It was a tense day in Trench Wars. Paladen running from TWDD into pub and back, 24 killing javduel faster than Gass can front-shoot bullets and AFRI afking in wbduel during hockey. The tension was unberable. Everyone could feel something was about to happen. It was just waiting for the right...moment.
Sulake had many players online. Some bad, others bad as Geio would put it. (pun intended) We played a JD versus Envy, then we proceeded to play Paladen in TWDD. Normal boring start as always. Alextron trying to lob from WELT's bottom wall, Jebass lobbing while holding down the back arrow and Jessup...well, you know. Jessup. Ye, that one. Anyways, we lost round 1 because people had no incentive to try and Cherry was drunk as a cherry can be, but we had a pep-talk and decided to motivate ourselves for round 2. And we did. We teamed them like Fierce and emerged victorious by a great margin. Then came the 3rd round. Back to basics so to speak. Wirah doing work, Cherry having more "cherries", sky being a forger and me...well, you know me by now.
DD ended and shittalk began. Jessup being the tranny that (she)/(he)/ITis led the way. But it settled down pretty quickly. Boys wanted some more fun TWD so we decided to continue our journey in TWJD which coincidentally Paladen also accepted.
Me and sky enter the arena, add ourselves and ask if we can borrow someone since others went afk. Jessup storms in and tells us to not bother them with challenges (which IT accepted) if we don't have our own players and that the borrowing rules are the worst so they cancelled and we had a nice chat about a certain surgery. (for more info on that, please pm Jessup)
A few minutes later I decided it is time for our daily TW Hockey fix. I gathered the troops, we almost started playing when all of a sudden Flew decided it was already dead and left for wbduel. Me and my boys were fucking around in squad chat and someone said it would be funny to turn the bot off. I got tempted and went to wbduel, turned the bot off and on again and returned to the hockey arena. Then somebody said it would be fun if it happened again...so, I did it again. It made quite a few giggles, let me tell you.
Then the hockey almost started, but a few players decided to leave and wait for later when more people are online. OK. I went back to wbduel to oversee what is going on. All was normal. The game started, Flew was running around like a headless chicken and all of a sudden, while he was apparently chasing down danyell!!, he got specced. Or better yet put into !notplaying. Weird, right?
Wrong! The dicussion escapaded on who did it. Was it Flew? Was it me? Was it God? Noone knew.
People started pouring in like fish on a cold winter night, wondering WHAT IN THE FUCK is going on. Suddenly, among all this commotion, a certain duo appeared like angels from above. Except this duo was no angels. Come to think of it, it was devils in disguise. (For all of you wondering: yes, it was Jessup and Henry Salami).
An investigation took place. Not sure who was Sherlock or who was Holmes, but I do know that at some point Flew whispered me and started threatening me about why I would do such a thing. I tried to reason with the man before he would flew away, telling him countless times that I didn't do this to him, but in vain. The wheels of fate had already been set in motion.
After Henry granting Jessup another GO at Trench Wars staff, IT decided to make me pay for all those Paladen losses I've given IT during the years. IT jumped on Henry's back, telling him lie after lie...after lie (there were 3), and Henry decided it was time to make Jessup finally look good after all IT has done for Trench Wars during the years.
I got a pm from him saying that he is really disappointed in me and thought that I would never do such a thing. "Do what exactly?" I replied in a calm, yet nervous tone.
"Be so disrespectful to the players and abuse my powers in the way you did."
I paused. I took my breath. Nothing was making any sense at that time. I looked at my watch, it was around 1 in the morning. I was trying to find words but couldn't. I got framed. But by whom? And why?
And then it all became clear like a summer morning. IT! Of course. Suddenly, the whole world made sense. In that split second Jessup began moaning and chatting like a mad monkey with a handful of bananas about how it finally happened. I got caught, I'm getting banned etc etc. Confronting Henry about it made no difference as he was also in on the act.
After a hard days work I got fucked in the ass by Jessup. Luckily for me it wasn't on Earth, just in space, so I will survive. Yet I warn you guys: beware of a certain duo that creeps around the deep black holes in space because they might just catch you...and suck you in!!!
Sulake had many players online. Some bad, others bad as Geio would put it. (pun intended) We played a JD versus Envy, then we proceeded to play Paladen in TWDD. Normal boring start as always. Alextron trying to lob from WELT's bottom wall, Jebass lobbing while holding down the back arrow and Jessup...well, you know. Jessup. Ye, that one. Anyways, we lost round 1 because people had no incentive to try and Cherry was drunk as a cherry can be, but we had a pep-talk and decided to motivate ourselves for round 2. And we did. We teamed them like Fierce and emerged victorious by a great margin. Then came the 3rd round. Back to basics so to speak. Wirah doing work, Cherry having more "cherries", sky being a forger and me...well, you know me by now.
DD ended and shittalk began. Jessup being the tranny that (she)/(he)/ITis led the way. But it settled down pretty quickly. Boys wanted some more fun TWD so we decided to continue our journey in TWJD which coincidentally Paladen also accepted.
Me and sky enter the arena, add ourselves and ask if we can borrow someone since others went afk. Jessup storms in and tells us to not bother them with challenges (which IT accepted) if we don't have our own players and that the borrowing rules are the worst so they cancelled and we had a nice chat about a certain surgery. (for more info on that, please pm Jessup)
A few minutes later I decided it is time for our daily TW Hockey fix. I gathered the troops, we almost started playing when all of a sudden Flew decided it was already dead and left for wbduel. Me and my boys were fucking around in squad chat and someone said it would be funny to turn the bot off. I got tempted and went to wbduel, turned the bot off and on again and returned to the hockey arena. Then somebody said it would be fun if it happened again...so, I did it again. It made quite a few giggles, let me tell you.
Then the hockey almost started, but a few players decided to leave and wait for later when more people are online. OK. I went back to wbduel to oversee what is going on. All was normal. The game started, Flew was running around like a headless chicken and all of a sudden, while he was apparently chasing down danyell!!, he got specced. Or better yet put into !notplaying. Weird, right?
Wrong! The dicussion escapaded on who did it. Was it Flew? Was it me? Was it God? Noone knew.
People started pouring in like fish on a cold winter night, wondering WHAT IN THE FUCK is going on. Suddenly, among all this commotion, a certain duo appeared like angels from above. Except this duo was no angels. Come to think of it, it was devils in disguise. (For all of you wondering: yes, it was Jessup and Henry Salami).
An investigation took place. Not sure who was Sherlock or who was Holmes, but I do know that at some point Flew whispered me and started threatening me about why I would do such a thing. I tried to reason with the man before he would flew away, telling him countless times that I didn't do this to him, but in vain. The wheels of fate had already been set in motion.
After Henry granting Jessup another GO at Trench Wars staff, IT decided to make me pay for all those Paladen losses I've given IT during the years. IT jumped on Henry's back, telling him lie after lie...after lie (there were 3), and Henry decided it was time to make Jessup finally look good after all IT has done for Trench Wars during the years.
I got a pm from him saying that he is really disappointed in me and thought that I would never do such a thing. "Do what exactly?" I replied in a calm, yet nervous tone.
"Be so disrespectful to the players and abuse my powers in the way you did."
I paused. I took my breath. Nothing was making any sense at that time. I looked at my watch, it was around 1 in the morning. I was trying to find words but couldn't. I got framed. But by whom? And why?
And then it all became clear like a summer morning. IT! Of course. Suddenly, the whole world made sense. In that split second Jessup began moaning and chatting like a mad monkey with a handful of bananas about how it finally happened. I got caught, I'm getting banned etc etc. Confronting Henry about it made no difference as he was also in on the act.
After a hard days work I got fucked in the ass by Jessup. Luckily for me it wasn't on Earth, just in space, so I will survive. Yet I warn you guys: beware of a certain duo that creeps around the deep black holes in space because they might just catch you...and suck you in!!!
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