Quotes! Volume V

[Blue Thunder2003]

ome of the best quotes ive ever seen goes like this

"To TW staff: We have kidnapped one of your bots. Ransom is set at 10,000,000 points. We also demand a football helmet filled with strawberry ice cream. If our demands are not met in the next 15 minutes, you will never see your bot again."

elite

[Bilange]

I remember, long ago, some mod (yomama?) faked a Reward: 200 pts message in pub. it was like

Reward: 2348753 points.

Everyone was like "wtf?". It looked like it was macro'ed. Heh - anyway.

[Ephemeral]

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

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"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

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" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" --George Bush, US President

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca

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"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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"Nonsense, man! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--" The last words of U.S. Gen. John B. Sedgewick as he sized up the Battle of Spotsylvania in 1864.


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"Musically, we are more talented than any Bob Dylan. Musically, we are more talented than Paul McCartney," Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli.


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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

[Bioture]

bluedragon455> WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLAG?

[Fatal|ty]

1:Ent|ty> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading something :P

[Kid Kaos]

RAND! 5 volumes of Areala chat and yopu cant get a siingle quote of me and kane bitching at eachother?!?!?!!?

[Randedl]

eph, hillarious

kid, 2 minutes from now, it will be:

half of trench wars> what is this chat???

gg newb

[Enema69]

during baseelim and both guys were playing it was something like this, i don't remeber other guys name.

****> you r a newb piston
Piston> YOU SUCK!
Piston> YOU SUCK!
Piston> YOU SUCK!
Piston> YOU SUCK!
Piston> YOU SUCK!
Piston> YOU SUCK!
****> newb
****> YOU SUCK!
****> YOU SUCK!
****> YOU SUCK!
****> YOU SUCK!
****> YOU SUCK!
****> YOU SUCK!
****> YOU SUCK!
**** has left the arena.




haha he got kicked by spamming, thats not a quote but to make this post valid ill say a quote thats going on right now.



in twjd2 crippls v. after affect

Crazed Jok> anyone whos stupid enough to call them selves crippled when not and abuse the ability of being crippled has to be sick in the head

[Fit of Rage]

Fit of Rage> Randedl has a cuban-sized supply of cocaine, right?
Randedl> no but I have something else cuban sized