Manual hosting?

[Mootland Farmer]

Whats not green, doesn't have an <ER> tag in it, and is not on tw staff?

A MANUALLY HOSTED GAME? NEVER!

Thats right Me, skate and Cpt. Guano! are manually hosting events (mostly zombies), because well, its so darn fun!

We have the ads, we have the macros, we have the leet fake staff powers. This isn't a joke. You will usully find us manually hosting in the weekend.

Just now we got 21 people in for a game of zombies. And it went well!
.?find us.

[Annux]

You see there really is no need for TWStaff, but they don't want you to know that.

[Mootland Farmer]

Heres a log of the zombies game.

2:BlaCk RhiNO> in 2 smesters i will be done
Mootland F> Welcome to Zombies, We are your hosts, Mootland, Cpt, and Skate.
Cpt.Guano!> dont worry
skate> we are hosting manualy
skate> $
Worr> hahahahaha
ewan00010> is there real <er> this time?
Arcane Tac> hahahahahah
Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go baseelim to play
skate> zombies to T17
Jaunty> no
Mootland F> Welcome to Zombies, We are your hosts, Mootland, Cpt, and Skate.
Scorpion <> lol
Cpt.Guano!> Welcome to zombies! Mootland Farmer, Skate and I will be your hosts. Please listen to what we say seeing as we dont have a bot... or any powers...
Fist 0f Go> I FOUND THE SAFEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGENT-LIL_> just say go
Cpt.Guano!> ok!
Swift Warr> GO
Fist 0f Go> I FOUND THE SAFEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skate> attach to ddievan to get to grave yard
Screenshot taken: screenshots\screenshot35.bmp
Fist 0f Go> I FOUND THE SAFEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaunty> now*
Mootland F> Screenshot taken.
Jaunty> lol
Cpt.Guano!> we ready?
skate> ffs
AGENT-LIL_> good 4 u
Mootland F> Sure
steak666> i want bounce!!!
Cpt.Guano!> ok
Scorpion <> bounce, lol
Cpt.Guano!> Starting in 10 seconds
Mootland F> OK R YOU READY?
AGENT-LIL_> yes!
Cpt.Guano!> The zombies have been released!!!
skate> time set to 15 min
Scorpion <> yeah
Mootland F> GOGOGOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cpt.Guano!> GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG!!!
Fluffz> lol
base infil> you guys are idiots......
skate> ill spec the zombies
Fist 0f Go> k
Jaunty> precisely
skate> to see who they kill
Jaunty>
Jaunty> w00t
Noc-> what they said
Jaunty> 2fer
Jaunty>
Machine of> when you are killed by a spider press "=3" and join them ty
skate> itech become a zombie
Noc-> whatever
AGENT-LIL_> nnnnoooooooo
Cpt.Guano!> Muhahahaha!! The AGENT-LIL_Z rises again!
Scorpion <> lol, don't u need to reset scores to see who is dead or not?
skate> no
steak666> no
base infil> you need an op to play this game
Swift Warr> ya
Fluffz> cool who needs mods anyway
skate> please turn toa zombie when you die..we are trusting you
Scorpion <> hahah, trust
Swift Warr> neva
Scorpion <> that'll never work
I-Tech47> aarhg
Cpt.Guano!> pm me with !time for the time
skate> supermat
SuperMet> dammit laugh
ZeTeS> thanks
Cpt.Guano!> Muhahahaha!! The Swift Warrior rises again!
Noc-> can u open door with no mod powers

[Superted]

hAHAHAHAH

base infil> you guys are idiots......

Machine of> when you are killed by a spider press "=3" and join them ty

Did anyone actually do that?

[Cpt.Guano!]

well im proud to announce that the fake hosting of zombies was a success... Almost all of the people that played followed our instructions and turned into zombies and stuff after they died. I actually went on to host another game of zombies after that first one. Zombies won the first round... Humans won the second one.

[Stabwound]

...

What you just described was basically an "Honour System Zombies", which I find very hard to believe worked right.

[skate]

its true, everyone listened, it was rather fun

[Dillusion]

you people are fucking idiots

[Mootland Farmer]

Heres an extract of a basing match we hosted.

Cpt.Guano!> WOO HOO!
pixies> turretwars
Cpt.Guano!> damn tw staff trying to steal our players!
Some Kid!> look at our team too
Mootland F> The bastards!
Cpt.Guano!> we just need like 3 more or so
Cpt.Guano!> INVITE!!!
skate> skate> ?help can someone do an advert for people to come to ?go boki, cpt.guano!, mootland farmer, and I are manualy hosting
chainer> im comin in
Cpt.Guano!> everyone invite your friends!
Cpt.Guano!> hahaha wait
Cpt.Guano!> skate!
Mootland F> lolz
Cpt.Guano!> dont do ?help
Cressan> gad damn you
skate> too late
Cpt.Guano!> hahahaha
Cpt.Guano!> we might get in trouble!
Cpt.Guano!> hahaha
Prototype > this sucks!
skate> nooooo
Coyote> why
skate> wait
Coyote>
Cpt.Guano!> remember what happened last time you used help?
skate> it will be good just hold on
skate> ffs
Cpt.Guano!> hahaha
skate> no
Cpt.Guano!> invite more people!
Some Kid!> LOL
Cpt.Guano!> :P
Prototype > wtf?!
Cpt.Guano!> I
Cpt.Guano!> N
Cpt.Guano!> V
Cpt.Guano!> I
Cpt.Guano!> T
Cpt.Guano!> E
skate> they answerd my question?
Cpt.Guano!> they said no?
FFS Bert?> i did, not too much dutch friends on tho ;-P
skate> now they said nothing :/
Cpt.Guano!> you wanna organize moot?
Mootland F> Sure.
TyeStikk> 3 on 1 n00bz
Zombie She> nice changes
Cpt.Guano!> OK WERE GOING TO START THE GAME!!
Cressan> crapo
Mootland F> Everyone spec plz.
Mootland F> Everyone spec plz.
Cpt.Guano!> please spec!
Mootland F> Everyone spec plz.
Mootland F> Everyone spec plz.
Mootland F> Everyone spec plz.
Mootland F> Everyone spec plz.
Zombie She> kinda pastoral theme :-)
Cpt.Guano!> please spec!
Cpt.Guano!> spec please!
TyeStikk> 3 on 1 again.
Mootland F> Everyone spec plz.
Mootland F> Everyone spec plz.
shyne4178> lol
Cpt.Guano!> spec please
Mootland F> Sooner you psec, the sooner the game starts
chainer> done
Cpt.Guano!> were going to get this party started
Cpt.Guano!> please spec
Cressan> spec ppl
Cressan> spec ppl
Cressan> spec ppl
Cressan> spec ppl
Cpt.Guano!> spec please
Mootland F> Spec
Mootland F> Spec
FFS Bert?> esc +s for speccing ;-P
Cpt.Guano!> haha well good enough
dads reven> HEY LOSERS SPEC SO THE GAME CAN START
Cpt.Guano!> ok we need 2 terrs!
dads reven> hows that
Bluedandy> PJ 4 terr
Mootland F> 2 TERRS!
Xero.exe> whos host?
Mootland F> <-
Cpt.Guano!> 2 TERRS!
Bluedandy> Moot is host
Mootland F> And cpt and skate
dads reven> ill terr
Xero.exe> me host!!!!!
Richard Cr> ck and blue
Cpt.Guano!> <- and me
Cressan> SPEC OR GTFO!
Cressan> SPEC OR GTFO!
Pretzel> u newbs trying to host
Bluedandy> Lies
Pearl Jam> yeah
Pretzel> hahaha
Xero.exe> me terrr**
Cpt.Guano!> haha
Cpt.Guano!> ok terrs?
2:Mootland Farmer> YAY
Cpt.Guano!> 2 terrs please
Pearl Jam> ck and blue
Mootland F> Xero is one terr.
J{}N> lol
Bluedandy> Why?
Xero.exe> w00t
Pretzel> rofl newbs
Cpt.Guano!> moot decides
THE CRIMSO> yep me
Cpt.Guano!> cause i dont know anything about basing or anything
Cressan> I vote pj
Cpt.Guano!> haha
Xero.exe> pretzel = newblet
Mootland F> XERO AND CRIMSON ARE TERRS
Cpt.Guano!> im going to spam a little more
Cpt.Guano!> brb
Pretzel> rofl
Cpt.Guano!> moot you set this thing up
chainer> ukk do it what the h
THE CRIMSO> will terr for food
chainer> i cant type
Pretzel> lol lag ass
Mootland F> you right safe
Xero.exe> ist my secret weapon
Mootland F> you left safe.
Xero.exe> im 0 :/
Pretzel> god ur cool newb
Cpt.Guano!> ok we got our terrs?
THE CRIMSO> going
Bluedandy> Moot, I hope you know how stupid this is
Mootland F> Yeag.
Mootland F> Blue.
chainer> some kid sucks dont waste your time
Cpt.Guano!> haha but thats the beauty of it
Mootland F> Sigh/
THE CRIMSO> right safe
Cpt.Guano!> ok please listen to us!
FFS Bert?> lol
Xero.exe> freq 0 to left 1 to right
dads reven> who had mod powers
shyne4178> People don't listen
Cpt.Guano!> cause we have NO powers at all
skate> yes please listen
Xero.exe> i thought u would know :/
Pretzel> no shit sherlock
Pretzel> omg ur a newb
skate> pretzel
Bluedandy> Roofle
skate> dont talk
skate> please
THE CRIMSO> 1
dads reven> 1 sec ill get a mod
Bluedandy> Agreed
Cpt.Guano!> ok 2 terrs
Mootland F> Ok, we may leave spec and attach to your freq terrs.
Mootland F> Ok, we may leave spec and attach to your freq terrs.
Mootland F> Ok, we may leave spec and attach to your freq terrs.
Cpt.Guano!> ah we got terrs?
Cpt.Guano!> hehe
Mootland F> Enter if palying.
Some Kid!> GJ
Cpt.Guano!> no levis please
Mootland F> ENTER!
Pretzel> moot is trying to feel special.
Cpt.Guano!> ok we have to x those levis
Pretzel> hahahahaa
Some Kid!> type killer
shyne4178> Now keeping score will be fun
Cpt.Guano!> dont worry
Mootland F> ENTER IF PLAYING
Mootland F> ENTER IF PLAYING
Mootland F> ENTER IF PLAYING
Cpt.Guano!> i got it under control
Xero.exe> rofl
Cpt.Guano!> please enter if playing
Bluedandy> You're trying to feel cool by saying "OMFG NEWB." You're the worse off.
skate> since im laggy, i'll keep time
Xero.exe> rite down the scores now!~
Mootland F> Attach to your terrs and stay in safe.
Mootland F> Attach to your terrs and stay in safe.
Mootland F> Attach to your terrs and stay in safe.
Mootland F> Attach to your terrs and stay in safe.
Pearl Jam> OMGF
Richard Cr> OMFG NEWB.
Pretzel> im stating a point u douche
Pearl Jam> CHRISTMAS IS A FUN TIME.
Pearl Jam> IT IS A FUN TIME EVERY DECEMBER.
Pearl Jam> I LIKE THIS HOLIDAY A LOT.
Cpt.Guano!> pretzel please go on freq 1
THE CRIMSO> I PICK PJ SHARK
Pretzel> ummm no
Cpt.Guano!> haha dont worry
Cpt.Guano!> ill do the score thing
Pretzel> ez
Mootland F> OK READY?
Cpt.Guano!> er
Cpt.Guano!> ah wait moot
Mootland F> GAME IN 10!
Mootland F> 9
Mootland F> 8
Pretzel> rofl
Mootland F> 7
Mootland F> 6
skate> no
Mootland F> 5
2:Nickname> No medicine at all
Mootland F> 4
Mootland F> 3
skate> wait
FFS Bert?> yeah, spoil the fun for the rest of us pretzel, way to go
Frozen*Ice> BOKI!!!!!!!!!
Mootland F> 2
Mootland F> 1
Bluedandy> Kicked for flooding
Mootland F> GOGOGOoooooooooooooo
skate> everyone to their safes please
skate> everyone to their safes please
Frozen*Ice> BOOKI!!!!!!!
Pretzel> lol who warped me?
Richard Cr> ?????
Bluedandy> o.O
Xero.exe> ?!!?
Richard Cr> ???????????????????
Bluedandy> Whoa
chainer> what the
Stryker481> me too
Stryker481> whats up with the warp
Richard Cr> ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????
THE CRIMSO> base is up
my grandfatehr would probably just have a few medicines right now
THE CRIMSO> BTW
Pretzel> lol you are all douche bags
THE CRIMSO> old wily men
Mootland F> WE NEED A SUB!
skate> pretzel soeone warped you ?!
Mootland F> FOR FREQ 0!
skate> laf
Xero.exe> u are so annoying me..... shush
had forever to prepare
Some Kid!> lol
Mootland F> XERO THE GAMES STARTED!
shyne4178> I just think you are so good
Mootland F> gogooggogogogogogoooo
shyne4178> The terr is so good
Xero.exe> sigh.. -.-;
Mootland F> AND WE ARE UNDERWAY!
shyne4178> He leaves safe
shyne4178> THis is great
Xero.exe> sigh....
shyne4178> He runs into mines
Xero.exe> WTF?!!
Mootland F> lolz
shyne4178> He is so good
Mr. Smocks> Who does?
Some Kid!> shyne express your undying love later
Xero.exe> sigh.....
Xero.exe> we got 2 terrs :/
Zombie She> doh
shyne4178> I do a play by play
don't know your not a jack-ass
Frozen*Ice> dude,i'm j/p i've never seen u
Mootland F> ENTER IF PLAYING!
skate> 29 min left

skate> i have seen me
Mootland F> No interferring warlok plz.
Frozen*Ice> lol
Mootland F> I'm manually hosting.
Frozen*Ice> skate
skate> ehm moot
Cpt.Guano!> ok keeping scores is harder than i thought
Frozen*Ice> we are cool now,since u know me
skate> yes
Mootland F> lolz
Frozen*Ice>
War*loK <Z> im a zh,i cant do squat
Frozen*Ice> cpt and i and skate are kool
Mootland F> Hint: Don't run into mines.
Cpt.Guano!> i dont really know whats going on cause people keep on entering and leaving
Cpt.Guano!> haha
Pearl Jam> HARDCOEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
THE CRIMSO> pff
Richard Cr> cressan eat
Frozen*Ice> Who wants to go LT?
2Frozen*Ice> in PUB
Cpt.Guano!> hey skate what time is it?
skate> i told you we shouldve done it in a priv arena
Cpt.Guano!> haha
skate> 29 min left
Cpt.Guano!> ok well do that next
THE CRIMSO> football is on . .
Frozen*Ice> do what?
Richard Cr> ew
Frozen*Ice> cpt u know skate?
Mootland F> This is so funny.
Pearl Jam> THE HARDCOER METER IS AT DANGEROUS LEVELS

[Superted]

Im curious to know how you worked out scores etc wivout a reset ^_^ floons

[Mootland Farmer]

We got the scores before the game started.
Then after the game finished we took away those scores that players carried with them before the game.

[Cpt.Guano!]

i subtracted the starting scores from the ending scores
i also used screenshots to try to track who left and who entered at what time
some people kinda entered in the middle of the game and stuff...
it would have worked super duper nicely but i lost my calculator and had to do all the calculations by had
but we had a more or less accurate approximation by the end of the match

the scores were 23900 to 50411 for freq 1

[Superted]

Originally posted by Cpt.Guano!
i subtracted the starting scores from the ending scores
i also used screenshots to try to track who left and who entered at what time
some people kinda entered in the middle of the game and stuff...
it would have worked super duper nicely but i lost my calculator and had to do all the calculations by had
but we had a more or less accurate approximation by the end of the match

I knew we ss geeks dont have a life but dont take the piss.

[skate]

ffs when your bored your bored, and it was kinda fun too.

[hogo]

Originally posted by Mooty
Pearl Jam> THE HARDCOER METER IS AT DANGEROUS LEVELS

o yes it is...