Yes, its that time of year TWLB Predictions

[PaulOakenfold]

It's way too early to predict anything...

Is it? I still find it fun 2 weeks before the season has begun.

[Stabwound]

I think "pulling a diso" in this context means doing really bad in TWLB when you were really good at it in past seasons.

[Pearl Jam]

We've had more than 3 REALly (what?) seasons.

When it comes to basing, we've gone from a big surprising success, to bad/mediocre, back to good and now our success is uncertain. This is over the course of 4+ years. Honestly, I've been playing this game too long with almost all of my time being spent on the same squad- it's not a good thing, but it does give me the advantage of knowing more about my squad than PaulOakenfold.

Too much time on this forum has also granted me the knowledge of when to duck out of ridiculous debates that I shouldn't of participated in in the first place. MY BAD.

And for the record, 97% of people making predictions on here never even come remotely close to guessing correctly.

[2dragons]

I'm too out of the loop to contribuute in the actual predictions, but I can at least give you a little more information about Venom's line, mostly because Cig Smoke's comment is a bit incorrect.

I finally believe Venom has what you'd consider competent sharks! Buja X hasn't lost a game I've played with him as Shark. A2m also was playing shark nicely, but who knows, the shark is an iffy area always!

Terrier... hehe... I should be terriering, not sure if I suck as bad as Rough does, but I'd like to think I don't. (JK rough =p)

Spiders, bleh we have some damn good spiders.

Anyway best of luck and lets see some more predictions!

[apt]

Ill put in some more refine in depth shit later this is how I predict TWL to finish out.

Spastic v Pallies

Spastic v Juice/BC (I see these teams pretty even) Pallies vs -F-


A-S
Venom
Dice
Mambo
Diso
Incuria
RB
Pirates
SK8

[Divine Rides]

I cleaned up the semen with a paper towel

I can't find my projections robot.

I'll take pallies to win all four leagues.

[Fit of Rage]

Hey div, are you really gonna play this season?

[Cig Smoke]

I'm too out of the loop to contribuute in the actual predictions, but I can at least give you a little more information about Venom's line, mostly because Cig Smoke's comment is a bit incorrect.

I finally believe Venom has what you'd consider competent sharks! Buja X hasn't lost a game I've played with him as Shark. A2m also was playing shark nicely, but who knows, the shark is an iffy area always!

Terrier... hehe... I should be terriering, not sure if I suck as bad as Rough does, but I'd like to think I don't. (JK rough =p)

Spiders, bleh we have some damn good spiders.

Anyway best of luck and lets see some more predictions!

When is the last time u were actualy online? OR dont u pay attention to whats happening with ur squad. A2m left venom 3 or so days ago. Ur not really that active but i did forget u as terr which will help them My point is ur lacking depth which we all know can hurt a team. If ur top 8 show you'll be dangerous just like any other team.

[Kings]

lol, like today when venom lost to TEKS? Rofl
I seriously think 5v5 should be banned from twbd. It's gay. If you got 5, do dds or jds. yeah i know venom played that game like 5v6. I meanbasing is big and some squads like Pirates and teks just take advantage of the 5v5 and 6v6 possibilities to win some games. If you wanna do something in twlb, play 8v8 or at least 7v7. In twlb, they don't care if you don't show enough, it will be a 8v5 game.

[Cig Smoke]

I'd agree with kings on that too. TWBD should be nothing less then 7v7. 6v6 and 5v5 isnt even basing at all and shouldnt be allowed in twbd.

[Nickname]

Bwahahahahaha. Come out of your little hibernation to call me out like this? I guess shit talking is half of what makes TWLB fun, but it's better when you can actually back it up.

Can't wait to crush you in TWLB vs. Pallies... that is, if they even let you play.

aww thats cute.

[Adman]

but nickname is cuter than anything stabwound says, even if his squad is really good

[Underground]

Predictions keep sucking. Please Nickname comeback -

[Eeks]

A simple way to find the twlb winner:

( (collective avera ping of 8 starters and 2 subs x odds for the squad to show the 8 starters and subs in %) x (1 + collective barely below lag limits ploss of the starting team in % - collective over laglimits ploss of starting team in %) - average whine per match in stroke amount )

+

the same formula with the squads B-lineup but add /3 to the formulas end

= the team with the highest score wins!

p.s I pity the team that gets a negative score!

[apt]

tatarata my prediciones bla gsdgdh in no specific order. LETS GO!

DICE

HOT AND SEXY THIS LAID BACK COOL ROSTER OF SKILLED PLAYERS MAKES ME WANT TO TOUCH MSELF AND ASK CAPE IF I CAN JOIN ONE MORE TIMEE!!!!!. With a solid spider lineup, decent enough base javs and enough shark pairs to make ur testicles jiggle, these guys are hot. BUTNOT HOT ENOUGH FOR APTSOMETER OF BASE RATING THROUGHOUT TRENCHWARS BASING@T@!!. They will do well in TWLB and have some upsets, but lose to squads no one expected them to lose to. And thus lose in round 1 of playoffs.
HOTRUNNERS: megaman89 a2m slurvis
MOST VALUABLE: Cape

Anti-Scrub

A solid basing team. Dependant on far too many players to do well. That will be their fall Dude writing preds is fucking boring. A-S is such a boring squad I just can't come up with shit. Yeah these guys have a killer shark lineup, but only one real shark really stands out above the rest, and thats za gophar. Their spider line is good, but not enough chemistry nor teamwork there to become a true threat to anyone. No one really cares how good of a spid you are by yourself, try being just as good with 4 other good spids. The thing is the spiders on this team who are considered good, only play well with 3 other shit spids, because their specialty is vulching. When 4-5 of them are trying to vulch, you see a lot of camping and A LOT of terrier exposure. I can understand Spybreak! camping every game and you guys sucking his dick, but lets be real brookus.
HOTRUNNERS: brookus Spybreak! Holydude
MOST VALUABLE: za gophar

RejEcTeD BaSeRs

A bunch of average skilled players with some skilled ones, can be a threat. Sure they've been doing well enough the past week in TWBD, but like all winning sprees, this one is soon to come to an end. And one which will definetly not spring through TWLB. Kings is improving in terr, Lunch3 is not the spider he used to be. And Bahamut is their best shark. If you're on a squad where Bahamut is your best shark, you have some rethinking to do. They have two semi-good spiders in Mice and Public Assassin, THANKS FOR RECRUITING THE GUYS I AXED, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE A RELIEF FUND FOR CAMPING SPIDERS. But yea, you guys are cool you stick it through even though you suck most of the time, it pays off and you win some games. GL
HOT RUNNERS: Lunch3 Bahamut Ekko
MOST VALUABLE: Kings

Spastic

Overall really good basing team. Simply for the fact that they are one of the most continually active basing squads , with for the most part a non changing roster. Meaning the same players play together all teh time, giving them great team chemistry. When you play with good players, you all of a sudden become good yourself. Making all their recruits top notch players within months. All of them are semi intelligent, having understanding of the game. But like all top predicted teams, COUGH PATRIOTS, GOOD GAME DOLPHINS OWNED YOUR ASS< FUCK YOU BITCHES. They are bound to lose to upsets, and eventually, the entire season with one devastating underestimating blow. Their strength isn't really in their terriers as it is as much in their excellent sharking and spidering. Their games are fun to watch, look foward to their season.
HOT RUNNERS: Pure_Luck Stabwound JR5
MOST VALUABLE: Necromotic

BasingCrew

Good looking roster, with recent pickups they actually stand a chance now. Not the best terrier, but a good backup of spiders, and a so-so shark line might get these guys farther than expected. Good team morale seems to be more productive than just raw talent. Will be interesting to watch this team unfold throughout the season, their season can end up bad or good. Really can't tell with these guys. Either way it seems pretty helpless to reach Finals with the current set up they have going for them. 1 for euro lag, hoorah.
HOT RUNNERS: Spikey Sumpson Rab
MOST VALUABLE: Kawrae

Rest later.