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Well, I made these back at the end of November, and I thought now would be a good time to take a look at how they turned out. If you're going to do likewise, don't be a cockhole about shit people got wrong, please?:
Predictions:
-Mythrandir will continue to be under appriecated for all the work he does for TWD. Drifting through trench, he'll sneak in and out of chats without ever saying hi to anyone. IS TRUE!
-The Pusher accidentally purchases laced pot for the comeback airing of Trench Center. Listeners are treated to psychotic episodes as the walls melt around the TW icon. Pending, TWL still has another 9999 weeks of development left
- Wtfz will be the first squad to receive a simultaneous "squad netban" from Trench. With nothing left to do, they overload the forums with inane commentary.Daaaammn, am I good or what?
-Disoblige's members will continue to become antisocial basedwellers who leave all their chats and perform strange cult rituals in Jonas's private arena. It is believed their religion is based on the resurrection of a dead god known only as "wp". They suceeded. Unfortunately, the supernatural energies released by this event have doubled global warming
-After hosting 1000 combine games, MatchBot becomes sentient and locks everyone in spec claiming, "you bitches just aren't worth my time". Not sure if this has happened yet, but MatchBot has already started wreaking his horrible vengeance
-Whiterabbits will race to the top of the dueling ladder, only to fall back to 29# when castro reminds them it's time for lunch (they are never seen again). Correction: That should've been javving ladder
-Divine Rides will be killed while attempting to leap a 20 car pile up in a stunt for the next pallies movie. At the funeral, hundreds of screaming women throw themselves at the coffin wailing horribly and rending their clothes. An overly inebriated ConcreteSchylrd is seen hitting on Pearl Jam at the reception. Pending. Though I've heard Div is already calling backers in preparation for his next production
-Pandagirl and Tobe are happily joined during a small ceremony in Atalissa, Iowa. (Pop. 357). They seperate 2 weeks later. *sniff* it was a beautiful ceremony. Eeks caught the bouquet.
-Oni Link makes baby Jesus cry. wiser words have never been spoken
-Sonera goes Bankrupt and the server tab is picked up by the Pepsi-Cola company. TWJ becomes the least popular league as "Mountain Dew Code Red" is made the drink of choice for the X-TREME javelin.
Squad: X~Treme Cpt: RyOsToRm15
TWDD rating: 1081 TWJD rating: 1136 TWBD rating: 990
They are among us
-The pub map is revamped with .lvz extensions adding new features such as the innovative "lagmeter". When killed, the lagmeter will display the lag level of your opponent so you can make an appropriate excuse. Cheats are created to maximize the meter readings.dead. Upon first implementation the meter just stuck at .999 ONIs
-Wadi's lag transcends the time space continuum so that he is simultaneusoly "Logged On" and "logged Off" trench. Scientists are astounded at the first appearance of internet based quantum mechanics. When reached for comment, wadi babbled something about "balls", "and then lapsed into a coma like a gibbering idiot.
I got better
Predictions:
-Mythrandir will continue to be under appriecated for all the work he does for TWD. Drifting through trench, he'll sneak in and out of chats without ever saying hi to anyone. IS TRUE!
-The Pusher accidentally purchases laced pot for the comeback airing of Trench Center. Listeners are treated to psychotic episodes as the walls melt around the TW icon. Pending, TWL still has another 9999 weeks of development left
- Wtfz will be the first squad to receive a simultaneous "squad netban" from Trench. With nothing left to do, they overload the forums with inane commentary.Daaaammn, am I good or what?
-Disoblige's members will continue to become antisocial basedwellers who leave all their chats and perform strange cult rituals in Jonas's private arena. It is believed their religion is based on the resurrection of a dead god known only as "wp". They suceeded. Unfortunately, the supernatural energies released by this event have doubled global warming
-After hosting 1000 combine games, MatchBot becomes sentient and locks everyone in spec claiming, "you bitches just aren't worth my time". Not sure if this has happened yet, but MatchBot has already started wreaking his horrible vengeance
-Whiterabbits will race to the top of the dueling ladder, only to fall back to 29# when castro reminds them it's time for lunch (they are never seen again). Correction: That should've been javving ladder
-Divine Rides will be killed while attempting to leap a 20 car pile up in a stunt for the next pallies movie. At the funeral, hundreds of screaming women throw themselves at the coffin wailing horribly and rending their clothes. An overly inebriated ConcreteSchylrd is seen hitting on Pearl Jam at the reception. Pending. Though I've heard Div is already calling backers in preparation for his next production
-Pandagirl and Tobe are happily joined during a small ceremony in Atalissa, Iowa. (Pop. 357). They seperate 2 weeks later. *sniff* it was a beautiful ceremony. Eeks caught the bouquet.
-Oni Link makes baby Jesus cry. wiser words have never been spoken
-Sonera goes Bankrupt and the server tab is picked up by the Pepsi-Cola company. TWJ becomes the least popular league as "Mountain Dew Code Red" is made the drink of choice for the X-TREME javelin.
Squad: X~Treme Cpt: RyOsToRm15
TWDD rating: 1081 TWJD rating: 1136 TWBD rating: 990
They are among us
-The pub map is revamped with .lvz extensions adding new features such as the innovative "lagmeter". When killed, the lagmeter will display the lag level of your opponent so you can make an appropriate excuse. Cheats are created to maximize the meter readings.dead. Upon first implementation the meter just stuck at .999 ONIs
-Wadi's lag transcends the time space continuum so that he is simultaneusoly "Logged On" and "logged Off" trench. Scientists are astounded at the first appearance of internet based quantum mechanics. When reached for comment, wadi babbled something about "balls", "and then lapsed into a coma like a gibbering idiot.
I got better
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