Predictions for twl!

[PjOtTeR]

How could I be C0ckthrobbing Queen...
That guy has an average kill of 18 in dd...
Also, eventhough trouble is good, I don't think you can play him twice...
And also, Why would you think a line with Kim and Exquisite will win TWLJ?
Eventhough they're great guys, they always choke come play-off time...
And why would diso play tsunami...
And why more things that are wrong blah blah...

Seriously, eventhough I haven't played much lately I can still tell those predictions are the most fucked up in ways you cannot even describe...
Either try to make em somewhat correct, or leave predictions to others who actually have a slight idea of what they are talking about...

[NewbOfTW]

Vrituosus gonna get owned in lj... instead of 4th should be 10th. Putting themselves infront of Thunder and Diso? The lj lineup for virt should be: Legionair, Fieryfire, Locket, fahrenheit, and menelvagor/dreamwin... donno y legionair wouldnt be in ur lj lineup -_-.
P.S. Heracy newbies in #9 for twjd now! woot

[Izor]

well, ls...if you are going to start skepsis and you over fuji and plob you're asking to be ranked way lower than that...skepsis is garbage and chokes.

also after colonels last twl i dunno if thats the best move but he usually does pretty well

[Deductable]

Ans ash won't be there for twl.

[Voth]

edit: oh

[Jeenyuss]

holy fuck dreamwin, i don't know how you could fuck preds up that bad. seriously, you're a cap of virtuosus and you even fucked your own lb lineup up. i'm gonna wait till the 30th to post my preds.

[MetalHeadz]

Lol, why is everyone taking dreamwins predictions so seriously? Honestly though, if you just look at them they're sooo funny. Omg, I had a real laugh at the prospect of HAK being a starting spider for pandora.

I mean, just don't even for one second entertain the thought that they're written by someone who knows much and then they're truly hilarious.

[Skilder]

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[PjOtTeR]

Lol, why is everyone taking dreamwins predictions so seriously? Honestly though, if you just look at them they're sooo funny. Omg, I had a real laugh at the prospect of HAK being a starting spider for pandora.

I mean, just don't even for one second entertain the thought that they're written by someone who knows much and then they're truly hilarious.

After reading this, Dreamwin is probably right...
Since you're dead on wrong most of the times...

[Turban]

Trench Wars League - Javelin

This season of Trench Wars League - Javelin will be a very interesting one if you are looking for random people in some random squadrons whining about luck, eating and lag when they just simply lack a little thing I like to call 'skill'.

But now.. time for the most interesting part of this post.. THE PANDORA TWL-J LINE vs. RANDOM SQUADRON.

Mouse/Kornflakes/Eelam/Zung/Reputation

Mouse and Eelam using their secret "trained" plan.

Eelam> mouse, ram those bombs an i will follow u and bomb them 4 a 2fer
Mouse> rofl k
Mouse> GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<Mouse dies - eelam stays behind>

Eelam> LOL YOU FELL FOR IT
Mouse> WTF AXED HOMO INDIAN FAGI JAFUHFIAIO

<Mouse has left the arena.>


Now back to the reality.

Pandora got a semi-good lineup that has played alot together (count me out) and has a good chance of even making it for the TWL-J playoffs.

[Mattey]

With Dreamwin in Terr Virtuousus has no chance of success.

And virtuousus is a retarded name... much line dreamwin.

[Izor]

As far as I can see, Style and us are the only 2 squads that come twl will have the ability to win every week. only thing against us is much like 2 seasons ago our playstyle makes us more suspect vs newbies. So if style plays a line like reaver, skepsis, ls, etc we might be in a bad spot..for the other squads...

3) Stray - elven, mega, jack, deez, dele? - No one on that line is very consistent. If mega and elven eat as many bullets as usual they'll be pretty decent still.

4) Disoblige - scoop, displaced, ripper, reis, mattey - no depth here, but besides ripper and reis their starting line usually does half decent. Maybe herc will come step in in the middle of the season LOL

5) Thunder - baser, crea, vitja, junka, quartz/monkee/ease/coll/any number of halfway-decent-but-nothing-special-wbs - Theyre better than last seasons 5-6 playoff team, when they lost to Quicksand 4 vs 5, making Quicksand the first squad to go undefeated in TWL while winning every game 4 vs 5. Not too much though.

6) Fistula - tnt, metalkid, conf, bike, fst - lol i dont know what they really play like since they refuse to play vs quicksand ever, but i know that mk chokes and sucks, and the rest of these players are mediocre. their bench has some mediocre players as well that can fill in for the starters.

7) dice - a2m, caos, swimkid, mm89, paska - Well, the offseason hit you hard. a2m dies out way too fast for a hider like caos to be effective, swimkid generally sucks more than he has 15+ kill games, and i havent seen paska play for a while. You'll know your season is over when: you start adding lame in ld games

8) Build - unabled, paky, empion, tragik, (find someone that can get over 10 kills in a single game for this spot, possibly rekall i suppose). The only redeeming part of your roster is Genocides.

9) Tough - neocount, pylos, thevirus, saetep, your guess is as good as mine - yeah..its gonna be a long season

10) Puma - not wasting my time on them

Other 2 rubbish squads...anyone's guess really

[Depre]

well, ls...if you are going to start skepsis and you over fuji and plob you're asking to be ranked way lower than that...skepsis is garbage and chokes.

also after colonels last twl i dunno if thats the best move but he usually does pretty well

If you read my post carefully you'll find that I said that the list is in order of the current ladder standing and not in order of squad skill. ty

[Izor]

no i didnt notice because i dont care..i thought you actually thought ossify was making twl

[Depre]

the fact that you are replying already shows you care