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Today, March 11, 2005, I recieved this email:
From: duude daaad <twlarticle@gmail.com>
To: pureluck@trenchwars.org
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 19:51:47 +0100
A fallen star
by xxx
Of all the squadrons in this game there is one who stands out in a remarkeable way.
Its a squad whos players have played a significant role in running TrenchWars and especially
TWL for the last couple of seasons. Theyve been topcontenders for the diffrent crowns for
the last 3 seasons and most of their players have TWL-records as long as Kerrys face.
Theyve entertained us with radio-shows and ranting on the messageboards.
Even videos has been made for the enjoyment of many Subspace-nerds across the world.
The squad im talking about is ofcourse Pallies.
There is alot to say about these guys, but im not doing this shit to be nice so lets
cut the crap and get busy.
What
the
fuck
has
happened
here?
How is it possible to go from triple finalist to Mushroom Marines in less than 3 months?
Lets ask mister pencil dick himself, Divine Rides.
Divine Rides was last seen more than 10 days ago.
Guess not. Well Pearl Jam thinks hes somebody.
Pearl Jam was last seen trying desperatly to come up with witty remarks he could earn
street cred points off his idols Jason, Stabwound and Kim on the Trenchwars forums.
So is that what happend? Did the old guys leave and take all the greatness of Pallies
with them ? At first that seems like a shitty explanation as the old guys has always
been sucking dead rotten goat nuts skillwise. All they contributed with was a "cool" enviroment
for the leet nerds to hang out in, could that be so important? Are the great leet zit-ridden
subspace nerds so easily manipulated that they will flock togetter around the
"cool" people ?
Lets look at todays so called supersquads:
Dice : They have CigSmoke so this rules them out of the cool-theory by default.
-Final- : Disqualifier has one of the biggest egos in southern hemosphere and is diffinitly not
cool. Domi, Sika, destroy arent exactly people who strike me as "cool", but maybe being
a lagcheating whore and assholes in general is what turns the random subspace player on,
what do i know.
Juice: Juice definitly got some Pallies going on. They have a few cheerleading monkeys like
apt, jerome and schope and the nerds have been congregating for weeks.
----
Quite frankly i dont know what happened to Pallies, but something did. Maybe it was the lameass
attempt at Dispalogies. Who the fuck knows. What I do know is that things have gone down the shitter
big time. The radio is gone, the wit on the forums has turned into desperate attention-whoring and
the skill has been flushed in one big woooooooosh.
So whats going to happend to Pallies then? My guess is that theyll probably continue to deep throat
the wangs of Simulate and Heavy in ld and lj. Lb might go abit better as there are so many newb
squads this year that they should get enough free wins to qualify for playoffs. Then after a really
shitty season theyll lose all their talented players and end up as a crapinfested day-care-center
for unfunny hasbeens and wannabes. Like Lamabaste. Its sad with all these legendary squads who dont
know when to dissolve.
Next week another (hasbeen) supersquad will recieve the flame, stay tuned.
From: duude daaad <twlarticle@gmail.com>
To: pureluck@trenchwars.org
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 19:51:47 +0100
A fallen star
by xxx
Of all the squadrons in this game there is one who stands out in a remarkeable way.
Its a squad whos players have played a significant role in running TrenchWars and especially
TWL for the last couple of seasons. Theyve been topcontenders for the diffrent crowns for
the last 3 seasons and most of their players have TWL-records as long as Kerrys face.
Theyve entertained us with radio-shows and ranting on the messageboards.
Even videos has been made for the enjoyment of many Subspace-nerds across the world.
The squad im talking about is ofcourse Pallies.
There is alot to say about these guys, but im not doing this shit to be nice so lets
cut the crap and get busy.
What
the
fuck
has
happened
here?
How is it possible to go from triple finalist to Mushroom Marines in less than 3 months?
Lets ask mister pencil dick himself, Divine Rides.
Divine Rides was last seen more than 10 days ago.
Guess not. Well Pearl Jam thinks hes somebody.
Pearl Jam was last seen trying desperatly to come up with witty remarks he could earn
street cred points off his idols Jason, Stabwound and Kim on the Trenchwars forums.
So is that what happend? Did the old guys leave and take all the greatness of Pallies
with them ? At first that seems like a shitty explanation as the old guys has always
been sucking dead rotten goat nuts skillwise. All they contributed with was a "cool" enviroment
for the leet nerds to hang out in, could that be so important? Are the great leet zit-ridden
subspace nerds so easily manipulated that they will flock togetter around the
"cool" people ?
Lets look at todays so called supersquads:
Dice : They have CigSmoke so this rules them out of the cool-theory by default.
-Final- : Disqualifier has one of the biggest egos in southern hemosphere and is diffinitly not
cool. Domi, Sika, destroy arent exactly people who strike me as "cool", but maybe being
a lagcheating whore and assholes in general is what turns the random subspace player on,
what do i know.
Juice: Juice definitly got some Pallies going on. They have a few cheerleading monkeys like
apt, jerome and schope and the nerds have been congregating for weeks.
----
Quite frankly i dont know what happened to Pallies, but something did. Maybe it was the lameass
attempt at Dispalogies. Who the fuck knows. What I do know is that things have gone down the shitter
big time. The radio is gone, the wit on the forums has turned into desperate attention-whoring and
the skill has been flushed in one big woooooooosh.
So whats going to happend to Pallies then? My guess is that theyll probably continue to deep throat
the wangs of Simulate and Heavy in ld and lj. Lb might go abit better as there are so many newb
squads this year that they should get enough free wins to qualify for playoffs. Then after a really
shitty season theyll lose all their talented players and end up as a crapinfested day-care-center
for unfunny hasbeens and wannabes. Like Lamabaste. Its sad with all these legendary squads who dont
know when to dissolve.
Next week another (hasbeen) supersquad will recieve the flame, stay tuned.
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