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I guess i'll just post mine here since without rodge we dont really know how to put it "up" on TWL site.. Randedl should post soon his Not article.
Hot of The Week 4:
Player: Nikolai / Fabio
Squad: Pirates / Ancients
League: TWLD
This week in TWLD, there was not one...but two great birds that i caught a glimpse of. One was nikolai, and the game was pirates vs. rapid. This one wasnt really a slugfest but whenever a person can manage a 18-8 record, they definetly deserve to be one of the main focuses of the week. Ill bet my signed BOZO clownshoe that rapid's ship 1's were framming their keyboards and telling their moms to make them sandwhiches after nikolai and his "run bitch run..but ill get you anyway" style brought mass destruction to their weekend evening.Phrenitis lagged out once again making Hercules go crazy! Pirates are still invincible in TWLD. Too bad they cant say it about the other leagues (hi Spastic). The second mention of the week goes to Fabio (exe) of the squad Ancients. These finish dudes keep lagging everyone to hell. In a game that was closer than the score indicates, exe's performance was exactly the boost his team needed to pull out the win against Dragon. He relentlessly tore apart their ships and slapped their mommas' with his 17-9 that not only made the women and children cry, but also sealed the game away in his teams favor. I’m still wondering when will the Israeli Forces United Team start to win!
Honourable mentions: Sika 19-7
Foxy: 11-3
Mythril: 13-5
Player: Cuji
Squad: Ancients
League: TWLJ
It was rather harder to spot a clear cut yellow ship in TWLJ week 4, but i finally selected a candidate. This week's HOT for TWLJ goes to cuji with a 12-7 record against the Disney squad which shut them down and got his team the W. His ship 2 was the one that made the difference in a game that was decided by the number of + kills he got(5). This finish puberty was the key player, being able to put his team ahead and leave mickey mouse a little pissed off. Disoblige will have now a hard time to make it to the next phase of TWLJ.. don’t give up dabram!
Honourable mentions: Scuzzy Sureshot: 15-6
Anon: 14-9
Rough: 16-8
Player: Nethila
Squad: Anti-Scrub
League: TWLB
Perhaps the easiest selection in my short and non-prosperous career was selecting Nethila (yes, him again) as the HOT player for TWLB week 4. No, Neth wasn’t the terrier but he was a fucking spider. Holy shit u camper. His amazing record of 75-5 in spider was a warning to any squads that stand in A-S's way of a repeat title. The match against TeKs wasn't exactly close, but no TWL analyst could have ever expected a town pillaging ratio of 15:1. Nethila either has been rubbing on some flaxseed oil or has been putting Gashi.exe to the limit, but whatever he was doing it sure made his ship have that extra bit of pizazz to make all the TeKs players run for cover. (Whatever you're using neth...lemme in on it
Honourable mentions: fizzy (shark): 21-127
Da1andonly ( terrier): 55-5
Bram (spider): 148-67
Hot of The Week 4:
Player: Nikolai / Fabio
Squad: Pirates / Ancients
League: TWLD
This week in TWLD, there was not one...but two great birds that i caught a glimpse of. One was nikolai, and the game was pirates vs. rapid. This one wasnt really a slugfest but whenever a person can manage a 18-8 record, they definetly deserve to be one of the main focuses of the week. Ill bet my signed BOZO clownshoe that rapid's ship 1's were framming their keyboards and telling their moms to make them sandwhiches after nikolai and his "run bitch run..but ill get you anyway" style brought mass destruction to their weekend evening.Phrenitis lagged out once again making Hercules go crazy! Pirates are still invincible in TWLD. Too bad they cant say it about the other leagues (hi Spastic). The second mention of the week goes to Fabio (exe) of the squad Ancients. These finish dudes keep lagging everyone to hell. In a game that was closer than the score indicates, exe's performance was exactly the boost his team needed to pull out the win against Dragon. He relentlessly tore apart their ships and slapped their mommas' with his 17-9 that not only made the women and children cry, but also sealed the game away in his teams favor. I’m still wondering when will the Israeli Forces United Team start to win!
Honourable mentions: Sika 19-7
Foxy: 11-3
Mythril: 13-5
Player: Cuji
Squad: Ancients
League: TWLJ
It was rather harder to spot a clear cut yellow ship in TWLJ week 4, but i finally selected a candidate. This week's HOT for TWLJ goes to cuji with a 12-7 record against the Disney squad which shut them down and got his team the W. His ship 2 was the one that made the difference in a game that was decided by the number of + kills he got(5). This finish puberty was the key player, being able to put his team ahead and leave mickey mouse a little pissed off. Disoblige will have now a hard time to make it to the next phase of TWLJ.. don’t give up dabram!
Honourable mentions: Scuzzy Sureshot: 15-6
Anon: 14-9
Rough: 16-8
Player: Nethila
Squad: Anti-Scrub
League: TWLB
Perhaps the easiest selection in my short and non-prosperous career was selecting Nethila (yes, him again) as the HOT player for TWLB week 4. No, Neth wasn’t the terrier but he was a fucking spider. Holy shit u camper. His amazing record of 75-5 in spider was a warning to any squads that stand in A-S's way of a repeat title. The match against TeKs wasn't exactly close, but no TWL analyst could have ever expected a town pillaging ratio of 15:1. Nethila either has been rubbing on some flaxseed oil or has been putting Gashi.exe to the limit, but whatever he was doing it sure made his ship have that extra bit of pizazz to make all the TeKs players run for cover. (Whatever you're using neth...lemme in on it
Honourable mentions: fizzy (shark): 21-127
Da1andonly ( terrier): 55-5
Bram (spider): 148-67
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