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  • There once was a squad called Pallies (who lived in the hills and the valleys)

    A million years ago...

    (play Stevie Wonder "I believe")
    RogerMexico and I started a squad called Pallies- the squad's name was taken from a Mr. Show (HBO sketch comedy show) sketch. With the help of local friend and fellow stoney ass college lackey, Concreteschlyrd, and unbelievable stroke of luck finds boo-meringue (aka the dalai lama, aka BOO- what the fuck up tobes), bloodzombie, and e_mex- the Pallies would take to the field a pack of newbs with big dreams and a penchant for tom foolery and snacks.
    Along the way they'd pick up a handful of interesting friends and teamates- pearl jam, hellzno, sleepy weasel, ryang, mythrandir, mr. spam, flabin, the pusher, triceratops- to name a few (seriously, we've had the pleasure of flying with some TW's finest for the last 4 years). They took to basing like ducks to water, within their first year they would defeat the league's best squads with a surprisingly effective combination of attack-based ships (warbird and jav).
    Pallies would become a basing institution and occasionally compete with the big boys in the other events.
    Three seasons into TWLs, the Pallies had a landmark day today, competing in two of the three championship games of the TW Leagues.

    Long story short- we fell short, like bloodzombie's dick- and while our defeats today end one era of the pallies squadron, it also gives birth to Pallies future. If our rise from absolute overachieving obscurity is over and our reign of being a very serious competitor has come to it's conclusion, so be it, ya'll know how we did. I guess in the end I do see us as becoming sort of a Paladen squad- far from competitive but strong, is that time now? i don't know, and you didn't ask, so let's drop it.

    In the end, I hope you've all enjoyed our interest in and contributions towards the game (especially basing), our posts, our radio station (remind the future tw-radio kids who started that shit), our movies, our motherfucking special sauce.

    So, yeah, we'll be back this winter, one way or another- but remember what you saw here, because i think we brought the ruckus, and I think we kept it right. To anyone offended along the way- we're just trying to make the game more interesting, for ourselves and for everyone else, but chances are you're being a hypersensitive dick, relax, smoke that shit, and we'll see you on the grid.

    -some kid on pallies
    Pallies Support Group "We all feel lonely sometimes"

    Pallies Basing Store (not just subspace merchandise)

    okie dokey baby?

  • #2
    neat
    ...

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    • #3
      i do believe there was no point to this topic.

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      • #4
        The man is drunk. Leave him be.
        jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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        • #5
          good shit pallies

          you guys always kept it real.. and made me laugh countless times

          gl in the future

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          • #6
            I always look forward to the next post by rides, it's most likely what gets me to come back to these forums all the time.
            7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
            7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
            7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

            1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

            7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
            7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

            1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
            1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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            • #7
              the first two paragraphs made me think you had dissolved.

              im sure you gonna be back next twl season

              btw try spidering bro...

              as you would say

              "yo, respect fellaz"
              8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
              8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
              8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
              8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
              8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
              8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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              • #8
                Ahah

                keep it up palls
                1: cundor> let's do a disoblige .?go base
                1: Cremation> cundor desperately trying to tell the world hes a diso
                1: cundor> dude
                1: cundor> i already told my parents
                1: Desperate> LOL
                1: Cremation> HAHA
                1: bram> :)
                1: Da1andonly> LOL

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                • #9
                  <3, as the term goes.
                  5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                  5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                  5: Da1andonly> =((
                  5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                  5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                  5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                  • #10
                    GG Pallies. Been around a long time, and I am sure there is much more to come. :up:

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                    • #11
                      God bless you, Divine Rides.
                      PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                      • #12
                        Nice season Pallies!

                        see ya next season guys
                        Originally posted by Kolar
                        My reaction:

                        ;1;Holy Shit
                        ;1;Al Qaeda took care of method for us

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                        • #13
                          Your point?
                          carpe diem

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                          • #14
                            ekko remember when you quit but never actually left
                            PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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                            • #15
                              I remember! Do I get a cookie for remembering? And I'm talking a real cookie, homemade even, not one of those shitty store bought cookies that tastes like ass.
                              jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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