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  • Incentive: nothing quite like it!

    So I was driving behind the shortbus (epi's bus) on my way home from school, and I had a great idea! What if PriitK hooked up each winning TWL squad with plane tickets to Estonia for a weekend of fun and strippers? Now THERE is some incentive to win TWL: Estonian strippers tending to my every need! And I DO mean EVERY need! I'm a genius. Other options could be:
    a) Monetary Prize (courtesy of PriitK's expansive wallet)
    b) Free CyberSex with a Host of Your Choice
    c) UFO ship granted in elim for 1 month.
    d) A collective vote to change 1 of the zone's settings (resolution, shrapnel, fastbombing, etc)
    e) An Opportunity to be a Sysop for a Day

    Really though, Estonian strippers take the cake on this one
    Last edited by Foreign; 03-18-2003, 07:23 PM.
    -Dave

  • #2
    Laugh.
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #3
      foreign really just wants it to be okay for him to say the 'n' word.
      1863 4 life foreign!
      Pallies Support Group "We all feel lonely sometimes"

      Pallies Basing Store (not just subspace merchandise)

      okie dokey baby?

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      • #4
        OOOO C sounds fun.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Divine Rides
          foreign really just wants it to be okay for him to say the 'n' word.
          1863 4 life foreign!
          BANNED FOR BEING CULTURAL I TELL YOU! I WAS OPPRESSED BY TRENCH WARS!! Actually, I was gonna stop when I got warned and start spamming "nuggerbis", but I cranked out the wrong macro

          RUBY SURFS THE NUGGERBIS!

          ok but really can't there be a prize for winning TWL? other than more shit to talk to the other inferior players?
          -Dave

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          • #6
            Because Priitk paying to keep the server running (with shitty support from us) isn't enough! Now he has to give us cash!

            Good plan Foreign. But only if you put up the prize money.

            llater,
            Tony

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            • #7
              Originally posted by brookus
              Because Priitk paying to keep the server running (with shitty support from us) isn't enough! Now he has to give us cash!

              Good plan Foreign. But only if you put up the prize money.

              llater,
              Tony
              Ok, lets take a vote.... everyone who would drain priitk's accounts if priitk offered raise your hand *raises hand* everyone who would not raise your hand..... *crickets* I WIN
              -Dave

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              • #8
                dear 13 year old,
                stfu, stop being an ass
                love you
                pv


                EDIT: credit to lou for the style of posting.
                To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Foreign
                  BANNED FOR BEING CULTURAL I TELL YOU! I WAS OPPRESSED BY TRENCH WARS!! Actually, I was gonna stop when I got warned and start spamming "nuggerbis", but I cranked out the wrong macro

                  RUBY SURFS THE NUGGERBIS!

                  ok but really can't there be a prize for winning TWL? other than more shit to talk to the other inferior players?
                  Muhahahahaha. I surf the nuggerbis, NOT YOU. ME!

                  Suck it down

                  nutsacks for all <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
                  I fucking own you in the warbird, shut the fuck up.

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                  • #10
                    I don't believe that either of you are so ignorant as to keep using that/those words- come on fellas, it's ridiculous for you to talk like that.
                    Pallies Support Group "We all feel lonely sometimes"

                    Pallies Basing Store (not just subspace merchandise)

                    okie dokey baby?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Divine Rides
                      I don't believe that either of you are so ignorant as to keep using that/those words
                      No use rationalizing with mental midgets.
                      Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
                        No use rationalizing with mental midgets.
                        Ya, I'm a real mental midget, look at me. I won't even use examples of what I accomplished IRL, because your pathetic comments are so based off of nothing it isn't even funny.
                        I fucking own you in the warbird, shut the fuck up.

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