twld week 3 featured matches since i got called out

[PaulOakenfold]

bwahahaha CHOKLE

hilarious name
why didn't i think of that?!



because im not 5 anymore

[Scoop]

God fucking damn it!!!1!eleven

Will you stop asslicking to everyone (especially staff) as well as inducing this sick favoritism? Also, stop essaying. Quit forum, it's unhealthy for you.

Kthxbai.

P.s. Don't reply to this post with 4000 word extended essay.

Off my players nuts please newbie. thaaanks

[kthx]

bwahahaha CHOKLE

hilarious name
why didn't i think of that?!



because im not 5 anymore

Yeah you are right, I should be more mature and argue with Voth about what terrier is the best terrier of the week in Hot or Not, I finally see the error of my immature ways, thank you Pauloakenfold.

[PaulOakenfold]

thats as tart

[Lame]

Same people, different thread.

[Da1andonly]

boring

shitty

useless

thread

[ignite ignite]

Regards

Dear Chuckle,

In regards to Kthx and Izor.

I believe this thread (with thanks from dlisted) helps.

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...919#post677919

Sincerely,

Captain Chocolate Dynamite Ignite

[Capital Knockers]

Same people, different thread.

Insight at it's finest.

[veetee]

Dear veetee,

I decided to write you this specifically because you told me not to. I understand alot of words, and punctuation, properly put together is hard for you to understand, but if you'd just give it a chance I'm sure you'll figure it out. I want you to know I'm always here to help you out, and won't ever let you down. We can start with small books, lots of pictures you know? Either way, I feel that perhaps you've become jealous, have you not had enough money to get your weekly rimjob from Tony on the corner? I can lend you the 5 bucks if you'll calm down - that's what friends are for after all.

As far as english lessons go, let's start right now! I'll write to you, you write to me back, and I'll point out what makes you look stupid. We can make it like a fun game, do it all over the forums, every different thread. Kind of like when you and jones got your first apartment together and did it in every room! You write to me about Pink Floyd first, and then I'll pick an artist and right back okay? Sound fun?

No matter how rough I treat you here on the forums, as I said I'll always be your pal. Remember the Sweet Dueling League? The singing David Glimour in your chat? All the good times we wasted having good times? I know that no matter how strongly I wrench your sac and shove it down your throat with my words, that we'll always be bestest buddies in game!

Now as far as ass-licking goes, I personally think you've been misinformed. You seem to be thinking I have some knowledge or experience in the field that could somehow come close to comparing with yours. All I know about it, is the horror stories Tony tells me when I sell him his G to forget your hairy, crusty, dangerously stinky asshole. You really should clean it up a bit down there man, or he might have to raise his prices. You could always just save your money, buy some peanut butter and do it with your dog; he looks like the couple women you've dated, and while he ignores you most times, he does acknowledge your existence to be fed right?

So, I'd just like to wrap this up and say. Yeah I'm addicted to these forums, this game, drugs, women, and rock and roll. I will continue to post until someone pays ph to ban me from these things, and even then I'd find a way back on them. I look forward to these fun times we have together. When it all comes down to it veetee, at least I can do this sort of thing, haven't seen you pull off anything resembling a decent post, point, or arguement on these forums at all.

So peace mon chum! See you in the trenches!

Your pal,
Knockers

P.S. - I doubt it was 4,000 words, and apologize in advance my friend. Can't wait for your pen-pal like reply!

+1 for an extensive and successful usage of irony against me. Stay cool.

Tsst, you should teach scoop first how to use English, since he made like 34 mistakes of all kinds trying to write two sentences.

[Zeebu]

what a really really great thread



really great

[Ricko]

like lame said, same people thinking they're great.

P.S Knockers, every thread i look at you've written half the posts and spend half of those ass licking people, stop it.

[Money]

He has won two titles, I think that makes him at least not a newbie. Picking on the wrong guy here Wark, you know your birds well, as a baser I'm telling you he's been one of the top sharks in the game for several seasons now.

As for chuckle, I'm curious dude where did you get called out. I missed that. Oh, and are you going to be elite by Sunday or should i SELL YOU! B)

edit - sorry, chokle* as we lovingly call him :wub:

2 words.







NUT

RIDER

[Money]

like lame said, same people thinking they're great.

P.S Knockers, every thread i look at you've written half the posts and spend half of those ass licking people, stop it.

LOL IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO SEE THIS

[Exalt]

LOL IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO SEE THIS

lol same

[ignite ignite]

2 words.







NUT

RIDER

Knockers: Typical mating ritual for another faggot staff member.