TWL-D Week 2 predictions

[Exalt]

Ash vs -Final
Ash will start the following people: beasts, mojomanx, skielok, tornadic, and zeebu...-F- noticing the lineup will play their best starters and lose to a close one, Score: 50-5

dice vs Disoblige
Dice will come out strong lag rushing through the first 5 seconds, then all 5 will lagout 3 times do to a brazilian connection made from rain forest bark and coconuts. They will use 2 subs and those subs will also lagout 3 times. Scoop will warp in the beginning and bounce off multiple walls before succumbing to an invisible bullet. Score: 50-1

Sake vs Thunder
Thunder, the bad sk8 remake, will not be able to show 5 players do to scheduling conflict, and sake will win 50-0. Thunder will then be tied with Squad!! and -f- for final playoff spot and have to do a mini tourny, in which they will lose to -f- and miss playoffs. Squad!! will make playoffs and lose in first round Score: 50-0

Syndicate vs Savanger
Syndicate will be too afraid to show up due to many factors, including intimidation from Sarrow's lag. Reaver will cry in shame and twd ban himself. Savanger gets a free win Score: 50-0

Rampage vs Boz
Rampage Jackson and Jack from Rampage will both mvp, both with 25-5 records, thus winning it in a tough game for Boz. Boz however, will show that they are wonderful javalins by repeatedly pushing the tab button next to various walls. One player will eventually succeed at this feat and shoot a good 50 bombs before getting banned for cheating. Score: 50-25


Syne vs Squad!!

Paky dude will go 49-1 while one of his 4 teammates will stray and hit a random squad!! member. Squad!! will attempt only one shot and hit one of paky's suicides. Score: 50-1

[Scoop]

I have heard from a credible source some people use radar cheats. Like they eat radar shots only. I wonder why "you know who you are" ate so many radar shots when he mvp'd vs dice? He never ate a close shot that i saw.

[Audit]

???
What are you talking about? Don't know what "reporting" has to do with normal European lag.
I have a normal 110ms, 0.1% 0.0%. My ISP has been acting weird lately though, but I know for sure I eat WAY less than most of the other European players (think of the Finnish guys). Or the Brazilian guys.
Can't really appreciate it that you're connecting me with cheating. (Assuming that is what you meant with the reporting).
Come spec me the whole game, next week. Then spec someone like lomoro and compare it.

To be fair I have a normal ping of 110ms, in southern California...but I rarely get complaints about massive amounts of eating.

[Barton]

To be fair I have a normal ping of 110ms, in southern California...but I rarely get complaints about massive amounts of eating.

We got an ocean to cross :P

[Foreign]

and audit has the rocky mountains to cross.

and probably the sierra nevadas as well

[Na$]

Played Zazu for a few times and he keeps on tanking direct hits when hes not even thrusting away. He moves like he doenst lag, but tanks like a bitch.
He shouldnt be able to play TWL, regardless whether he cheats or not.
Or just ban him from TW.

[Exalt]

I have heard from a credible source some people use radar cheats. Like they eat radar shots only. I wonder why "you know who you are" ate so many radar shots when he mvp'd vs dice? He never ate a close shot that i saw.

is it honestly that big of a surprise? i mean look what squad hes from and the reputation of players around him

[PaulOakenfold]

is it honestly that big of a surprise? i mean look what squad hes from and the reputation of players around him

Well Pascone is a high end moderator, one would think that would negate any ideas of cheating coming from that squad.

[Barton]

Played Zazu for a few times and he keeps on tanking direct hits when hes not even thrusting away. He moves like he doenst lag, but tanks like a bitch.
He shouldnt be able to play TWL, regardless whether he cheats or not.
Or just ban him from TW.

We cant just ban someone without any solid proof.

"Can't beat them? Ban them"

[Scoop]

Well Pascone is a high end moderator, one would think that would negate any ideas of cheating coming from that squad.

either that or possible work the other way around. you never know. im not gonna say anything about that because id like to think we have good integrity.

[Jack]

Btw, this is a long post. Probably won't read the whole thing but if you do, our hearts will bond.

Nothing will be done, I've given cheats to staff and shown them how to cheat for years. Some arn't interested, some agree that someone cheats but don't ban them because it can't be proven.

A smart cheater can not and well not be caught, only thing staff can do is warn someone and if they don't change they should give like a 1 month ban the first time just because its probable they cheat. If they love the game enough I'm pretty confident that when they'd return the lag they have or the eating they have would be gone.

If it's not gone, ban them again. If in fact it's just that they have a shitty connection or are too young to buy their own thats tough shit in my opinion. Many games out there have cpu requirements, connection requirements even an age restriction.

Don't be afraid to lose a few people from the game and ban them, set a fucking example for tw, stop acting like a sloppy vagina thats slurping all over your keyboard and do something.

Not that this well help, nothing will be done. The 50 people who do cheat are more important to the zone and keeping the numbers up to staff than the amount of fun that us legitmate players have.

Enough with that horseshit, just irriates me onto my TWL-D predictions!
The players to watch is something I'm adding because I think they are either going to stand out, do something out of the ordinary or be expected to do great but suck balls. Won't say the reason but you can be the judge!

-FINAL- vs. Ash //

I'm expecting -FINAL- to win because I doubt all the right people for Ash are going to show up if they do I think Ash can really show what they are made of and give us a close game. After reviewing the roster they have 5 people that stand out in my eyes that I've played with for years, some as far back as 2000. Although probably rusty, every old dog has it's day; if Dynasty, Treachery, Cumulo, Venomarse and DUMBRIT! all show up it would warm my heart. All great players along with being great people.

Hoping that -FINAL- starts both Grouch and Peru, both good players on the rise with the desire to win which is alot of times more of an impact that actual skill, combine skill and desire and the gatorade is spilling on your coaches head. (note to disq: wear a raincoat) Expect Grouch and Peru to lead them to victory not only today but many times during this season.

MVP: Peru
Players to watch: Sika and Peru


dice vs. Disoblige //

If you read all the posts on this forum you'd know that dice is lead by the power of the nasrallah and cig, jrahen and I have been holding nightly prayers. Their time is now and expect a win, unless the Nasrallah is decieving us. I'm expecting deez and lomoro to come out strong and carry, I'm sure they'll bring the kills the x factor is who else dice decides to put with them. They should take on the strategy of putting in 3 safe players who arn't going to get you 11+ kills but who arn't going to die out and will bring you 7-7 records, suriving and giving the opportunity for deez and lomoro to do the ditry work. If this strategy isn't followed expect Diso to take the victory. Diso has alot of teamwork and has the chance to beat any squad if they arn't on their A game, but teamwork vs. teamwork + big names just doesn't win.

MVP: deez nuts
Players to watch: elven and scoop


Thunder vs. Sake

I think sake has more potential later in the season after they gain more confidence and actually play the game they play in dd's. Blood pointed this out to me in our chat during the game. They were doing shitty against -Final- initially because they weren't doing the normal lag rush teamwork tactic. The reason I'm going w/ Thunder this match is because they have the desire to win and many of the members from sk8 I would imagine want to make a statement. -FINAL- would of won if they played a safer game and took advantage of sake not playing their normal game. They didn't and they lost, I'd expect Thunder to not make this same mistake and I'm expecting sake to still have jitters from TWL. Week 3 after the butterflys are gone I'm expecting the real sake to start playing.

MVP: Nikolai
Players to watch: delectable and vitja


Syndicate vs. Savanger

Expecting a win from Syndicate here, Syndicate has a habit of not taking anyone lightly which wins championships and this trend won't change here. I've spotted Azreal lately in elim which hasn't been something I've seen often and he's looking good, expecting a strong performance from him if df starts him. Not much to say here, no drama between the squads, nothing too exciting just another step to the playoffs.

MVP: demonfaze
Players to watch: Fujiwara and Exalt


Rampage vs. BoZ

Dislike making comments on games I'm playing in but expect Blood to lead us to victory and put us one step behind Miami Heats 30-29 record and put us at 1-1.

MVP: Blood
Players to watch: Plob#f and Elbryan

Syne vs. Squad!!

Battle of the underdogs, players who have something to prove and well only get better with time. Last night in Elim I witnessed a viscious war of words between members of syne and Squad!! so I expect an aggressive rushing game from both teams who want to slaughter eachother and make a point. Seems like a personal battle and a start to a long term rivalry. Squad!! has the experience but I'm expecting Syne to pull out the victory especially after last weeks great perfromance. Squad!! is going to expect to win, come in overconfident and start a bit behind, lack of experience and desire to win will stifle their ability to drive a comeback. Going to be close.

MVP: ZOMG
Players to watch: aCon and firmware

Um yeah thats about it, good luck to everyone and I'm sure I'll go 0-6 in my predictions!

RIOT

[Scoop]

I think the squad!!ron has gotten a lot stronger not because of better players but because they have played together for a while now. I am pretty confident that they will do better vs syne than we did because they want to win and probably wont underestimate them as well as try their hardest.

[Unabled]

Exalt way to copy paste your prediction from the prediction section and this one nerd

[unrealistic]

stop acting like a sloppy vagina thats slurping all over your keyboard and do something.

LOL

[Reaver]

Well Jack I kinda agree but let me say this, coming from a person who did legitimately lag bad (back when all I could get was dialup) many years ago, people can lag really bad and still not be cheating. However, people that are gaining an advantage like that should be prohibited from playing TWL, not banned from the game altogether, since TWL is the most competitive league in the game it should be on equal playing levels for everyone. Also because I think the risk of letting someone play TW (besides TWL) even though they are lag inducing is worth taking rather than banning someone who wasn't actually breaking any rules. If they don't have access to an internet connection required for TWL well, tough luck, there are many other aspects of TW for them to enjoy and besides, if they really are cheating then they'll decide to stop which in the end is the best result you could hope for. Just my 2cents