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  • #16
    The only problem is that on this forum there are no noobs - and if there are, they've already been flamed outta here. But hey, it's the thought that counts *shrugs*.
    Pandagirl!

    (ph)>12 is just right

    In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
    1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
    1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
    1:Chao <ER>> at all
    1:Mantra-Slider> chao
    1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
    Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
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    • #17
      Re: Re: oops

      Originally posted by GoldenPlums
      1) Spelling = good
      2) Grammer = good
      lol
      --|-- Question #60 | Category: History
      --|-- Question: What husband wife team starred in "a turkey for the president"?
      --|-- Hint: Starts with 'Ron'
      ConCor> ronald reagan
      ConCor> ronal
      --|-- No one has given the correct answer of 'Ronald and Nancy Reagon'

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      • #18
        Oh yeah. :P

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        • #19
          This has to be a joke...
          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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          • #20
            Im hoping this kid is for real.

            This would make my day.

            Lez go cheesemunch, indulge us in some more.. can you explain squads to me?

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            • #21
              Re: help for noobs

              Originally posted by cheesemunch
              this is for all of those noobs who dont have a clue... the idea of tw is to controll the orb at the top of the base
              can u teach me more plz? contact me in game,my name is evasion

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              • #22
                Evasive just wants to know his in-game name so he can take the piss
                USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                ---A few minutes later---
                9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                9:Kim> UM
                9:Kim> i didn't
                9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                9:pascone> lol?

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                • #23
                  Teach more =[

                  Can you tell me how safes work?
                  1:RabbitRapist> what if u die in some nuklear war, and there's no body :P
                  1:Death3D> didnt you hear? i cant die from nucular blasts
                  1:RabbitRapist> sweet
                  1:Death3D> its a "get out of a nuculear blast free card" bought it on ebay for 2 bucks
                  1:RabbitRapist> lol
                  1:bioture> loool

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                  • #24
                    Re: Re: oops

                    Originally posted by GoldenPlums
                    1) Spelling = good
                    2) Grammer = good
                    What you're saying is that he isnt really new, but is just pretending because his "grammer", spelling, and w/e else u said was overall "good."

                    Meaning you must be new, because i dont know what grammer is.
                    ashfjasgkm

                    EDIT: Honestly, I dont think ill flame cheese. Most newbs, like zeta who try and hide it, are worth flaming. This guy has no idea what hes doing, but at least hes trying. :P

                    Thanks cheese, but we have one of these already.
                    Last edited by abrasion; 02-17-2004, 11:37 AM.
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                    Last edited by abrasion about 150 times because he can't fucking type.

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                    • #25
                      I, for one, am glad you didn't call the kettle black, abrasion.

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                      • #26
                        actualy i woz doin this for a mate who was just startin.

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                        • #27
                          its much better to learn while you are playing, take him into a private arena and teach him shit, he will most likely remember it this way.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Re: Re: oops

                            Originally posted by abrasion


                            EDIT: Honestly, I dont think ill flame cheese. Most newbs, like zeta who try and hide it, are worth flaming. This guy has no idea what hes doing, but at least hes trying. :P
                            You do realize that you have over 400 posts in about a month, right? Sorry to burst your bubble, but you are also new.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #29
                              I am so bored I read half of this thread...
                              _-Tri/p_

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