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I won't be able to predict every week, but i'll try to do most. At Roughs urging, here is the pre-season picks
Note: After the weekend is done, i'll tally it up and see how i've done. Come regular season i'll try to keep doing my %'s and see how correct i really am)
TWLD:
Disoblige vs. Melee
Disoblige has a solid warbird lineup and Melee well, they don't. Both squads are down in this area since last season, but Disoblige is only a little down, whereas Melee is beyond down. Disoblige 50 - Melee 28
MVP: Anyone but "The" bram
LVP: Anyone on "Melee"
Pallies vs. Ancients
Pallies has a much improved wb line, which is saying a lot considering it had a darn good wb line to begin with. Ancients is a lower tier wb team, although solid, can't be compared to pallies. Pallies win it 50-34
MVP: Mattey
LVP: Some Ancients Guy
DragonGuard vs. Shriek
A solid preseason matchup. It'll really depend on who cares, because after all it is just preseason. Shrieks wb line has gone through some changes as a2m lowered the axe on several people. but vigilanty owns you and your pet mongoose - so pack your bags. Shriek 50 -- DragonGuard - 42
MVP: Vigil "i own your mongoose" anty
LVP: Nimrook, he's slow witted and likes ugly chicks.
Syndicate vs. British Squad
Wake up call for BS, we have Syndicate for you on line 1. Syndicate is going to roll over British Squad, and some BS guy will come and post about how they won't, but trust me, they will. I'll trust BS to put up a good fight though. Synd by 13
MVP: Demonfaze
LVP: a guy living in England with bad teeth and a funny accent. (wow, i'm a jackass)
-FINAL- vs. Egyptian
Maybe this match will cause egyptian to dissolve for a -final- time. Maybe not. Egyptian isn't even as good in wbs as they were last time, and certainly not at the -F- level. Look for the lag cheats children because here they come. -F- by 18
MVP: Some european guy with a name that i should mock.
LVP:anybody who joined egyptian excpecting it to survive
Grapevine vs. Sk8
Wow, 2 good matches in all of preseason, how sad. GV plays the more laid back style where as Sk8 plays the 8 am while i'm sleeping style. Both are effective but randedl is asian and canadian - thats gotta be worth something. GV by less than 10 but more than 11.
MVP: Weaver or Randedededl, i'm undecided
LVP: NZLrs (fuck moot)
Rapid vs. Pirates
This could be good, but it could be bad. Pirates has better warbirds when they show, and if they team. I don't think either squad will take this very seriously though, so this could be anybodies guess. I'll go with Pirates though.
MVP:Awesome, he's awesome sometimes
LVP:Awesome, he's not so awesome sometimes (sheridan 2 lose)
Verone vs. Avalonian
Many people enjoy watching cripples fight. I don't. This match may be so bad as to defy logic. I'll go with avalonian because there name is a little less gay, and because they have gen.
MVP: everybody who doesn't like deluge.
LVP: Deluge, even if he goes 50-0 he's still a dumb fag, and theres nothing he can do about it. (i love the ignore option)
TWLJ
Disoblige vs. Rapid
Wasn't Rapid and Disoblige in a war of words. Didn't rapdi Vow to beat Diso in every match this season. Disoblige is going to roll all over Rapid, as a real statement to others, and to shut them up. Disoblige 4 win.
MVP
ownload, oh wait...
LVP:william wallis for having spelt william wallace incorrectly.
Pallies vs. Tanked
Yeahy. Lets hear it for matches that won't be close. Pallies for win by at least 15.
MVP: vihta, he is better than you.
LVP: Cig Smoke
Sk8 vs. -FINAL-
Okay a good match, sorta. Sk8 has a lot of solid jav talent, but they're not really in the -F- category. Look for a -F- win by lsomething around 10.
MVP: Download
LVP
hYst, unless he switches to Fist
Melee vs. Mambo
Easy win for Mambo. very Easy.
MVP: M_M God (thats Mr. "mother fucking" God to you.)
LVP: someone on melee (they're are people still on melee?)
Ancients vs. Grapevine
Ancients decided to really really really really suck in javs for a long time, but got there spot due to last season. GV will run over you.
MVP: Jalapeno on some alt nick i'm still not sure of.
LVP: DEA - because you just plain suck
DragonGuard vs. Elenya
Break out the good times. DG will win.
MVP: Rival, even though he's a wb and won't play - he's still cooler than you.
LVP:Jesus
Pirates vs. Egyptian
Yawn some more, Pirates are missing two starters in exquisite and kim, both on some sort of vacation (kim went somewhere asian, i know i was blown away too) Pirates will still win. Hercules was greek not egyptian, duh.
MVP: Herc-u-mule
LVP: na$ir, if he's on egyptian, it's semi hard to keep track of.
Syndicate vs. Shriek
Look! A GOOD MATCH! This should be decided by less than 5, but i'm going with a syndicate win. I don't think Shriek will try very hard considering it is only preseason.
MVP: Rough is going to beat Amputate by 1 kill. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
LVP: Adman, he doesn't even jav ffs!
TWLB
Anti-Scrub vs. Mambo
Basing is beyond gay. Mambo says they'll use a jav, and A-S may use jr5 in jav. if mambo does use the ufnky yellow ship, it may be M_M God, which would be great to see. Mambo will pull out the win in any case.
MVP: There are no mvps in basing
LVP: THe terrier with more deaths, obviously.
Pallies vs. Disoblige
TWL-Ops just don't get it. We didn't get a Pallies diso match all of last season, and throwing one out in preseason is basically the same thing. This match is POINTLESS - no team will gain braging rights. You should have kept this match for at least round 1, if not the last round of the regular season. what a waste. Pallies will win it, not that it's worth a damn.
Sk8 vs. BasingCrew
Sk8 will probably pull out the win as BC needs some real help to get better.
Spastic vs. whiterabbits
I can tell you who won't win. Anybody watching. Both squads will use the wonderfully boring 5 spider approach which sould make this game unviewable. This could have been an elite match, as PL changed sides after last TWL, but again it got wasted on preseason - sigh. Spastic will win, again not that anybody cares.
Syndicate vs. -FINAL-
FUCK STOP PUTTING GOOD MATCHES OUT THERE FOR NO FUCKING POINT. Two rather evenly ballance teams in what could be a great match yet again being wasted on preseason. -F- has the better team, but yet again, who cares.
Incuria vs. ReJeCtEd BaSeRs
Okay, this is begining to annoy me. Yet ANOTHER quality match that could go a long way to deciding playoff positioning if it was a match thatcounted. it isn't, and i don't care enough to predict it. I'll go with RB, but FUCK, who cares. (stop wasting good matches on preseason)
Shriek vs. Melee
Finally a match nobody cares about, thats what preseason is for. Shriek pickups > Melee pickups. Not to mention massive melee loses from last season (and thats a season where they were only decent) Shriek will win in convincing fashion.
So all in all, LD and LJ got it right, mostly useless matches but enough decent ones that the weekend isn't a waste. and TWLB threw out about 4 matches that could be considered Legacy building matches for squads, that would decided who makes the playoffs and what seeding. but it's all throw away. yippie.
Wow, i was a real jackass all prediction long, and it was a lot more fun then my normal non-jackass ones. I will update this saying how i did, but it's preseason and doesn't count so i won't stick it with my season %'s.
EDIT: disabled smilies.
Note: After the weekend is done, i'll tally it up and see how i've done. Come regular season i'll try to keep doing my %'s and see how correct i really am)
TWLD:
Disoblige vs. Melee
Disoblige has a solid warbird lineup and Melee well, they don't. Both squads are down in this area since last season, but Disoblige is only a little down, whereas Melee is beyond down. Disoblige 50 - Melee 28
MVP: Anyone but "The" bram
LVP: Anyone on "Melee"
Pallies vs. Ancients
Pallies has a much improved wb line, which is saying a lot considering it had a darn good wb line to begin with. Ancients is a lower tier wb team, although solid, can't be compared to pallies. Pallies win it 50-34
MVP: Mattey
LVP: Some Ancients Guy
DragonGuard vs. Shriek
A solid preseason matchup. It'll really depend on who cares, because after all it is just preseason. Shrieks wb line has gone through some changes as a2m lowered the axe on several people. but vigilanty owns you and your pet mongoose - so pack your bags. Shriek 50 -- DragonGuard - 42
MVP: Vigil "i own your mongoose" anty
LVP: Nimrook, he's slow witted and likes ugly chicks.
Syndicate vs. British Squad
Wake up call for BS, we have Syndicate for you on line 1. Syndicate is going to roll over British Squad, and some BS guy will come and post about how they won't, but trust me, they will. I'll trust BS to put up a good fight though. Synd by 13
MVP: Demonfaze
LVP: a guy living in England with bad teeth and a funny accent. (wow, i'm a jackass)
-FINAL- vs. Egyptian
Maybe this match will cause egyptian to dissolve for a -final- time. Maybe not. Egyptian isn't even as good in wbs as they were last time, and certainly not at the -F- level. Look for the lag cheats children because here they come. -F- by 18
MVP: Some european guy with a name that i should mock.
LVP:anybody who joined egyptian excpecting it to survive
Grapevine vs. Sk8
Wow, 2 good matches in all of preseason, how sad. GV plays the more laid back style where as Sk8 plays the 8 am while i'm sleeping style. Both are effective but randedl is asian and canadian - thats gotta be worth something. GV by less than 10 but more than 11.
MVP: Weaver or Randedededl, i'm undecided
LVP: NZLrs (fuck moot)
Rapid vs. Pirates
This could be good, but it could be bad. Pirates has better warbirds when they show, and if they team. I don't think either squad will take this very seriously though, so this could be anybodies guess. I'll go with Pirates though.
MVP:Awesome, he's awesome sometimes
LVP:Awesome, he's not so awesome sometimes (sheridan 2 lose)
Verone vs. Avalonian
Many people enjoy watching cripples fight. I don't. This match may be so bad as to defy logic. I'll go with avalonian because there name is a little less gay, and because they have gen.
MVP: everybody who doesn't like deluge.
LVP: Deluge, even if he goes 50-0 he's still a dumb fag, and theres nothing he can do about it. (i love the ignore option)
TWLJ
Disoblige vs. Rapid
Wasn't Rapid and Disoblige in a war of words. Didn't rapdi Vow to beat Diso in every match this season. Disoblige is going to roll all over Rapid, as a real statement to others, and to shut them up. Disoblige 4 win.
MVP
ownload, oh wait...LVP:william wallis for having spelt william wallace incorrectly.
Pallies vs. Tanked
Yeahy. Lets hear it for matches that won't be close. Pallies for win by at least 15.
MVP: vihta, he is better than you.
LVP: Cig Smoke
Sk8 vs. -FINAL-
Okay a good match, sorta. Sk8 has a lot of solid jav talent, but they're not really in the -F- category. Look for a -F- win by lsomething around 10.
MVP: Download
LVP
hYst, unless he switches to FistMelee vs. Mambo
Easy win for Mambo. very Easy.
MVP: M_M God (thats Mr. "mother fucking" God to you.)
LVP: someone on melee (they're are people still on melee?)
Ancients vs. Grapevine
Ancients decided to really really really really suck in javs for a long time, but got there spot due to last season. GV will run over you.
MVP: Jalapeno on some alt nick i'm still not sure of.
LVP: DEA - because you just plain suck
DragonGuard vs. Elenya
Break out the good times. DG will win.
MVP: Rival, even though he's a wb and won't play - he's still cooler than you.
LVP:Jesus
Pirates vs. Egyptian
Yawn some more, Pirates are missing two starters in exquisite and kim, both on some sort of vacation (kim went somewhere asian, i know i was blown away too) Pirates will still win. Hercules was greek not egyptian, duh.
MVP: Herc-u-mule
LVP: na$ir, if he's on egyptian, it's semi hard to keep track of.
Syndicate vs. Shriek
Look! A GOOD MATCH! This should be decided by less than 5, but i'm going with a syndicate win. I don't think Shriek will try very hard considering it is only preseason.
MVP: Rough is going to beat Amputate by 1 kill. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
LVP: Adman, he doesn't even jav ffs!
TWLB
Anti-Scrub vs. Mambo
Basing is beyond gay. Mambo says they'll use a jav, and A-S may use jr5 in jav. if mambo does use the ufnky yellow ship, it may be M_M God, which would be great to see. Mambo will pull out the win in any case.
MVP: There are no mvps in basing
LVP: THe terrier with more deaths, obviously.
Pallies vs. Disoblige
TWL-Ops just don't get it. We didn't get a Pallies diso match all of last season, and throwing one out in preseason is basically the same thing. This match is POINTLESS - no team will gain braging rights. You should have kept this match for at least round 1, if not the last round of the regular season. what a waste. Pallies will win it, not that it's worth a damn.
Sk8 vs. BasingCrew
Sk8 will probably pull out the win as BC needs some real help to get better.
Spastic vs. whiterabbits
I can tell you who won't win. Anybody watching. Both squads will use the wonderfully boring 5 spider approach which sould make this game unviewable. This could have been an elite match, as PL changed sides after last TWL, but again it got wasted on preseason - sigh. Spastic will win, again not that anybody cares.
Syndicate vs. -FINAL-
FUCK STOP PUTTING GOOD MATCHES OUT THERE FOR NO FUCKING POINT. Two rather evenly ballance teams in what could be a great match yet again being wasted on preseason. -F- has the better team, but yet again, who cares.
Incuria vs. ReJeCtEd BaSeRs
Okay, this is begining to annoy me. Yet ANOTHER quality match that could go a long way to deciding playoff positioning if it was a match thatcounted. it isn't, and i don't care enough to predict it. I'll go with RB, but FUCK, who cares. (stop wasting good matches on preseason)
Shriek vs. Melee
Finally a match nobody cares about, thats what preseason is for. Shriek pickups > Melee pickups. Not to mention massive melee loses from last season (and thats a season where they were only decent) Shriek will win in convincing fashion.
So all in all, LD and LJ got it right, mostly useless matches but enough decent ones that the weekend isn't a waste. and TWLB threw out about 4 matches that could be considered Legacy building matches for squads, that would decided who makes the playoffs and what seeding. but it's all throw away. yippie.
Wow, i was a real jackass all prediction long, and it was a lot more fun then my normal non-jackass ones. I will update this saying how i did, but it's preseason and doesn't count so i won't stick it with my season %'s.
EDIT: disabled smilies.
...thats mean 
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