I'm now accepting offers from TWL-bound squads

[D1st0rt]

Attention TWL SQUADS!!!!
Now you can have your very own limited edition D1st0rt to round out that otherwise competitive roster of yours. With me on your team people will say "Who the hell is that guy on their team? We will crush them!", and we all know how underestimated the power of being underestimated is.

Qualifications:
- I'm a great distraction in duels, the other team is too busy killing me to know what my teammates are doing
- I think I went positive as a spider in ?go base once
- I can name all 50 states in reverse alphabetical order
- Lots of experience in abusing the ?help command

So don't DEE-LAY, ACT TOO-DAY and reply below if interested.






fine print: Certain offers will automatically be rejected. This includes squads not qualifying for TWL, or ones that have stupid names, or any offer that requires the flight of 2d spaceships of any kind. Only positions in the "sittin' in spec lookin cool" department will be entertained.

[Kawrae]

Hmmmmmm dunno what you are saying since i'm too lazy to read but i think it's not anything clever.

[Refer]

LOOOOOOL

i would invite u to United Force; but our name sucks too much
And it is in your small print that squads with stupid names would be rejected automatically