshots" and all that shit. expect to get 5-10 average for a month.
spider base is something you know, but you are not a good wb. i am a good wb, and a twlb winner in DASHFINALDASH but i also won a twd with wingmasters around the same time. so here goes:
use 2-3 bullets per time, try to make the ship stand still in fr and pack those red fuckers together, eg. shoot once, move forward and shoot again and the bullets arrive at the same place at the right time.
stop being a ******. you are a white, smart person who can do a few math additions irl WHILE pressing the arrow keys
.i believe in you.

for something less general talk to me when i am not hungover and online, this includes but is not 100% safe monday-thursday after 3pm, tuesday off, wednesday open 5.25 am - 5.27 am, 4.32 pm - 5 pm and 8 pm to 9.30 pm. weekends off.
or drop me a message and i will give you some very advanced thorough tips of the century. EPINEPHRINE WHO? BANZI WHO? I have figured out how to get the best possible rating ever. with a 30 year combat experience versus the bots in 4v4 pub- 17 time twl rookie of the year and champion of the best arena in the entire subspace game.

this is how river was before i said "hi" back to him a few times per week because alpha wb

(IGNITE)>STOP ADDING RIVERSIDE FFS
(IGNITE)>STOP ADDING RIVERSIDE FFS
(IGNITE)>STOP ADDING RIVERSIDE FFS (per dd)

(Riverside)>you need to understand I'm not as good as you, I can't just join a squad a week before twl

twl season 25 or whatever the last one was where sweet advanced much further than thunder in wbs because they added beam etc.:
River("i-get-9-10-vs-fierce-and-die-in-2-mins-while-avging-15-6-in-LD-all-season")side
(Riverside)>the only thing good about thunder is ease and you take care of him while vt sniping everyone from another zone. racka furious LOL
riv got 36 kills in 1 game vs thunder and promptly knocked them to the losers bracket all while responding to the lovemails he received from racka who thought he was as good as mid-tier sweet level ppl.

desire is one of the best dudes in subspace irl and he is the original owner of sweet (twld champions, home of best twel wb in season 37, home of the wingmasters elite (withouth, morh, molle and ardo) the highest level possible anyone can attain in subspace skills (squadjoin=Sweet))
Desire> I love commie ladies with their amazing cleavage friendly uniforms



welcome

[Frogsk|n]

No it fucking doesnt LOL

[Bukkake Surprise]

There were no "illegal" words there, stupid.

"intentionally or not offend other players"

Hahahahaha! What stupidity.

Oops, sorry, I forgot to start my post with "Trigger Warning". I hope I didn't traumatize you for life. Fucking idiot.

[Ivf]

Hi Autofire, message me on the names vys or ivf and i'll come to your zones and duel you and then introduce you to TW with an asskicking

[2pac]

a few years back i could have made jerome the new riverside. withouth allah and stuff (i am that good)

the perpendicular thing with the ship that OP talked about earlier was common knowledge back in 1999 or earlier. i'm so glad eg has caught up.

oh i like your dueling arena (eg zone)

welcome to tw. you are terrible. and you are gonna love it here. please post again in this thread when you get 2:1 in pub (2pac*****, still waiting for your screenshot, how can i train you if you don't listen to me? don't tell me it is impossible for you..... ps. racka made it last week, he almost vt level, which is good. a few more months and riverside needs to get online and play a few mins. so excited for next twl!)

oh jerome, just suicide in elim til you consistently get 1:1, you are sorta trying to figure out how many walls these pussies are hiding behind and attack them while their vaginas bleed. in wb just focus on getting the kill for the first months. that means suiciding, fake-thrustshots" and all that shit. expect to get 5-10 average for a month.
spider base is something you know, but you are not a good wb. i am a good wb, and a twlb winner in DASHFINALDASH but i also won a twd with wingmasters around the same time. so here goes:
use 2-3 bullets per time, try to make the ship stand still in fr and pack those red fuckers together, eg. shoot once, move forward and shoot again and the bullets arrive at the same place at the right time.
stop being a ******. you are a white, smart person who can do a few math additions irl WHILE pressing the arrow keys
.i believe in you.

for something less general talk to me when i am not hungover and online, this includes but is not 100% safe monday-thursday after 3pm, tuesday off, wednesday open 5.25 am - 5.27 am, 4.32 pm - 5 pm and 8 pm to 9.30 pm. weekends off.
or drop me a message and i will give you some very advanced thorough tips of the century. EPINEPHRINE WHO? BANZI WHO? I have figured out how to get the best possible rating ever. with a 30 year combat experience versus the bots in 4v4 pub- 17 time twl rookie of the year and champion of the best arena in the entire subspace game.

this is how river was before i said "hi" back to him a few times per week because alpha wb

(IGNITE)>STOP ADDING RIVERSIDE FFS
(IGNITE)>STOP ADDING RIVERSIDE FFS
(IGNITE)>STOP ADDING RIVERSIDE FFS (per dd)

(Riverside)>you need to understand I'm not as good as you, I can't just join a squad a week before twl

twl season 25 or whatever the last one was where sweet advanced much further than thunder in wbs because they added beam etc.:
River("i-get-9-10-vs-fierce-and-die-in-2-mins-while-avging-15-6-in-LD-all-season")side
(Riverside)>the only thing good about thunder is ease and you take care of him while vt sniping everyone from another zone. racka furious LOL
riv got 36 kills in 1 game vs thunder and promptly knocked them to the losers bracket all while responding to the lovemails he received from racka who thought he was as good as mid-tier sweet level ppl.

desire is one of the best dudes in subspace irl and he is the original owner of sweet (twld champions, home of best twel wb in season 37, home of the wingmasters elite (withouth, morh, molle and ardo) the highest level possible anyone can attain in subspace skills (squadjoin=Sweet))
Desire> I love commie ladies with their amazing cleavage friendly uniforms



welcome

you done talkin about me, will literally own you 1v1, scrub ass noobie get some training from me ya troll

[Zeebu]

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[Ravos]

Zeebu,
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