Dice..the new pallies, but how?

[Jrahen]

More trash talking pls

[hogo]

dice sucks. PERIOD...

they aren't even gonna make playoffs

^^^

More trash talking pls

everyone sucks, I rule

discuss!

[Underground]

hogo LOL
worst program ever on TV !

[brookus]

Is he really? It doesn't seem that way when -f- got handeld by Dice in preseason, I don't even think he was a factor, didn't even know he was playing.

In one statement you say the preseason is boring. If so, why would beating Final in preseason mean anything? Maybe they weren't even trying. Oh right... It's only an excuse when you want it to be.

llater,
Tony

[Adamant]

brook is handing out some ownage in this thread, everyone duck

[Jason]

pallies - pearl jam (this fire is under control)

and so it was wham, bam, thank you ma'am
suddenly everything i'd ever known
was nothing but a sham
i was floored
and i adored
the fire in her eyes

[Hero*]

In one statement you say the preseason is boring. If so, why would beating Final in preseason mean anything? Maybe they weren't even trying. Oh right... It's only an excuse when you want it to be.

llater,
Tony

Im sorry brookus, i've never had to use it that excuse, sorry.

llater,
asshole

[hogo]

Oh Shit - I threw twigs back on the fire

Little Sally Walker, sittin in a saucer,
Oh, how I tossed that ass up
Like a mission in the woods, woody woodpecker would if he could,
But I didn't want to pass it up
To the next man had my walkman bumpin on
The fifty yard line and my adrenoline pumpin
Like a kill thriller driller tiller out with the miller brew
Filler up, took it 'til the damn Dutch puked (??)
Luke skywalker ain't a sweettalker so I got ill
With my light saber that came in one fancy flavor
My strange behavior led to an outburst
The night felt good but the day got worse
I thought I was alone slim trade the stowaway
With a brown-eyed bombshell that was dope enough to pay
I looked over my shoulder and my cover was peeled
By my whole school sayin ooh and i'm busted for real
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
What to say the least
I'm so slick that they need to call me grease
Cuz I slips and I slides when I rides on the beast
Imani and your mom sittin in a tree,
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
Yo first comes the tounge
And then come the she my homey's m-o-m what (m-i-e)
Yo, and to think from day one in my eyes I show fear cuz
I stepped into his house his
Mom's grinnin ear to ear
Gigglin and winks for weeks
I would encounter from this female
She's sizin me up for the kill
Oh what the hell is what I said to myself so that I wouldn't worry
I'm sittin on the couch and wish Greg would please hurry up
She offered me a cup of ripple broke out the titty
Squezed her nipple said suck it if you like but please don't bite it
I had an urge to say fuck it but I knew I had to fight it
Before I could say alakazam (???)
I took this old bitch in a doggie style
Greg walked in the room that ***** cold had a fit
But all this numbskull could say was oh shit!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
sh-
Son-of-a bitch, son-of-a bitch, come on!
One fine summertime Sunday evening
Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
Dude she was dope man real dope on the wheel
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach
Tuesday me and my new Crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she's rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn't all that spectacular (why?)
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn't say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please god no
Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that's one of those things that make you go: shit!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....

[AcidBomber]

omg... this thread is getting out of hand. :fear:

[hogo]

omg... this thread is getting out of hand. :fear:

YOUR OUT OF HAND ACIDBOMBER

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Reclusion]

Hero(star) sound like an angry human being. I suggest tons more masturbation and alcohol.

By the way, the only cool things about this thread are hogo, me, and hogo's signature. (Well, maybe a few other things, but those are definitely the raddest I've seen.)

[Nickname]

brook is handing out some ownage in this thread, everyone duck

concur'd

i love it.

[Jrahen]

wtf stop singing this isnt Best album thread.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I feel kinda bad for this thread

maybe next year, dice

[Sleepy Weasel]

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk