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    Calling People Newbies when they Kill You

    Why do people call people who kill them newbies? If they are newbies and they killed them, what does that make them? A super newbie? What I propose is a social revolution in which we change this. Instead of calling people who kill you NEWBIES... we will start calling people who kill you "ELITE VETERANS!" (Exclamation point INCLUDED)

    Just imagine this. I'm waltzing around pub in a warbird looking for levi's to give a hard time until I get *BAMMED* killed from behind by a cloak. What would your original response be?

    MaGi kOz killed by: ADaMn CLOLAKER!
    MaGi kOz> DAMNIT. KILLED BY A NEWBIE!

    Sound familiar? I think so. Instead we shall respond accordingly:

    MaGi kOz killed by: ADaMn CLOLAKER!
    MaGi kOz> DAMNIT. KILLED BY AN ELITE VETERAN!

    Calling them newbies will give you realization that you were killed by a newbie compared to your "elite status" and you will start feeling ashamed of yourself. If you get into the habit of calling those who kill you ELITE VETERANS!, you will not only feel HONORED, but damn greatful. You will feel as if you have LEARNED a lesson and remember not to do what you just did stupidly because alot of people can learn plenty of ELITE VETERANS!

    So remember folks! There are no newbies in this game...

    SO HAVE FUN AND SEE YOU IN SUBSPACE, YOU ELITE VETERAN! YOU!
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    1fer!

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    • #3
      I like the idea, count me in.

      Though i never really call people newb/noob/n00b/noobie/etc for killing me.

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      • #4
        i'm not sure if i like this idea much. it lacks the whole element of making fun of their mothers. plz fix it.
        plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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          • #6
            so what you're saying, a cloaker shoving an invisi bullet up your ass isnt a newbie? or a levi that just fires into the base, wall-bombing people and getting mad kills just because he can press a button?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Scout1
              so what you're saying, a cloaker shoving an invisi bullet up your ass isnt a newbie? or a levi that just fires into the base, wall-bombing people and getting mad kills just because he can press a button?
              Sorry you need to |R|E|A|D|

              EDIT: Whoa nice, 404 error posts.
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              • #8
                [SARCASM]Scout1 is quite correct. I agree that we should continue and persist in the name-calling fashion of degrading newer players because they choose to play in ships that are not widely accepted. [/SARCASM]

                Now |R|E|A|D| it again.
                Last edited by Fit of Rage; 09-20-2003, 12:25 PM.
                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                • #9
                  who gives a shit? i call cloakers and the like newbies all the time, everyone knows this. and why not? its just another person in a fucking spaceship game annoying me. in real life it just is not possible to express yourself this much. come on people! say "fuck you newb" if you feel like it. if someone is getting all pissy about it then it is their own fault for not being able to ignore it. if i didnt say it god knows id still be thinking it.
                  Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                  apt>yes u can wtf
                  apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                  apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                  apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                  Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                  apt>na
                  apt>ill show you pictures
                  apt>next time I masturbate

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                  • #10
                    So for those of us who don't do that in-game, not expressing it ourselves there, does that mean that we should likewise liberate ourselves insulting you in real life, and not worry about you getting pissy and unable to ignore the giant middle finger we will be holding six inches from your face?

                    If I didn't think it, God knows I'd say it.

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                    • #11
                      i'm giving you the finger right now, tk... but this damn monitor thing is in the way.
                      plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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                      • #12
                        mehahaeh i feel retarded now... actually i dont, that barely even made sense. so you are saying i say people are newbies but i dont think about it? OH WELL! who gives a crap, i dont care to think much about it, ill think about more important things (real life, for example).
                        Last edited by za gophar; 09-19-2003, 11:18 PM.
                        Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                        apt>yes u can wtf
                        apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                        apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                        apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                        Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                        apt>na
                        apt>ill show you pictures
                        apt>next time I masturbate

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                        • #13
                          No, I'm saying that you letting yourself get away with stuff just because "it's over the Internet" and "it's not real" is a poor way to excuse your faults.

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                          • #14
                            bah, whoever said i was excusing faults? the way i act in this game at best dimly reflects the way i am in real life. i like to play the role of 'the person im not' in this game, kind of. you sound like you're right, but you aren't.
                            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                            apt>yes u can wtf
                            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                            apt>na
                            apt>ill show you pictures
                            apt>next time I masturbate

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                            • #15
                              If someone acts like a jerk online but doesn't act that way "in real life" does that mean he's not a jerk?

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