Dissed by your local neighborhood Cripps

[MaGi kOz]

kid got some rymes. lets start up a battle... a lyrical battle. a battle of the words and verbal shit. we dueling pallies in a league match so here is our traditional diss. And please, please don't take it to the head. thank you.


Rap Masta Kid>Kaos -

magi koz> yo yo let me kick up the beat. yo..... yo yo
magi koz> uh...yo yo....
Kid>Kaos> Pallies Whatcha gonna do about the Cripps
Kid>Kaos> Show up to the game pistols loaded with clips
Kid>Kaos> Devine Rides hides under his bed, while PJ's Pussy drips
Kid>Kaos> Yall dont wanna war with us but thats too damn bad
Kid>Kaos> you need to pay for all your fucking crimes
Kid>Kaos> Send all you to spec with dimes
Kid>Kaos> Pallies radio does not mean much to us take that hit back
Kid>Kaos> Got no real skills Ill tie you up and put you on a railroad track
Kid>Kaos> Divine thinks hes got talent in trash talking tides
Kid>Kaos> Got a dick on every hole in your body no wonder yur last name is rides
Kid>Kaos> The pusher knows this is strickly up to me
Kid>Kaos> Make you look so bad and got the balls to steal yur green tree
Kid>Kaos> Take you to spec in 10 so fast its like 1, 2, 3
Kid>Kaos> And ill still send you all to a lyrical jail with no chance for fucking bail
Kid>Kaos> Conc, Bitch please get down on your fucking knees and please refrain from giving me disease
Kid>Kaos> Regret the day when your mommas got visited by fucking storks
Kid>Kaos> Stop sucking eachothers dicks you stupid little dorks
Kid>Kaos> This is subspace it aint a fucking gaylord palace
Kid>Kaos> Get some fucking balls before you step up to the plate
Kid>Kaos> Cants help it if I got your moms in bed its part of my personality trait
Kid>Kaos> im like the fcuking sandman invading your mind in dream
Kid>Kaos> And at the same time I got yur sister as the #1 draft pick on my hoop team
Kid>Kaos> I can see it now Cripples win while them pallies lagged
Kid>Kaos> Sucks dont it, now shut the fuck up and prepair to get tea bagged
Kid>Kaos> Cripples dont fuck around when it comes to the wins
Kid>Kaos> And we woulnt even need to use our non-lag fins
Kid>Kaos> See you on saturday when the fucking game begins
magi koz> yo yo


KEEP THE FLOW GOING! KEEP THE FLOW GOING!

[Eeks]

Re: Dissed by your local neighborhood Cripps

Originally posted by MaGi kOz

magi koz> yo yo let me kick up the beat. yo..... yo yo
magi koz> uh...yo yo....
Kid>Kaos> Pallies Whatcha gonna do about the Cripps
Kid>Kaos> Show up to the game pistols loaded with clips
Kid>Kaos> Devine Rides hides under his bed, while PJ's Pussy drips
Kid>Kaos> Yall dont wanna war with us but thats too damn bad
Kid>Kaos> you need to pay for all your fucking crimes
Kid>Kaos> Send all you to spec with dimes
Kid>Kaos> Pallies radio does not mean much to us take that hit back
Kid>Kaos> Got no real skills Ill tie you up and put you on a railroad track
Kid>Kaos> Divine thinks hes got talent in trash talking tides
Kid>Kaos> Got a dick on every whole in your body no wonder yur last name is rides
Kid>Kaos> The pusher knows this is strickly up to me
Kid>Kaos> Make you look so bad and got the balls to steal yur green tree
Kid>Kaos> Take you to spec in 10 so fast its like 1, 2, 3
Kid>Kaos> And ill still send you all to a lyrical jail with no chance for fucking bail
Kid>Kaos> Conc, Bitch please get down on your fucking knees and please refraim from giving me disease
Kid>Kaos> Regret the day when your mommas got visited by fucking storks
Kid>Kaos> Stop sucking eachothers dicks you stupid little dorks
Kid>Kaos> This is subspace it aint a fucking gaylord palace
Kid>Kaos> Get some fucking balls before you step up to the plate
Kid>Kaos> Cants help it if I got your moms in bed its part of my personality trait
Kid>Kaos> im like the fcuking sandman invading your mind in dream
Kid>Kaos> And at the same time I got yur sister as the #1 draft pick on my hoop team
Kid>Kaos> I can see it now Cripples win while them pallies lagged
Kid>Kaos> Sucks dont it, now shut the fuck up and prepair to get tea bagged
Kid>Kaos> Cripples dont fuck around when it comes to the wins
Kid>Kaos> And we woulnt even need to use our non-lag fins
Kid>Kaos> See you on saturday when the fucking game begins
magi koz> yo yo

U belong to the streets not TW.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Real men talk in haiku.

Crappy rhymes from Kid
He can't fly in a straight line
Pallies take first place

[Mayo Inc.]

hahahahaha

[catokid]

lol goo00 magi koz adding so much to that ..uh... yo..yo

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
Real men talk in haiku.

Crappy rhymes from Kid
He can't fly in a straight line
Pallies take first place

i never saw / heard anyone use haiku in a battle. laugh out loud.

[Jason]

Crips gonna break it down
Take them fuckin' Pallies to town
You think you can fly that warbird bitch?
BANG! Ya dead! Aww c'mon now, don't frown

Now we be spinnin' it like this
Winnin' it like this
Dominatin' the arena
'Cause da Crips don't eva miss

It's da end of round two
Crips ahead by ten
Go on home Pallies
You boys can't play with the men


Please take into consideration the fact that I am one of the whitest white boys on the face of the planet when you judge my rhymes. Thank you.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Originally posted by syc0tik
It's da end of round two

Don't play much TWLD, do you?

[Jason]

Oh I know it's only one round, winner takes all. I like my rhyme the way it is though, thank you very much.

[Pearl Jam]

I STAB PEOPLE FOR FUN I EAT HAMBURGERS WITHOUT THE BUN I LAUNCH CUTE ANIMALS INTO THE SUN CRIPPLES AREN'T REALLY CRIPPLED THEY ARE ALL LIARS LIARS GO STRAIGHT TO HELL AND BURN BUT FIRST THEY POST LAME RHYMES ON A FORUM YEAH WIGGITY WIGGITY WHACK I ROLL ON DUBS OF JUSTICE AND STAB KID KAOS IN THE BACK THEN I PLAY HACKY SACK SHUT THE FUCK UP PJ OK WILL DO

EDIT: HEY HEY HEY YO KID KAOS STEALS ALL HIS RHYMES FROM SNOOP DOGGY DOGG YO MAN HOOK ME UP WITH SOME OF THAT WHITE HOMEDOGG FLAVOR KEEP IT REAL CRACKER

[Facetious]

PJ, where'd you find the other weird faced-cat? Can we start a new inside joke about him that everyone fucks up and makes unfunny? Please?
-Face

[Ruby]

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
I STAB PEOPLE FOR FUN I EAT HAMBURGERS WITHOUT THE BUN I LAUNCH CUTE ANIMALS INTO THE SUN CRIPPLES AREN'T REALLY CRIPPLED THEY ARE ALL LIARS LIARS GO STRAIGHT TO HELL AND BURN BUT FIRST THEY POST LAME RHYMES ON A FORUM YEAH WIGGITY WIGGITY WHACK I ROLL ON DUBS OF JUSTICE AND STAB KID KAOS IN THE BACK THEN I PLAY HACKY SACK SHUT THE FUCK UP PJ OK WILL DO

EDIT: HEY HEY HEY YO KID KAOS STEALS ALL HIS RHYMES FROM SNOOP DOGGY DOGG YO MAN HOOK ME UP WITH SOME OF THAT WHITE HOMEDOGG FLAVOR KEEP IT REAL CRACKER

ROFL HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHHA

[Mayo Inc.]

YO PJ WRECKED ALL Y'ALLS SHIT!! OOOH SHIT! MANS GOT FLOW AND SHIT! SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN ON VYNL!

And kid ryhmes worse than mother goose.

[MaGi kOz]

pearl jam get his ass rammed by his uncle sam while at the same time learnin his mother is a tran' \


OOoOoOOoOOoOoOoOoOo

[Wix]

the legend is back cuz my homie's called me up to attack
ya thats right, im still in the game... aint no one better than me, ur all lame
you cant touch me, dont even try it.. even lookin at me will make u perspire
all i know about pallies is that they suck, firing bullets 10 feet away and they still duck
former bitches like spam, flabs and pj gonna get blown up faster than you can say..

Fuck the pallies... FUCK the Pallies!

3, 2, 1 go is like game over to you becuz u know wut we can do
3 vs 1, 5 vs 1, if im outnumbered, ill still put u on the run
but dont sweat it, its only a game... u helpin us get into the hall of fame

its ovA!