well the way some of you people acted i figured my thread was targeted to the right audience -_-
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the castle thingy.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
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How do you get many many kills in TW pubs?
Well your methods are typical and just isn't that easy....
You think a new player will read your elite(pffft) advise and suddenly kick ass in pubs? I highly doubt it....
In this game it takes more than mere theory to get the job done.
Other factors:
-quick reflexes...
-quick strategy/tactics instincts
-A good chess player ( out smartting your foes).
Like watch a freestyle karate duel match?
Do you think there is time to calculate and decide some complex tactic to kill someone.... by that time you get punched in the head...
It comes down to instincts... it comes naturally.... you don't even have to think about it, it just happens...
Yes, little tips help... but thats not the big picture in Trench Wars.
Another tip I can share with you all.....
I notice many many players just fly around... its like they only look on the screen where their ship points....
Like look at a Warbird nose... its like they just look in front of it and nowhere else.. its so funny...
When I play I LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE... I watch all ships in unison.... and see what opportunities exist... and strike lightening fast.
For example; in lower base.. I may see a enemy warbird trying to get me... but I will act like I'm avoiding him.... but a laid back Javelin is flying...feeling safe..... I strike right at the jav... and kill him... In otherwords take initiative.. just dont sit back and concentrate in one area... just try to concentrate on all areas of the screen.
Its like if in real life you had to fight 5 people.... You have to watch them all somehow.. sometimes its not easy, but it can be done.
I noticed other very good players do this as well, they aren't stupid. But most new players don't even think like this.... its just amazing how players change in skill level over time...
I come across a newb warbird... and the duel lasts like 10secs... so funny... then I come across a leaguer warbird... and it can last 5-10mins..heh... what a contrast... amazing...heh
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Re: how to get lots of easy kills without dying
Originally posted by poop juice
i figured out some ways to get easy kills from watching other players and trying some methods myself. here they are:
1. Be a levi, but instead if killing people to get greened there is a no risk way to do it. Escape to the nearest safe, then collect all 15 team greens. Then buy 5 rockets, it will raise your bty to 20. Then you can go ride around in a levterr and kill people trying to base. Problem: people hate u if u do this.
2. Be a weasel. Go out and kill a few people, and eventually you will have some terrs chasing after you. Go to the safe, and buy rockets. When a terr comes near rocket out of safe and kill them, then head back to safe until another terr comes. Keep up the cycle all you want, its almost impossible to die if you do it right.
3. Be a lancaster and go on your own frequency. Then go up through the side entrance into the castle thingy. If there is a good basing match going you can fire bullets up to the flagroom entrance and rack up lots of kills. When people come after you just warp away and go back again.
4. Be a terrier on you own frequency. Lay a portal far away from the spawn area, then rush up through the tube in the castle, firing bullets. Dodge any shot on the way up and when you get to the top use your burst, then warp away. Afterwards eat greeens until you get another portal and burst. Each of these attack runs gets 1 or 2 kills.
These methods are pretty lame but they get you lots of low risk kills if your record needs some help
1. good luck getting to a safe without dying
2. those terrs are going to get you, you're not escaping spawn area in a weasel with a pack of terrs chasing you
3. that levi terr you mentioned in #1. . . it's gonna come along and kick yer ass.
4. you really aren't going to get 1 or 2 kills on average with 1 burst shot in as wide open an area as lower base. the only one that really has a chance of killing is the one that goes straight up, and to kill somebody with that they need to be right above you (shooting straight down on you). those bullets might get you a kill, but again, they are going straight up as your enemy is firing straight down. . .Philos> I both hate you and like you more than anyone in this game randedl
Philos> there is something about you
Philos> You're like the wife i'd love to fuck, but beat every night after work
PhaTz> we should all wear t-shirts that says "I WAS THERE WHEN RANDEDL LOST TWLD" and on the back, "TWICE"
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Yes, but the problem being, all of those ships (except terr) are newbie ships. And people don't like easy kills unless theyre newbies. <cough>. They want to get better or warm up.EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
cool koen> :)
PRiMORDiAL> pfft
cool koen> not because of a bug
EvoLd> Lol
Treachery> meh
EvoLd> why then?
PubAceR> women in power dont last
EvoLd> LOl
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i never understand why ppl call certain ships newbie.pee pee sock > how the hell do u suck so bad i had 6 levs at 300 u had 1 at 40 NOOB
pee pee sock > ha im pro noob
pee pee sock > ha shows how much u r a noob takes like 20 min if ur good
Pogrom> this has got to be the weakest turret
Sassarai> which one?
Pogrom> pee pee sock
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Originally posted by poop juice
well the way some of you people acted i figured my thread was targeted to the right audience -_-EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
cool koen> :)
PRiMORDiAL> pfft
cool koen> not because of a bug
EvoLd> Lol
Treachery> meh
EvoLd> why then?
PubAceR> women in power dont last
EvoLd> LOl
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Originally posted by Randedl
2. those terrs are going to get you, you're not escaping spawn area in a weasel with a pack of terrs chasing you
Originally posted by EternalEntropy
Unless the name was reset, I remember Poop juice has played many years ago and took along break (or whatever). He even had his own groupy, poop juice jr. But whatever.
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Originally posted by TajaUk
Nice sig spider :P
To poop: One of my sayings has been sigged for the second time, w00tOriginally posted by Acidmouse
pv=nrt your American you cant possibly understand anything.
PureX> stfu newbie
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The entire essence of this post is
"HOW TO GET EASY KILLS: SHOOT LOTS OF PEOPLE BUT DON'T GET HIT YOURSELF"The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerAll space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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