twld week 3 featured matches since i got called out

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VEETEE

Back the fuck off knockers. Just because he can string a couple of sentences together, unlike you, doesn't mean you have to be all up on his nuts. Your arrogance is almost as bad as your WB skills. BUUURN

P.S. PAULO your post made me lol, but way to kill our chokle jokes. Now I think I'm 5 when I call him that.

[eelam <tw>]

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Dear veetee,

I decided to write you this specifically because you told me not to. I understand alot of words, and punctuation, properly put together is hard for you to understand, but if you'd just give it a chance I'm sure you'll figure it out. I want you to know I'm always here to help you out, and won't ever let you down. We can start with small books, lots of pictures you know? Either way, I feel that perhaps you've become jealous, have you not had enough money to get your weekly rimjob from Tony on the corner? I can lend you the 5 bucks if you'll calm down - that's what friends are for after all.

As far as english lessons go, let's start right now! I'll write to you, you write to me back, and I'll point out what makes you look stupid. We can make it like a fun game, do it all over the forums, every different thread. Kind of like when you and jones got your first apartment together and did it in every room! You write to me about Pink Floyd first, and then I'll pick an artist and right back okay? Sound fun?

No matter how rough I treat you here on the forums, as I said I'll always be your pal. Remember the Sweet Dueling League? The singing David Glimour in your chat? All the good times we wasted having good times? I know that no matter how strongly I wrench your sac and shove it down your throat with my words, that we'll always be bestest buddies in game!

Now as far as ass-licking goes, I personally think you've been misinformed. You seem to be thinking I have some knowledge or experience in the field that could somehow come close to comparing with yours. All I know about it, is the horror stories Tony tells me when I sell him his G to forget your hairy, crusty, dangerously stinky asshole. You really should clean it up a bit down there man, or he might have to raise his prices. You could always just save your money, buy some peanut butter and do it with your dog; he looks like the couple women you've dated, and while he ignores you most times, he does acknowledge your existence to be fed right?

So, I'd just like to wrap this up and say. Yeah I'm addicted to these forums, this game, drugs, women, and rock and roll. I will continue to post until someone pays ph to ban me from these things, and even then I'd find a way back on them. I look forward to these fun times we have together. When it all comes down to it veetee, at least I can do this sort of thing, haven't seen you pull off anything resembling a decent post, point, or arguement on these forums at all.

So peace mon chum! See you in the trenches!

Your pal,
Knockers

P.S. - I doubt it was 4,000 words, and apologize in advance my friend. Can't wait for your pen-pal like reply!

Dude knockers your english is horrible LOL your using commas as if you got them free with your food stamps.

[Capital Knockers]

Dude knockers your english is horrible LOL you're using commas as if you got them free with your food stamps.

If you're going to attack my english, especially punctuation, you should try using it properly yourself.

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real talk eelam

1:Eelam> how much weeks?

[megaman89]

llololol thread getting good

[Turban]

llololol thread getting good

Slowly but steadily..

Keep it going! :wub: