TWLB Preseason Week 2 : HOT or NOT (by voth)
Interesting week in TWL-B to say the least. Thunder managed to overcome my oh so accurate predictions and notched a win over the three time TWLB champions, Dice. Spastic continued their disappointing results, becoming a squad that is known to accomplish nothing with a lot of talent. Seriously, TWLB season 6 was a long time ago; it’s cool that you’re still around and everything, I love old squads, but really, you guys are Mambo-like disappointments right now. Pirates was impressive once again, while Penetrate decided that an 0-2 would be a nice record to end the preseason with.
Voth’s HOT pick of the week: THE JAVELINS (Blasphemy, Da1andonly, M_M God, Domi)
The Javelins? Yes! The javelins are indeed the hot players of this week. Three out of the four winning squads this weekend used a javelin, and each of those javelins had a significant impact on the match! Could this be a sign of the end of the five spider domination lineup? Probably not, but it was still pretty god damn sweet to see some awesome javelins in the mix today. Blasphemy was one of the two more impressive javelins of the day, racking up 6 TeKs to go along with his impressive 89-29 record against Dice, of all squads (ps: how are the Brainwave sharks treating you?). Da1andonly was right there with Blasphemy, notching 7 TeKs to supplement his 70-47 record against Penetrate’s usually solid shark core. Finally, we have that always stellar M_M God who switched to javelin mid-game and managed to take out Pure_Luck three times in Pirates’ win over Spastic. Those three javelins played huge roles in their squad’s victories today. However, there was one last javelin, who was the only bright spot in an ugly loss for Spastic. Domi managed to rack up 5 TeKs while playing javelin versus Pirates, but who knows how many of those were just scoop being a failure? Either way, 5 TeKs is impressive for a game you lost, it’s too bad your supporting cast was rather stinky today.
Honorable mention: Vys decided that warbird was getting a little old and played spider today for Pirates, mustering an impressive record of 101-54 with 6 TeKs and was MVP of the game. Mainliner for showing how solid they are with a 2-0 preseason.
Voth’s NOT pick of the week: Dice
Yikes! Thunder rather handily defeated the defending champs today, against most people’s predictions, including my own. I couldn’t resist giving Dice the not this week when I saw their lineup. You guys had megaman89, cripple, Jrahen, Ri$e Again$t, and Grandmastahs in spider, all who I’d consider starters on your squad (except Rise probably out for Stayon). You had your starting terrier, Chief Utsav. What you didn’t have was what has made Dice the squad they have been for the past couple years; a2m and Cig Smoke! Like I said in my predictions, without proper sharking, your spiders are quickly brought down to a beatable level, and that was proven today. Hellkite, Fludd, Dald, and Cremation outspidered Dice’s starting spiders? Eh, something seems wrong here. It wasn’t Dice’s spiders fault, it was the fact that they had ffe and Downfall as their sharks. That really made Dice look weak today. I hope a2m and Cig show to pretty much all of your games, otherwise you guys will have some problems this season, especially with squads that have formidable base javs like thunder, disoblige, pirates (last week??), and spastic. Now, before you guys come on here whining about how it’s preseason and you didn’t try, just shut up, you guys got outplayed and it’s time to face the fact that you’re not invincible. On a quick sidenote, I'm happy to report that Thunder apparently took my advice and added Phizey in terrier over dreamwin. Phizey is Trench Wars' best up and coming terrier. I love you phizey.
Honorable mention: Penetrate and Spastic both secured their spots at the bottom of the totem pole by finishing the preseason 0-2. Time to step it up, fellas. Pure_Luck died a laughable 21 times in terrier against Pirates, even with Stabwound and ph sharking for him. Cops, Ri$e Again$t, cool koen, circlepusher, Leitz, and turmio were all negative in their losses while spidering.
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Interesting week in TWL-B to say the least. Thunder managed to overcome my oh so accurate predictions and notched a win over the three time TWLB champions, Dice. Spastic continued their disappointing results, becoming a squad that is known to accomplish nothing with a lot of talent. Seriously, TWLB season 6 was a long time ago; it’s cool that you’re still around and everything, I love old squads, but really, you guys are Mambo-like disappointments right now. Pirates was impressive once again, while Penetrate decided that an 0-2 would be a nice record to end the preseason with.
Voth’s HOT pick of the week: THE JAVELINS (Blasphemy, Da1andonly, M_M God, Domi)
The Javelins? Yes! The javelins are indeed the hot players of this week. Three out of the four winning squads this weekend used a javelin, and each of those javelins had a significant impact on the match! Could this be a sign of the end of the five spider domination lineup? Probably not, but it was still pretty god damn sweet to see some awesome javelins in the mix today. Blasphemy was one of the two more impressive javelins of the day, racking up 6 TeKs to go along with his impressive 89-29 record against Dice, of all squads (ps: how are the Brainwave sharks treating you?). Da1andonly was right there with Blasphemy, notching 7 TeKs to supplement his 70-47 record against Penetrate’s usually solid shark core. Finally, we have that always stellar M_M God who switched to javelin mid-game and managed to take out Pure_Luck three times in Pirates’ win over Spastic. Those three javelins played huge roles in their squad’s victories today. However, there was one last javelin, who was the only bright spot in an ugly loss for Spastic. Domi managed to rack up 5 TeKs while playing javelin versus Pirates, but who knows how many of those were just scoop being a failure? Either way, 5 TeKs is impressive for a game you lost, it’s too bad your supporting cast was rather stinky today.
Honorable mention: Vys decided that warbird was getting a little old and played spider today for Pirates, mustering an impressive record of 101-54 with 6 TeKs and was MVP of the game. Mainliner for showing how solid they are with a 2-0 preseason.
Voth’s NOT pick of the week: Dice
Yikes! Thunder rather handily defeated the defending champs today, against most people’s predictions, including my own. I couldn’t resist giving Dice the not this week when I saw their lineup. You guys had megaman89, cripple, Jrahen, Ri$e Again$t, and Grandmastahs in spider, all who I’d consider starters on your squad (except Rise probably out for Stayon). You had your starting terrier, Chief Utsav. What you didn’t have was what has made Dice the squad they have been for the past couple years; a2m and Cig Smoke! Like I said in my predictions, without proper sharking, your spiders are quickly brought down to a beatable level, and that was proven today. Hellkite, Fludd, Dald, and Cremation outspidered Dice’s starting spiders? Eh, something seems wrong here. It wasn’t Dice’s spiders fault, it was the fact that they had ffe and Downfall as their sharks. That really made Dice look weak today. I hope a2m and Cig show to pretty much all of your games, otherwise you guys will have some problems this season, especially with squads that have formidable base javs like thunder, disoblige, pirates (last week??), and spastic. Now, before you guys come on here whining about how it’s preseason and you didn’t try, just shut up, you guys got outplayed and it’s time to face the fact that you’re not invincible. On a quick sidenote, I'm happy to report that Thunder apparently took my advice and added Phizey in terrier over dreamwin. Phizey is Trench Wars' best up and coming terrier. I love you phizey.
Honorable mention: Penetrate and Spastic both secured their spots at the bottom of the totem pole by finishing the preseason 0-2. Time to step it up, fellas. Pure_Luck died a laughable 21 times in terrier against Pirates, even with Stabwound and ph sharking for him. Cops, Ri$e Again$t, cool koen, circlepusher, Leitz, and turmio were all negative in their losses while spidering.
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