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  • #31
    PH's Guide to Offensive Sharking

    Section I

    Steroids.
    Originally posted by Tone
    It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
    Originally posted by the_paul
    Gargle battery acid fuckface
    Originally posted by Material Girl
    I tried downloading a soundcard

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    • #32
      Wow, i didn't even know what a spearhead was until now. I always thought it was a player in -F-.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by bete noire View Post
        70% of the time all it does is waste one shark rep... and usually at least one if not both sharks have used all their reps before the enemy team starts to attack the fr
        but by pushing out too far after a td smart spiders can simply just not shoot you (a la spastic). by clogging the side holes you slow them down, even if just for a bit, and give your spiders a chance to slow them down even more without risking a fuck-up of being stuck in mid with your thumb up your ass as the enemy charges into your team's cram without you there.
        Originally posted by turmio
        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
        Originally posted by grand
        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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        • #34
          I dont recomend having bomb and mine as the same key. A bomb requires almost all your energy so when thrusting a fast bomb you may get it wrong and leave a mine instead, not good if youre in cram.

          I have Caps Lock as mine and Tab as bomb.


          Also is that big circle graphic allowed?

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          • #35
            anyone else notice the 18) Blame duel pasta

            GOOD ONE
            help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

            4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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            • #36
              I'm a little surprised nobody else has said it yet really (edit:now ronn mentioned it while I was typing, bastage), but I for one am radically against something like the repticle. I do have bigger bullets and some minor explosion alterations, but this thing looks in line with something like an aim assistor.

              On the key settings, it's really very personal but I agree on the part where you should get custom key settings, defaults just don't cut it.
              Personally I found it comfortable to use the following keys as I've been used to wasd-games for years. It took me a week or something to stop pressing the wrong keys, but after that it's easy flying in nearly all ships (no terriers cuz terriers suck!).

              q=rocket
              w=bomb (this is ofcourse nice for rocketshots)
              e=repel (easy to bomb cram in shark)
              a=mine (in shark you're recommended to keep your ringfinger on the q )
              s=multi (for jd's, don't really need it in base)
              d=bullet
              left-ctrol=attach
              space=thrust

              I noticed some people don't like using such keys as it needs a messagekey and leaves you completely defenseless when typing. But that alone is a good reason to do it, you type less, you fk up less.

              One last minor thing, the repping lobe-mines into cram thing. I wouldn't try it for the simple reason that depending on the lag difference between the repper and the rest, the repped mine can have completely different directions. Where it might look to you that it's headed straight into cram, for a lot of people it actually won't.

              P.S. concerning the edit I wasn't actually typing for half an hour, I went down and had some breakfast
              "People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."

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              • #37
                After reading Rednaz's post, as an American, I am compelled to ask: Do people from the Netherlands have 7 fingers on one hand, or what? Those key combinations are comparable to saying "Sally sold seashells by the seashore". I think I'd get fingertied.
                3:Maurauth> lets all be rastafarian
                3:Screamo> As long as you supply the weed for our "religious ceremonies"
                3:Emery> im a rastafarian muslim atheist
                3:Maurauth> so you get high whilst blowing shit up
                3:Maurauth> but not because gods tell you to?

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Ronn View Post

                  Also is that big circle graphic allowed?
                  There's a reason you can customize your graphics.
                  3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
                  3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
                  3:i.d.> da fk is that?
                  3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
                  3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
                  3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
                  3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
                  3:Shadowmere> LOL
                  3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

                  Best> I never cooked a day in my life

                  Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
                  Shadowmere> Rofl
                  Up in ya !> With his feet
                  Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
                  Up in ya !> l44t feet
                  Deft> l44t f44t*
                  Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
                  Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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                  • #39
                    Nice guide overall, very little I'd consider obviously "wrong". Otoh, I don't think any of the defensive patterns are viable when cramming and the mid tube mining patterns just plain suck (I understand they're there for completenesses' sake). They're pretty much one shot, and while you might get a kill or two, all of those can be hazardous to your team. Might be worth a shot with shrap-5 but otherwise I'd skip on those.

                    I'd definitely consider graphic overlays like that (plus aiming assists for wbs) cheating even though I don't think they're too useful as you learn to estimate the rep range pretty well with experience (FYI: using only bokibullets myself, can't see the normal-sized stuff, mind you I'm still using default keys with attach remapped, so... .

                    In an ideal world the graphics for league play would be hard-coded but I don't see that happening. I miss the time when you could hide mines or bombs under explosions, though (heh, I still occasionally waste reps when I'm not sure whether the rushing nmy shark bombed or not).

                    EDIT: P.S. bete, you still suck
                    Last edited by Windreaper; 09-30-2007, 07:52 AM.
                    Veni Vidi Visa - I came, I saw, I did some shopping.

                    Also did some game development. Check out this horror adventure game if you like point'n'clicks.

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                    • #40
                      Lol, you have too much time on your hands. ^-^
                      Mr. Arrogant 2 entered arena

                      Paky Dude> asdfasdf
                      Paky Dude> sdfasdkl;fasdklfjkl
                      Paky Dude> asl'fjalsdkfjkldfj
                      Paky Dude> jfalsfjklasdjfklsdfj
                      Paky Dude> now gtfo

                      Mr. Arrogant 2 left arena

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                      • #41
                        There is no secret to sharking in a cram situation that a guide of any length can teach. You rep, rep, rep, die, respawn and repeat. Any actual skill you hope to gain in the ship is self taught through observation and practical application. Not to criticise your efforts, but this was a collosal waste of your time as no one who needs to learn will actually read it.

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                        • #42
                          I saved the log from when I taught someone to shark once and considered doing this, but I didn't think it would have much readability for new players unless it was done in flash. I think you did a pretty good job bridging the gap, but it's still a lot to sift through.

                          You obviously put some time into this and it's well done but I hardly think it can replace rab's basing guide.
                          afksry

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Windreaper View Post
                            EDIT: P.S. bete, you still suck
                            What did I ever do to you.
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                            Stayon> That type of thing, when you're married for 50 years but you know you fucked up when you dropped chilli sause on your elitist rich boss, while crossing the cafeteria's lunch zone, getting you fired, because you were distracted admiring the cleaning lady's ass that you beated off to, when your sluggish wife and two retarted kids were asleep.

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                            • #44
                              aggressive mining tactics FTW
                              ?find dads revenge

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by bete noire
                                says Rudy... as if he's a sharking authority.
                                At your service. And you are...?

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