Dice..the new pallies, but how?

[froedrick]

my farts smell like someone else's shit

I'm betting it smells like Al gore's shit

[ogron]

i have to admit, that's a really catchy chore!

im going to die laughing if this keeps up

[Amputate]

Well well well...I've noticed that bloodzombie and Divine Rides havent been posting much...and well...I'd like to start off the new TWL season with some fucking fun. So, here she blows:

Dice: Wow, these guys are fucking awesome. I don't know how in the world any squad will beat them in TWLJ and TWLB. With Cape,Mess,Spawni,Azu,a2m,annul,ruine....I don't see how its possible. All the newbie piece of shit squads like (Venom especially) have no chance of winning this TWLJ championship. Did you guys see how we dismantled Vemon in pre-season? Wow..and we didn't even give 2 shits. Venom has noone, except for the 10 year old (amputate) and Rough, who can barely stay consistant. This is going to be the biggest slaughtering I've ever seen. I wouldn't expect to see Dice lose 1 game..well, maybe one, but for pity. Pity to all the newbie squads out there that have no chance in TWLJ. And not just TWLJ I might I, but TWLB aswell.

Holy shit, are we good. Lets see...lets see...we have, Megaman89, probably the best spider in TW. Fuck koan, fuck Raspi, fuck lunch3, fuck darkchristy, fuck don't try to resist. The real star this year is Megaman89. Holy shit, he is the best. Noone can compete with him. Except me of course. Me + megaman in the same game....gg ladies, you'll have no chance. As I've been on dice for the months, I've played over 12 games as spider...and haven't lost once. Im not saying Im the reason why Dice won those games because frankly, noone can compete with our lineup :: Cape - Terr : -- a2m,cig - shark :: Spiders = Hero,Mega,Mess,eke,mikes,Puska. WOW NOONE COMES CLOSE. If I were to pick dice to win any league, it'd be TWLB. Simply because noone has a close enough line, and not even a close as good shark pair. Mainly a2m though. I don't see any squad coming in with more than 5 minutes against us, and if that happens. Cape will most likely fuck it up. But hmmm, final? fuck final. No mitch = no challenge.... spastic... no dttr = no more camping. ... a-s...well LOL, we all know a-s isn't a competition this year. So id like to leave it as this. Dice will win TWLJ and TWLB WITH EASE.

This hole trash talking was started when Rough was saying how ease dice was and when he got fucked 50-38 he made up excuses, then messaged me saying that I should stfu because i dont jav. well you know what. you stfu, and tell ur 10 year old friend to go back to elementry school and stop being such a fag

Ok, this is how it goes, you are the kind of dumbfuck that makes squads look bad, I admit dice is good but not the best, besides you suck you gayass fucking prick, Also, you are nothing compared to pallies, why would you even say you are the new pallies? You are the biggest nerd in trenchwars no question...I can tell you are the kind of kid that had to be cut out of his mom and dropped on his head as a baby, your a nothing, always will be...all you do is support your team while they play the game but top line, when you grow some pubes and get a clue... come on this forum and say some shit about this.. otherwise dont say anything about "being the best" you dork

[brookus]

Amp, we're not even talking about Dice anymore. Try to keep up :P

llater,
Tony

[Amputate]

well I just had to say something anyways :grin:

[ogron]

its worth noting though that no ones proved hero* wrong thus far, no one has gotten 5 minutes on dice and no ones hit 40 vs them in lj

[Amputate]

lol venom has beaten dice plenty of times what are you talking about

[aircancer]

TWD means shit.

[Amputate]

oh lj, I thought you said jd, but i'll keep that in mind claus until a squad gets 40 or more kills on them

[Holydude]

We got more than 5mins on them in lb, but I guess that doesn't count

[genocidal]

Well so far I suppose that's right, considering we just ended Week 1. Not saying Dice isn't a good squad, they are, but I wouldn't take 2 wins in Week 1 to mean that they are invincible (unless you think preseason means something too which for many squads it doesn't).

[Amputate]

agreed

[Hero*]

Ok, this is how it goes, you are the kind of dumbfuck that makes squads look bad, I admit dice is good but not the best, besides you suck you gayass fucking prick, Also, you are nothing compared to pallies, why would you even say you are the new pallies? You are the biggest nerd in trenchwars no question...I can tell you are the kind of kid that had to be cut out of his mom and dropped on his head as a baby, your a nothing, always will be...all you do is support your team while they play the game but top line, when you grow some pubes and get a clue... come on this forum and say some shit about this.. otherwise dont say anything about "being the best" you dork

Is this the same amputate thats 10 years old? holllld on a minute. Did you read the full thread? If you did, but its probably too much reading for such a young child, you would have noticed i said we were the same in the sense that we'd trash talk before TWL and see how we do. And saying im going to be riding the bench? Im starting in LB you stupid fag. Maybe you should get your facts straight and bow down to me when we win twlj and twlb,

Hero

[Cylor]

Hey, remember when that 15-year old criticized another 15-year old for being 15? Oh wait, that just happened. Shut the fuck up, Hero.

[T3l Ca7]

We need an all rounder league event, since when a newb who is only good with 1 or 2 ships are even allowed to speak like as if he's a semi decent.

We seriously need a TWL event that incorporates terr, shark, jav, spider and wb, for I, want to make newbs tremble with fears!