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Style vs Tough
After barely squeaking by last week's matchup, all of style's assistants and captains (with the exception of week 1 MVP 'skepsis') take a leave of absence to avoid the huge responsibility of choosing the lineup to add. with five eager players in ?go twld2, asscap skepsis gets ready to add his players... then realizes that he swore an oath to silence after joining the upper tier of squads in order to hide the shame of being a former protege of militaris captain zingy. time to add players inexplicably runs out as tough entertains themselves for five minutes shooting each other and nerdily giggling "heh heh pawn using CE!"
MVP: Pawn (0-0)
Disoblige vs Fistula
Rekindling the fires of conflict, captain scoop ups the ante by talking enough smack to make up for his four unwilling teammates who would rather be camping the warp zones in ?go javs. touched by scoop's dedication and almost religiously fervent levels of ignorance to the actual condition of his squad, fistula captain confluence and actual captain bike concede their 10 deaths each to scoop to prevent any IRL meltdown that would surely come from a disoblige loss. scoop rides his wave of mvp euphoria to the following twld week, where he might not find opponents as saintly as conflu and bike.
MVP: Scoop (28-7), but the true heroes are conflu and bike for realizing that 3d > 2d
Sage vs Dice
Based on the general trend of these guaranteed accurate predictions, Sage is likely to emerge victorious with some twist of fate. but not this time. faced with their greatest enemies from the world where shots bounce for no apparent reason, sage hightails it out of there, hoping that the much larger ld arena and their ship that can handle more than a half second of thrust would be enough to delay their impending doom. 'not really,' comments wavenman89 as the complete slaughter of sage squad was witnessed by all in a mere 7 minutes.
MVP: megaman89 (15-3)
Stray vs Thunder
Faced with the greatest lag storm brazil has seen in the past two hours, the PUTAO twins are +1'ing left and right as pascone has no choice by to sub in pilot Apocaliption in hopes that nobody will notice his name on the 'you cant play' list so lovingly prepared by pascone himself. everybody on thunder notices and starts pming pascone 'thx for the win' as he starts banning them one by one for spamming. pascone and deluge relive their buddy buddy sake days by rushing down the only guy on thunder who's too old and too bored of this game to care about spamming anybody, ease. "i'm not allowed to do anything," is pascone's broken record reply as the rest of tw waits for the judgment of the "stray related roster issues committee," which everyone later finds out doesn't actually exist and is just a ploy by pascone to drag things out hoping everyone will eventually forget.
MVP: pascone (13-9)
Warpath vs Build
In an epic battle of contrasting play styles, warpath clamps down the pressure with their overwhelming noshift nododge straying as build... er, syne takes turns solo straying as yellow chat becomes a repetitive symphony of four guys spamming "REGROUP" with one guy providing the "WTF TEAM" melody. as always, captain empion pulls out a positive record while using his teammates as meat shields, culminating in a 'wtf newbs can anyone go positive around here' tirade after the match.
MVP: empion (13-10)
lifeban vs Hydra
Unexpected not yet disqualified from twl, lifeban decides to play like there's nothing to lose (like e-cred and e-peen size), which somehow does wonders for their teaming as they finally realize that the sum of their team was actually much less than the sum of its individual parts. the hydra players are caught backpedaling for so long that their fingers actually become stuck to the down arrows as they start seeing images of bright green epoch frogs coming to attack them from all sides.
MVP: epoch (16-4), as his ability to vulch his teammates' missed suicides is unparalleled
After barely squeaking by last week's matchup, all of style's assistants and captains (with the exception of week 1 MVP 'skepsis') take a leave of absence to avoid the huge responsibility of choosing the lineup to add. with five eager players in ?go twld2, asscap skepsis gets ready to add his players... then realizes that he swore an oath to silence after joining the upper tier of squads in order to hide the shame of being a former protege of militaris captain zingy. time to add players inexplicably runs out as tough entertains themselves for five minutes shooting each other and nerdily giggling "heh heh pawn using CE!"
MVP: Pawn (0-0)
Disoblige vs Fistula
Rekindling the fires of conflict, captain scoop ups the ante by talking enough smack to make up for his four unwilling teammates who would rather be camping the warp zones in ?go javs. touched by scoop's dedication and almost religiously fervent levels of ignorance to the actual condition of his squad, fistula captain confluence and actual captain bike concede their 10 deaths each to scoop to prevent any IRL meltdown that would surely come from a disoblige loss. scoop rides his wave of mvp euphoria to the following twld week, where he might not find opponents as saintly as conflu and bike.
MVP: Scoop (28-7), but the true heroes are conflu and bike for realizing that 3d > 2d
Sage vs Dice
Based on the general trend of these guaranteed accurate predictions, Sage is likely to emerge victorious with some twist of fate. but not this time. faced with their greatest enemies from the world where shots bounce for no apparent reason, sage hightails it out of there, hoping that the much larger ld arena and their ship that can handle more than a half second of thrust would be enough to delay their impending doom. 'not really,' comments wavenman89 as the complete slaughter of sage squad was witnessed by all in a mere 7 minutes.
MVP: megaman89 (15-3)
Stray vs Thunder
Faced with the greatest lag storm brazil has seen in the past two hours, the PUTAO twins are +1'ing left and right as pascone has no choice by to sub in pilot Apocaliption in hopes that nobody will notice his name on the 'you cant play' list so lovingly prepared by pascone himself. everybody on thunder notices and starts pming pascone 'thx for the win' as he starts banning them one by one for spamming. pascone and deluge relive their buddy buddy sake days by rushing down the only guy on thunder who's too old and too bored of this game to care about spamming anybody, ease. "i'm not allowed to do anything," is pascone's broken record reply as the rest of tw waits for the judgment of the "stray related roster issues committee," which everyone later finds out doesn't actually exist and is just a ploy by pascone to drag things out hoping everyone will eventually forget.
MVP: pascone (13-9)
Warpath vs Build
In an epic battle of contrasting play styles, warpath clamps down the pressure with their overwhelming noshift nododge straying as build... er, syne takes turns solo straying as yellow chat becomes a repetitive symphony of four guys spamming "REGROUP" with one guy providing the "WTF TEAM" melody. as always, captain empion pulls out a positive record while using his teammates as meat shields, culminating in a 'wtf newbs can anyone go positive around here' tirade after the match.
MVP: empion (13-10)
lifeban vs Hydra
Unexpected not yet disqualified from twl, lifeban decides to play like there's nothing to lose (like e-cred and e-peen size), which somehow does wonders for their teaming as they finally realize that the sum of their team was actually much less than the sum of its individual parts. the hydra players are caught backpedaling for so long that their fingers actually become stuck to the down arrows as they start seeing images of bright green epoch frogs coming to attack them from all sides.
MVP: epoch (16-4), as his ability to vulch his teammates' missed suicides is unparalleled
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