Yes, its that time of year TWLB Predictions

[PaulOakenfold]

Again, we have the same core as last season, save Eggs and Pan (though Pan is pending depending on if he can get a good connection or not, or if he can get to his brother's dorm to play SUBSPACE SHIPS). We never depended on Ajaxee or Fit last season, and I'd say we did alright (we gave A-S a run and a half for their money.. what was that score again folks? Great come back from them... or was it the other way around? Actually, I don't remember, but that's not the point).... oh wait, we didn't because they weren't actually ON our roster. As for Eggs' place, we have a couple of new additions, and there are rumors that Bliz might actually be a bit more active again this season. As for Pan, if he doesn't come back, I'd say that even though we have some sort of psychic connection (perhaps we're homosexuals too), we had our faults, and during this off season, especially lately, we've been pretty fucking off together. Jeansi can easily take his spot, though I'll admit it'll never be the same without the little man by my side.

I can't promise anything this season, I don't even know if we'll have a positive rec... hell, I hardly know my team because it's so full of new members, and I've been pretty inactive myself... but I can tell you one thing, we haven't lost much, and Fit and Ajaxee coming and going was like dust in the wind.... great players and cool dudes, but in the big scheme of things, not a matter for Incuria.

As for your predictions... yes, just what I needed at 1:30 in the morning. Whether that's a good thing, I couldn't tell yah, but it's deffinetly what I needed.

[PaulOakenfold]

Alright, first let's look at the squads that have pre-qualified shall we? Again, kind of inactive, kind of opinionated, and kind of innacurate, but it's fun doing this kind of thing at almost 2:00 in the morning, so I'll give it a shot:

The following squads will recieve invitations to play in TWL-B: Okay, decided I want to sleep on the rest of the fucking "looks" at squads, so I'll just do these.
-Final-, Anti-Scrub, Disoblige, Mambo, Pallies and Spastic

-Final- - These bad boys finished with two losses last season, their second loss being the game that cost them a TWLB finals spot, and their first loss coming from the TWLB champions. I don't know about the rest of you, but I didn't see that coming last season, and I clearly underestimated them... though I would have liked to have played them, it didn't happen. Shark wise they still have the biggest reciever of lag complaints last season, Sika, but they're missing both Hannes and Domi (unless he's using a different name, or is planning on rejoining sometime soon). Spider wise, well... they're a dueling team, and last season they were able to put anyone in and they played outstanding... this season they have both Blood and Koan... arguably two of the top ten spiders of all time. Mitch in terr blah blah blah. I predict these guys will make it to playoffs, losing in the first round to some heated team that no one thinks should be there for one reason or another.

Anti-Scrub - Seriously you fuckwads, stay consistant. I can't keep up with whether you guys will be good or not, because quite frankly you don't do enough bragging, and I hate it. Okay, you don't have to do ANY bragging, but at least let us know who's playing for you this season. For those of you that have just climbed out of your mother's womb, these guys right here won the TWLB championships last season, and were cool about it. Everyone loves them, and though Pallies does a great job of rallying some sort of a fan club every season, I'm pretty sure A-S had more of the support going into the finals (perhaps from the bear of Erathia? No Idea). Anyways, sharks blabh ablh a balh windreaper, yay... Brookus terr yay... spybreak, holydude, nethila, that asian girl, someone else yay. Enough talk about them last season to last them another 3 years of who plays what... the question is, who the fuck will be here this season? Whatever guys... playoffs for you babies, going to semis and being stopped by the unstoppable. 7-3 for you guys sound good?

Disoblige - According to Thix, they took Fit from us, and now are going a good 6-4 because of it. Okay thix, I'll give you the 6-4, but I don't think these guys have what it takes to make it past quarters. I think you'll lose to A-S somehow in quarters, but I don't know how the playoff system is going to work, so I don't know if that's even possible (when A-S has a 7-3 record). 4-6 last season? Yuck, I totaly forgot about that. Well, hey at least you had a 3 game winning streak, and got into playoffs (we'll keep the whole Shriek thing on the hush hush). Perhaps it was a ploy to get Ajaxee, but someone said Warportal wouldn't be around this season... I think it's bullshit, so there's your terr (again). Sharks are a trickier subject. Ephemeral played a pretty good end of the season with Diso last season, though hopefully it won't take him until game 8 to warm up. I don't know about the other permanent shark, last season you really didn't have one, hell Eph didn't really play all that many games. You guys seemed to be pretty diverse with them, but without Crvenban and Download, you're missing another two possible sharks (not to mention Crvenban as an auxilary baser in general). I've seen Miau sharking here and there, perhaps she'll be active this season, which could prove benefitial for the Diso crew.

Mambo - The leader of the Eastern Division last season, with a 6-4 record. Clobbered Spastic in the playoffs last season, and absolutely silenced them. Though a close score, the battle against A-S seemed to me pretty one sided, and a tough loss sent you guys packing. Playing the same cards as last season, you guys auto-qualified and have stayed fairly quiet (though not as quiet as least season) in the off season. I'm sure you're going to be playing Superstar pro killer as terr, and you have a good amount of sharks, though (I know about 10 of you that read this whole fucking thing are going to jump on me about) I think they're all pretty mediocre. I'd like to see Nuudeli pull some great recs again this season, and I'm going to rely on him to pull Mambo where they need to go (oh yah, he's that good folks... in case you didn't know). Another mediumish season from you guys... though I have a feeling you'll be more of an under dog this season than you were the last two. I'm sending you guys to quarters! Another auto-qualifying season for you folks, good job.

Pallies - What a wonderful season you guys had. An awesome showing in finals, where you should have tried to bring it home in the second game, instead of playing around. Well, I can understand the lineups if you didn't really care all that much of winning. Though you guys kind of disproved the whole inactivity leads to not-as-goodness last season, I think it's going to hit you guys in the back of the head come pre-season. You'll of course somehow pick it up mid-season and pull a ridiculous stunt in playoffs (ridiculous as in, you'll play better than anyone expected) and make it to Finals, where of course you'll lose, and do the same thing next season. Is Myth going to be active? Good to see you picked up Gabby for your desperate need of sharks, and Vihta, Hellz and Sleepy always play great spider games. Probably 8-2 this season, you'll lose to -Final- again, and the curse of the whiterabbits are passed on to your arch-rivals Diso.

Spastic - Not going to be suprised if you guys win it this season. Last season you were hurting, even though you pretty much intimidated the best of the best squads. Regardless of last season, I'm not going to underestimate you guys, as I'm tempted to, but I'll put you at the top. With Luck back, necro is free to rampage as a spider, and perhaps a laggy jav. We'll have to see what happens to you guys with your lag.. we all know you have it, and know you have it more than most squads, so don't defend it. Regardless... your second TWLB crown comes this season.

[Gabraham]

PaulO
agreed with most of what you said, but let me add this:

I know it's Div's job to talk smack for Pallies about basing..but let me be the first to predict that Stabwound will choke again vs Pallies whenever the match occurs..Not player of the week and all that..
It should be noted that I went 0-80something in that match holding absolutely no ill-will toward my future squaddies :/

[warportal]

I think Pallies is gonna pull a Diso this year..

[Sleepy Weasel]

You mean win twlj? Yeah, you're probably right, I am kickass in the yellow ship. Thanks warpo.

[Miku19]

It's like SOOOO boring to read through these predictions when everybody knows Incuria will win every league they take part in...

[Fit of Rage]

You mean win twlj? Yeah, you're probably right, I am kickass in the yellow ship. Thanks warpo.

Good luck homeslice!

[Stabwound]

PaulO
agreed with most of what you said, but let me add this:

I know it's Div's job to talk smack for Pallies about basing..but let me be the first to predict that Stabwound will choke again vs Pallies whenever the match occurs..Not player of the week and all that..
It should be noted that I went 0-80something in that match holding absolutely no ill-will toward my future squaddies :/

Bwahahahahaha. Come out of your little hibernation to call me out like this? I guess shit talking is half of what makes TWLB fun, but it's better when you can actually back it up.

Can't wait to crush you in TWLB vs. Pallies... that is, if they even let you play.

[exe]

It's way too early to predict anything...

[apt]

Doubt that, do you know what the word predict means

[Cig Smoke]

I think Pallies is gonna pull a Diso this year..

Agreed.

[jr5]

PaulO
agreed with most of what you said, but let me add this:

I know it's Div's job to talk smack for Pallies about basing..but let me be the first to predict that Stabwound will choke again vs Pallies whenever the match occurs..Not player of the week and all that..
It should be noted that I went 0-80something in that match holding absolutely no ill-will toward my future squaddies :/

jr5 is back on the block and let me be the first to predict that if stab and i are sharking we WILL win, so dont bother playing us

and if we do lose its cause the other team lagged
or we got cheated
or i got dc
or stab did
or they started the match when we were short
or flag glitched


ps cig smoke is a crisco eatin fat ass
oh and pallies sucks

[exe]

Doubt that, do you know what the word predict means

Let's do it again... It's way too early to predict any TWL games for season 8 because the teams havent been chosen yet. Plus it's Trench Wars we are playing.. 2 weeks means +5 squads dissolving.

Motherfucker you got the point anyways.

[Pearl Jam]

I got some heartbreaking news for you nostradamuses..eses: aside from last season, we'd been pulling a "Diso" (that means not being that awesome at subspace super-leagues, right?) for the first 2-3 years of our existance.

It's not really that much of a change of pace to us as it is to the rest of you cock jugglers.

[PaulOakenfold]

Well seeing as you've only had 3 REALy seasons, pulling a 'diso' for other two seasons, means nothing. Oh waitt, what the hell does pulling a diso mean, if the've been inconsistant all three seasons in TWLB?