Dice..the new pallies, but how?

[bloodzombie]

seagulls stole my french fries one time.

[Hero*]

is it funnier because none of you can speak english? or because you're all as terrible at trash talking as heroasterisk is?

please jeem, you are nothing to me, don't try to make fun of me because of my name, it really hurts. Show me your shit in TWL, bitch tits.

[hogo]

seagulls stole my french fries one time.

thats bullshit bz, you should start packin heat...

[T3l Ca7]

I got bitten by a bunch of small fish yesterday. At first I felt some tickling sensation on my leg, but I thought it was me. Then I looked, omg, there was like 20-30 one inch fish next to my leg. They even stalked my leg as I was trying to move away from the area. They weren't exactly biting me, since I wasn't bleeding or anything. They were just ... nibbling me.


OMG OMG OMG, since when the creatures belong to the belly of the thing on my dinner table are ever allowed to attack me, why why why!!!

love,

-Tel-

[Miku19]

I got bitten by a bunch of small fish yesterday. At first I felt some tickling sensation on my leg, but I thought it was me. Then I looked, omg, there was like 20-30 one inch fish next to my leg. They even stalked my leg as I was trying to move away from the area. They weren't exactly biting me, since I wasn't bleeding or anything. They were just ... nibbling me.


OMG OMG OMG, since when the creatures belong to the belly of the thing on my dinner table are ever allowed to attack me, why why why!!!

love,

-Tel-

The feeling is actually quite marvelous.

[Da1andonly]

I downloaded Reservoir Dogs cause I wanted to see it, since it's been a while. When I play it, it's in fucking azerbaidhjanaizkst. Or spanish.

Sigh.

[a2m+]

seagulls stole my french fries one time.

hahahaha that happened to my brother once... he was attacked by like 20+ seagulls who were practically sitting on his shoulders or hovering over his head... the poor kid dropped the fries and ran scared shitless

[bloodzombie]

hahahaha that happened to my brother once... he was attacked by like 20+ seagulls who were practically sitting on his shoulders or hovering over his head... the poor kid dropped the fries and ran scared shitless

Mine was different than that.. I was walking on the pier with my fries and the fucker just swooped down and knocked the damn thing out of my hand. They went over the edge into the sand where the feeding frenzy commenced. I was devastated.

[glacier]

why are people even wasting time replying to this crap? hero always has been and always will be full of himself.

[Sleepy Weasel]

I bought a hotdog once on the beach, and walked maybe 2 feet before a seagull swooped down and took it from me. I understand your pain bz. I really wanted that hotdog.

[a2m+]

So the morale of this thread is: If your going to bring or buy food to the beach, make sure your wearing sea-gull repelent or eat it inside of some sort of protective plastic bubble

[hogo]

So the morale of this thread is: If your going to bring or buy food to the beach, make sure your wearing sea-gull repelent or eat it inside of some sort of protective plastic bubble

or a shotgun with some swan shot

[T3l Ca7]

AHAHAHA, American seagulls are way larger than Aussie seagulls, I remember the first time I saw seagulls in California I was like "shiiit, those gulls are huuuuge".

If you compare seagulls in sydney to chickens, then those in California must be like ... turkeys.

Our seagulls wait patiently for us to donate our food, they will never, let me repeat, NEVER, let me emphasize NEVER, rob food from our hand.

On the other note: mynahs in Australia, china and singapore are different too. I have paid close attention to those birdies as I would never want to miss the chance to hold a baby birdie in my hand. That just reminded me ... I have caught a baby mynah in the middle of a road a few weeks ago, I turned it in to a garbage collector :fear: (coz it would be inappropriate for a software developer like myself to bring a baby birdie to my work place)

-Tel-

[Vykromond]

Dice..the new pallies, but how?

[bloodzombie]

Telcat,

What the hell is wrong with you?