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TWLJ
Disoblige vs. Egyptian - An easy win for Disoblige. Egyptian doesn’t have anything resembling to a good jav. They lost last preseason week vs Elenya who’s globally known as the worst TWLJ team. Guess what? Now there’s a new worst team in TWLJ. Disoblige have tons of great jav players and download and company will have fun shooting ducks. Nothing else to be said here. Of course, if Nethervoid were to start, things could be a lot different, with Egyptian standing a serious chance to upset in a 6v4 matchup. Winner to be:
Underground: Disoblige
Ideal lineups: download, pjotter, da1andonly, Lemon, Desperate vs doag, cross, Dutch_, sk1ld3r, Yankee
MVP: Pjotter
LVP: Yankee
Mambo vs. Melee - : Mambo disappointed us last preseason week loosing to DragonGuard who isn’t known by their skilled jav players. B.Rabbit didn’t play which means they lost their powerfull jav. If he shows they shouldn’t loose this match. Melee is another mediocre jav team that shouldn’t have more than 1 or 2 wins this season if that much. Mambo should pick up the win if they care a little more and their best players show. Winner to be:
Underground: Mambo
Download: Mambo
Ideal lineups: B.Rabbit, M_M God, Shadezer, subby, Mulkero vs Jebu,, Dome, Ragnarok., POiD, Jerkstore
MVP: B.Rabbit
LVP: Ragnarok.
Dragonguard vs. Elenya - Another exciting shit game of javs between arguably the 2 worst jav teams in the league. Dragonguard beat Mambo in a surprising match where ChronicBob and later totally owned the opposition but besides them we don’t see anyone capable of going better than 1:2. Elenya on the other hand beat Egyptian, which wasn’t that all surprising since for one Elenya had all their best javs online and Egyptian had none. This game right here will be inappropriate for cardiac patients because the emotion will be all over and at the lack of aimed shots everyone will be hoping to stray and not be strayed, as u can see this will be the most emotional game of the weekend. It wont be won by skill but by heart. On a side note, this will be the battle between the 2 worst squadnames in history. Winner to be:
Underground: Elenya
Download: Elenya
Ideal lineups: ChronicBob, later, Machu, Jones, Confluence vs Lit, Jaime, la com, summa, gemfire
MVP: Lit
LVP: Jones
Pirates vs. Rapid - Great match right here, I think this match will involve more than anyone can even remotely imagine, this is a game that will involve politics much like the cold war ice hockey finals in the Olympics. Awesome is the Fidel Castro of Subspace, a dictator to his own people, Violence? Well he doesn’t have a grip on his own squad, ffs someone took out their roster last week. So this is Dictature vs Anarchy. Who will win? Pirates probably will, they have the better javs anyway, but getting pounded like they did vs diso without any bot excuse and with their starting line, well they sure cant ambition a lot for this season. Winner to be:
Underground: Pirates
Download: Pirates
Ideal lineups: Dark!, Hercules, Sky, Crazy Canockout, Exquisite vs Piston, Sphinktor, Blindado, Carbon, Golden_aIM
MVP: Hercules
LVP: Piston
Syndicate vs. Tanked - Another game wich everyone knows who’ll win before the game starts. Its starting to annoy us. Syndicate has just like in wbs a great jav roster with lots of top players who wont have difficulties to pull of the win easily. Tanked even beating Pallies in preseason week 1, wont have many chances to get more than 20 kills. And anything they get above that will be a loss for Syndicate. Another spanking coming. Winner to be:
Underground: Syndicate
Download: Syndicate
Ideal lineups: Amputate, Rough, demonfaze, 2dragons, Mr. Spam vs Genes, King J-F, Jonathan, Lucky, Gunsmith
MVP: Rough
LVP: King J-F
-FINAL- vs. Ancients - –FINAL- will win but Ancients wont be below 20 kills again since they’ll start caring and starting their best players. –FINAL- with Domi, Sika and Joe can win 3v5 so there’s no big point in explaining their win. Ancients are a disappointment since everyone thought they’d be a squad to win more than they’ll really win during season. Winner to be:
Underground: -FINAL-
Download: -FINAL-
Ideal lineups: Joe, Domi, Sika, DUMBRIT!, aprix vs Sweeper, Jessus, Utopia, Dreamfly, Riksa
MVP: Joe
LVP: Jessus
Grapevine vs. Pallies - A not so bad match. Grapevine isn’t really a good jav squad but Pallies didn’t prove til now that they are as good as they are supposed to be. Grapevine doesn’t have more than 2/3 real javs (cxi, kronic, Purex). In what concerns Pallies, they have some pretty good javs who shouldn’t loose this not even make it close. Only depends on showing because now they’ll do their best since they’re “going for triple crown”. But they sure as hell wont win TWLJ. Winner to be:
Underground: Pallies
Download: Pallies
Ideal lineups: cxi, kronic, purex, phrenitis, foreign vs Force of Nature, Lethe, Legionair, HELLZNO!, Blood
MVP: Blood
LVP: Phrenitis
Sk8 vs. Shriek - Match of the week after Dragonguard vs. Elenya. Im gonna do a weight measure for both teams so I can compare them better. Shriek has mad lag rushes, Sk8 has Physt. Ok that’s enough. We can all see how one sided this will be from the weight measuring. I think things could get close if Shriek played a2m tho. But they are far too smart for that. I swear Physt looked like he had never seen a base last week and still looks the same this week. Therefore winner will be:
download: Shriek
Ideal lineups: Ease, Physt, Horror, Rogue, culex vs Mess, Annul, merce, Ruine, Cape
MVP: merce
LVP: Physt
TWLJ
Disoblige vs. Egyptian - An easy win for Disoblige. Egyptian doesn’t have anything resembling to a good jav. They lost last preseason week vs Elenya who’s globally known as the worst TWLJ team. Guess what? Now there’s a new worst team in TWLJ. Disoblige have tons of great jav players and download and company will have fun shooting ducks. Nothing else to be said here. Of course, if Nethervoid were to start, things could be a lot different, with Egyptian standing a serious chance to upset in a 6v4 matchup. Winner to be:
Underground: Disoblige
Ideal lineups: download, pjotter, da1andonly, Lemon, Desperate vs doag, cross, Dutch_, sk1ld3r, Yankee
MVP: Pjotter
LVP: Yankee
Mambo vs. Melee - : Mambo disappointed us last preseason week loosing to DragonGuard who isn’t known by their skilled jav players. B.Rabbit didn’t play which means they lost their powerfull jav. If he shows they shouldn’t loose this match. Melee is another mediocre jav team that shouldn’t have more than 1 or 2 wins this season if that much. Mambo should pick up the win if they care a little more and their best players show. Winner to be:
Underground: Mambo
Download: Mambo
Ideal lineups: B.Rabbit, M_M God, Shadezer, subby, Mulkero vs Jebu,, Dome, Ragnarok., POiD, Jerkstore
MVP: B.Rabbit
LVP: Ragnarok.
Dragonguard vs. Elenya - Another exciting shit game of javs between arguably the 2 worst jav teams in the league. Dragonguard beat Mambo in a surprising match where ChronicBob and later totally owned the opposition but besides them we don’t see anyone capable of going better than 1:2. Elenya on the other hand beat Egyptian, which wasn’t that all surprising since for one Elenya had all their best javs online and Egyptian had none. This game right here will be inappropriate for cardiac patients because the emotion will be all over and at the lack of aimed shots everyone will be hoping to stray and not be strayed, as u can see this will be the most emotional game of the weekend. It wont be won by skill but by heart. On a side note, this will be the battle between the 2 worst squadnames in history. Winner to be:
Underground: Elenya
Download: Elenya
Ideal lineups: ChronicBob, later, Machu, Jones, Confluence vs Lit, Jaime, la com, summa, gemfire
MVP: Lit
LVP: Jones
Pirates vs. Rapid - Great match right here, I think this match will involve more than anyone can even remotely imagine, this is a game that will involve politics much like the cold war ice hockey finals in the Olympics. Awesome is the Fidel Castro of Subspace, a dictator to his own people, Violence? Well he doesn’t have a grip on his own squad, ffs someone took out their roster last week. So this is Dictature vs Anarchy. Who will win? Pirates probably will, they have the better javs anyway, but getting pounded like they did vs diso without any bot excuse and with their starting line, well they sure cant ambition a lot for this season. Winner to be:
Underground: Pirates
Download: Pirates
Ideal lineups: Dark!, Hercules, Sky, Crazy Canockout, Exquisite vs Piston, Sphinktor, Blindado, Carbon, Golden_aIM
MVP: Hercules
LVP: Piston
Syndicate vs. Tanked - Another game wich everyone knows who’ll win before the game starts. Its starting to annoy us. Syndicate has just like in wbs a great jav roster with lots of top players who wont have difficulties to pull of the win easily. Tanked even beating Pallies in preseason week 1, wont have many chances to get more than 20 kills. And anything they get above that will be a loss for Syndicate. Another spanking coming. Winner to be:
Underground: Syndicate
Download: Syndicate
Ideal lineups: Amputate, Rough, demonfaze, 2dragons, Mr. Spam vs Genes, King J-F, Jonathan, Lucky, Gunsmith
MVP: Rough
LVP: King J-F
-FINAL- vs. Ancients - –FINAL- will win but Ancients wont be below 20 kills again since they’ll start caring and starting their best players. –FINAL- with Domi, Sika and Joe can win 3v5 so there’s no big point in explaining their win. Ancients are a disappointment since everyone thought they’d be a squad to win more than they’ll really win during season. Winner to be:
Underground: -FINAL-
Download: -FINAL-
Ideal lineups: Joe, Domi, Sika, DUMBRIT!, aprix vs Sweeper, Jessus, Utopia, Dreamfly, Riksa
MVP: Joe
LVP: Jessus
Grapevine vs. Pallies - A not so bad match. Grapevine isn’t really a good jav squad but Pallies didn’t prove til now that they are as good as they are supposed to be. Grapevine doesn’t have more than 2/3 real javs (cxi, kronic, Purex). In what concerns Pallies, they have some pretty good javs who shouldn’t loose this not even make it close. Only depends on showing because now they’ll do their best since they’re “going for triple crown”. But they sure as hell wont win TWLJ. Winner to be:
Underground: Pallies
Download: Pallies
Ideal lineups: cxi, kronic, purex, phrenitis, foreign vs Force of Nature, Lethe, Legionair, HELLZNO!, Blood
MVP: Blood
LVP: Phrenitis
Sk8 vs. Shriek - Match of the week after Dragonguard vs. Elenya. Im gonna do a weight measure for both teams so I can compare them better. Shriek has mad lag rushes, Sk8 has Physt. Ok that’s enough. We can all see how one sided this will be from the weight measuring. I think things could get close if Shriek played a2m tho. But they are far too smart for that. I swear Physt looked like he had never seen a base last week and still looks the same this week. Therefore winner will be:
download: Shriek
Ideal lineups: Ease, Physt, Horror, Rogue, culex vs Mess, Annul, merce, Ruine, Cape
MVP: merce
LVP: Physt
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