twld week 3 featured matches since i got called out

[Chuckle]

Chuckle's Predicitions - A parody of Kthx's predictions by kthx, by the legendary Chuckle.
(does this look familiar yet? if not refresh ur memory here http://twd.trenchwars.org/?v=squads&...35&tab=profile )

ok since i am on pirates, _obviously_ the match of the week is going to be

Pirates vs. Sweet
big king plob#f and big king scoop will continue dominating as they have been. with follow up players such as big king weaver and big king plob#f, i see no way of this match being close since we are big king pirates. and since i am still obsessed with the movie 300, i MUST interject a 300 comparison...sweet is like a bunch of persians and we are brotherhood spartan kings. HOWEVER, since i squaded with half of sweet for a long time, i wll be generous and make the score of this game accurate enough so it's not too obvious i am overrating my own squad...

Final Score :::: Pirates 13239485 - Sweet negative 10


Heavy vs. Dynasty
The will obviously be the most boring match of this week since this game will involve the most amount of ex-quicksand players. I dont even want to write about this game because it is so worthless and meaningless and has 0 playoff implications at all.

Final Score ::::: ERROR - Too Boring to Predict


Sake vs. Rape
Since deluge was on quicksand, logic follows that sake will ABSOUTELY win this game. people like mega newbie, pascone, delectable on vigi's name, elven, and halls will have absoutely no affect on the outcome of the game even though they helped win twld for stray last season...totally inconsequential players...they might as well not show up cuz this is the deluge show

Final Score ::::: Sake 50 - Rape 45 did i mention this is only the score if deluge shows?


Quake vs. Disoblige
since i am trying to predict like wark, i guess i have to say quake will definately lose even though they are undefeated so far (counting preseason...but wait if i trying to be like wark i cant count preseason...but anyway they are still undefeated) my reasoning would probabaly follow like this: even tho raspi, reaver, deez nuts, and skepsis are superb players, quake is inevitably doomed because ignite pays people (which for some reason makes the squad suck more) and because vash is a BiH boy.

Final Score :::: Disoblige 50 - Quake 48


Thunder vs. Syne
Before i begin about talking about this game, i absoutely have to mention for the 1000000th time when thunder got the time slot changed PERFECTLY SO (because thunder knew exactly when this hour would be) quicksand players couldnt show up. that said, thunder will still probabaly win this game unless a miracle similar to [insert corny NFL playoff recent upset win joke].

Final Score ::::::: Thunder 50 - Syne 33



im totally not done but friends are over but oh well

[RaCka]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111111111111111

the funniest part was choke artist chuckle saying quicksand has never had any playoff implications what so ever when this guy has never gone positive in twl period.

[kthx]

TWLD Hot or Not - Featured Matches Week 3 -

Hot Writer of the Week ::::: Kthx :::::

With amazing skill and wit Kthx managed to predict over 85% of all games correctly while getting the correct score on 17% of them, thus making him a legend as far as predicting games. Besides the fact that he was a captain of Quicksand with Big King Racka and Big King Izor, he is also a renowned writer who writes articles that everyone can both enjoy and respect due to his expertise in the zone. Surely this is the best all around player this zone has ever seen.

Honorable Mention: Kthx's wit.

Not Writer of the Week ::::: Chuckle :::::

With terrible English and laughing at you, not with you humor Chuckle managed to lose whatever grasp he once had at being decent at anything. Somehow he managed to embarrass himself even more than he does in TWLD after leaving Heavy because mean Izor yelled at him too much. With one last pathetic squeeze this writers bottle of self respect is now empty.

Dishonorable Mention: Chokele's grammar.

[kthx]

Featured Match TWLD Writing Week 3 ::::: Kthx vs Chokele

To be honest this is a pretty boring week as far as writing challengers, considering that nobody writes a better Hot or Not or Featured article better than Kthx. Look for chuckle to go negative in not only TWLD but also in height as he gets down on his knees and prays to god that Vys will carry him vs Sweet. I don't really think this is going to be much of a match of a challenge for the reigning champion Kthx.

[Dwopple]

Featured Match TWLD Writing Week 3 ::::: Kthx vs Chokele

To be honest this is a pretty boring week as far as writing challengers, considering that nobody writes a better Hot or Not or Featured article better than Kthx. Look for chuckle to go negative in not only TWLD but also in height has be gets down on his knees and prays to god that Vys will carry him vs Sweet. I don't really think this is going to be much of a match of a challenge for the reigning champion Kthx.

and the post before this one.

drop the nerdiness

[kthx]

Yeah I would be cranky if I was terrible in both the leagues that I dropped TWLD for so you could pay more attention to them also Dwopple. Relax.

[PaulOakenfold]

Dwopple is on a 3 league squad.

[kthx]

Oh hes on Pirates now, still useless, and still won't win any leagues.

[Capital Knockers]

You're thinking of dicE Wark.

Dwopple has been on Pirates forever, before I got on for sure, and he's cap. How did you miss all that lol.

[kthx]

Yeah well his forum Squad: Dice and since I don't pay attention to many newbie basers I guess I didn't realize that Dwopple was on some other squad, pardon me.

[Capital Knockers]

Yeah well his forum Squad: Dice and since I don't pay attention to many newbie basers I guess I didn't realize that Dwopple was on some other squad, pardon me.

He has won two titles, I think that makes him at least not a newbie. Picking on the wrong guy here Wark, you know your birds well, as a baser I'm telling you he's been one of the top sharks in the game for several seasons now.

As for chuckle, I'm curious dude where did you get called out. I missed that. Oh, and are you going to be elite by Sunday or should i SELL YOU! B)

edit - sorry, chokle* as we lovingly call him :wub:

[Dwopple]

He has won two titles, I think that makes him at least not a newbie. Picking on the wrong guy here Wark, you know your birds well, as a baser I'm telling you he's been one of the top sharks in the game for several seasons now.

As for chuckle, I'm curious dude where did you get called out. I missed that. Oh, and are you going to be elite by Sunday or should i SELL YOU! B)

edit - sorry, chokle* as we lovingly call him :wub:

3 titles, BUT WHOSE COUNTING EH? heh heh heh *sips tea*

[Izor]

sell him obviously...he'll be lucky to get 8 kills even against garbage sweet that i singlehandedly raped

[veetee]

He has won two titles, I think that makes him at least not a newbie. Picking on the wrong guy here Wark, you know your birds well, as a baser I'm telling you he's been one of the top sharks in the game for several seasons now.

As for chuckle, I'm curious dude where did you get called out. I missed that. Oh, and are you going to be elite by Sunday or should i SELL YOU! B)

edit - sorry, chokle* as we lovingly call him :wub:

God fucking damn it!!!1!eleven

Will you stop asslicking to everyone (especially staff) as well as inducing this sick favoritism? Also, stop essaying. Quit forum, it's unhealthy for you.

Kthxbai.

P.s. Don't reply to this post with 4000 word extended essay.

[Capital Knockers]

God fucking damn it!!!1!eleven

Will you stop asslicking to everyone (especially staff) as well as inducing this sick favoritism? Also, stop essaying. Quit forum, it's unhealthy for you.

Kthxbai.

P.s. Don't reply to this post with 4000 word extended essay.

Dear veetee,

I decided to write you this specifically because you told me not to. I understand alot of words, and punctuation, properly put together is hard for you to understand, but if you'd just give it a chance I'm sure you'll figure it out. I want you to know I'm always here to help you out, and won't ever let you down. We can start with small books, lots of pictures you know? Either way, I feel that perhaps you've become jealous, have you not had enough money to get your weekly rimjob from Tony on the corner? I can lend you the 5 bucks if you'll calm down - that's what friends are for after all.

As far as english lessons go, let's start right now! I'll write to you, you write to me back, and I'll point out what makes you look stupid. We can make it like a fun game, do it all over the forums, every different thread. Kind of like when you and jones got your first apartment together and did it in every room! You write to me about Pink Floyd first, and then I'll pick an artist and right back okay? Sound fun?

No matter how rough I treat you here on the forums, as I said I'll always be your pal. Remember the Sweet Dueling League? The singing David Glimour in your chat? All the good times we wasted having good times? I know that no matter how strongly I wrench your sac and shove it down your throat with my words, that we'll always be bestest buddies in game!

Now as far as ass-licking goes, I personally think you've been misinformed. You seem to be thinking I have some knowledge or experience in the field that could somehow come close to comparing with yours. All I know about it, is the horror stories Tony tells me when I sell him his G to forget your hairy, crusty, dangerously stinky asshole. You really should clean it up a bit down there man, or he might have to raise his prices. You could always just save your money, buy some peanut butter and do it with your dog; he looks like the couple women you've dated, and while he ignores you most times, he does acknowledge your existence to be fed right?

So, I'd just like to wrap this up and say. Yeah I'm addicted to these forums, this game, drugs, women, and rock and roll. I will continue to post until someone pays ph to ban me from these things, and even then I'd find a way back on them. I look forward to these fun times we have together. When it all comes down to it veetee, at least I can do this sort of thing, haven't seen you pull off anything resembling a decent post, point, or arguement on these forums at all.

So peace mon chum! See you in the trenches!

Your pal,
Knockers

P.S. - I doubt it was 4,000 words, and apologize in advance my friend. Can't wait for your pen-pal like reply!