Anonymous Email 2

[Sumpson]

P_L wanna figure out this guy's IP and check out his subspace Alias?

[a2m+]

One big bucket of shit
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The asshole mentality has solid grounds for growth in
Subspace and especially in Trench Wars. Most of the new players come to
Trench Wars and with them we get alot of whiney little shitheads who
obviously seem to think that half the fun of playing this game is bitching
about it. Sadly some of these kids become decent players and bring their
shitty attitude beyond the public zones. Im not saying that all the veterans
are nice and cozy people, but most of them have found out that yelling
"noob" after every death is a fucking waste of time.

When these little critters become very good you get a really
annoying combination; Young shitters who think they are something
because they are good at blasting other spaceships and whine like
fat bitches with PMS when they suck.

In the weeks before a new TWL season is about to start the neverending
flow of players begin. People are squadhopping like theres no tomorrow,
trying to get on the squad they belive has the highest chance of winning.
There isnt anything wrong with this really, why play a stupid game like
this if your not trying to win ? What amazes me though, is the stupidity
of some of the captains. Having 1/3 of all these small critters on your
squad isnt very smart.

Dice, a disaster waiting to happend.

Dice started out great. They had a solid and loyal playerbase and did
really well during the qualifying weeks before TWL. Sure they had afew
annoying cunts whining and bragging, but nothing out of the ordinary for
this kind of team. Almost unbeatable in TWBD and one of the top 3 in TWJD.
TWL began and i cant argue, theyve had a great season so far.
But its a bubble waiting to burst and i cant say how much im looking forward
to that happening.

Keeping togetter a squad filled to the rim with ego is hard. Pull a Dice
and it becomes impossible. They have been vacuum-cleaning the marked for
jackasses and benchfillings since TWL Season 8 began. Apperently for no
good reason besides weakening other teams.

As of now they could probably field 3 competetive TWLB-squads from their
roster. Somebody is gonna get pissed after getting benched over and over.
Sure they might let some of the waterboys play vs. Teks, but
when things starts heating up theyll be forced to play their topline all
the time. Kawrae, Annul, Nimrook, Duck, Necro, Aimbot, Adman, wbm etc.
how does the sweet sensation of wood towards ass during games feel?
Oh, oh, you played against Ancients you say Kawrae! Well i guess they
love you then !

Now lets say all these lovely people who never bitch and whine does exactly
that. Lets say they sit down and watch games weekend after weekend.
As long as they win who can complain, ey? Well, i wonder whats going to happend
if Dice suddenly went on a losing streak. Now that would get interesting.
Being benched while watching your team win is one thing, doing it while losing is
a whole diffrent ballgame.

The following games for Dice in LB are Spastic then Juice. Lets hope they keep
winning, or not.

Oh, and i just have to mention Merce.
Who the fuck would willingly have this overrated piece of
whaleshit on his squad? He has singelhandedly brought down
two squads by being the complete asshole he is. If he does the
same to Dice i will fucking never stop laughing.

Dice isnt going to win squat this year, id be amazed if they even get to the semis.
Actually Id be amazed if they survive till the semis.

- xxx

PS! It was amusing to read some of the comments on the board, but there was one
i really loved. It came from a ten year old child from Finland. Vihta, i love you
too.

There is a few reasons why i stayed anonymous.

1. Unlike you monkeys on forum i dont crave attention from everybody around
me 24/7. I (try to atleast) provide something that some of you will find amusing
to read. Not something i can get credit for because it was LEEET or getting critized
for because is SUCKED ASS!!111

2. Yes, i wont deny it. Its easier to muck people when i dont have to take "heat" for it.
Your all a fucking bunch of whiners who take this shit far to seriously. By putting my
name on it i would have had people crying from the moment i log on, till the moment i logged
off. Now that wouldnt be worth it.


3. Maybe keeping it anonymous will make it more interesting?

hahaha someones bitter for being rejected

[Pure_Luck]

All I know is his email address info is this :

From: duude daaad <twlarticle@gmail.com>

and his first email said this before the letter about pallies :

Hello.
First i would just like to thank you for your effort and work with
TWL. Its been great fun so far!

But! Theres something missing. TWL isnt what it has been and theres
nothing you guys can do about it. The days of rivelaries and fighting
are gone. TWL is actually lacking in hate, however bizarre that must
sound, but its putting a damper on todays game compared what it used
to be.

I have therefore written a small article i was hoping you would
publish. Its taking the flaming abit further than the Not-article and
will hopefully stirr up a lil fuzz in the boring camp we`r seeing
today. Im not saying it will save the day, but hopefully put alittle
more spice into todays TWL.

Theres just one thing. I would like to be anonymous while posting
this. Part because im flaming people i know and some of which i care
about, part to make things abit more exciting.

If you dont like the article or dont find it funny enough feel free to
throw it in the dumpster. If it appears on the TWL-site ill try to
keep sending you one as often as i can (hopefully once a week)

Greetings from xxx

Ps. Feel free to correct errors in spelling aslong as you dont alter
the article.

[Sirius]

The style isn't telcat's

[hogo]

I'd also like to know why am I being left out of all this shit talking...

stupidassholes =[

[Sirius]

I bet it's T Mac-1

[ogron]

I bet it's T Mac-1

why did they let him onto sk8 at the last minute anyways?

[Abatis]

Might Be

Well, in the last thread, some people said it Might be a Pallie, otherwise it sure looks like someone Juice. Calling themselves a super squad, and then including themselves with Dice and Spastic basing skill wise.
The majority of the points he/she raises are valid though. As for being anonymous, there are reasons not to post your name, although it'd certainly be fun to see who it is now. Whoever is writing it, I hope you keep them up. Maybe at the end of the season, you'll reveal your name?

[Edify]

wow he/she/it even included reasons for remaining anonymous.

[Stabwound]

But! Theres something missing. TWL isnt what it has been and theres nothing you guys can do about it. The days of rivelaries and fighting are gone. TWL is actually lacking in hate, however bizarre that must
sound, but its putting a damper on todays game compared what it used
to be.

How does this create any rivelries or fighting if the person remains anonymous?

I agree that TWL is a lot more fun with shittalking and all that, but I don't really think this is the way to go about trying to stir up shit.

[T Mac-1]

ME:

I actually think this is pretty interesting...i mean if he trash talks squads and shit, maybe that will make them a little more competitive and bring back the old feel that TWL has lost recently? Maybe for once a shittalker might be good for tw.

In the letter:

But! Theres something missing. TWL isnt what it has been and theres
nothing you guys can do about it. The days of rivelaries and fighting
are gone. TWL is actually lacking in hate, however bizarre that must
sound, but its putting a damper on todays game compared what it used
to be.

I have therefore written a small article i was hoping you would
publish. Its taking the flaming abit further than the Not-article and
will hopefully stirr up a lil fuzz in the boring camp we`r seeing
today. Im not saying it will save the day, but hopefully put alittle
more spice into todays TWL.

Hell, even i'm starting to think i wrote that article. :fear:

[Vykromond]

There was once a squad named Light...

Whose members were not very bright...

[Adman]

ya

it does suck getting benched, but there are people on the squad better than me, and before twl began i kind of went inactive because of stupid cs, but i know the people playing in my place, cig/a2m and others are good sharks blah blah blah, and are good. The guys in dice are all pretty nice guys if you get along with them and understand their humour... it's quite fun on chat when i pop in.

Anyways, Dice won't dissolve i don't think, Cape is a good captain and with solid asscaps like mess and super active players wth a share of inactive people it makes the squad a fun enviroment seeing the inactive dicks coming out of the woodwork every so often.

Anyways, i enjoy readin this guys POV, it's entertaining to see what other people think other than the forum loudmouths (tho he may just be one of them).

Ah who cares

[Palikka]

There was once a squad named Light..

Whose members were not very bright...

Their teamwork was very tight..

[Killer Soldier]

It was me, i admit it, all me... yup. Go ahead and trash me, i might end up crying over this 2d spaceship game that i call "Home"