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No time for small talk, folks. Let's just get into it, shall we?
1. Quake - Though I doubt that every player on the Quake lineup will become a TWLD all star. If they played on lesser teams they definitely would have more recognition. Peru, Deez Nuts, Raspi, Reaver, Vash, Skepsis are some of the finest the league has to offer.
2. Pirates - Ever since that close and hard fought loss to Quake, Pirates have been blowing away the competition silenty like a pack of Ninjas after their family has been wronged.
3. Thunder - This mammoth three league squad has the second best depth in the league to Quake. With TWLD championship players and final contestants in the lineup they should have no problem posing a tough fight to Pirates and Quake. Their solid defeat of Heavy without their best warbird, grouch, makes me wonder if he remembers to stop hitting snooze on his alarm clock what would happen?
4. HEAVY - Well, they certainly talk the most shit in the league, so much that I've been doing some thinking. Maybe that's their strategy? After all nothing sucks more than getting in a 2D cock fight with Kthx, Racka, and Izor and co.'s beautiful, maginificent, and questionably masculine egos. And nothing clears this zone of their opposing players more than listening to them spew that garbage. Seriously. They should start selling their services. Trench Wars premier zone emptier.
5. Dynasty - The talent suddenly drops to below freezing temperatures in mediocrity degrees after the 4th ranked TWLD squad. Here we have Dynasty, the leader in "crushing the competition" with washed up veteran-no-been names since whenever and however many times they've been brought back. I've got to give Ravage credit this year though. His squad has been one of the most longest lasting squads in TWD and that isn't an easy task.
6. Sweet - This squad has the potential to be ahead of Dynasty, perhaps even Heavy if they get their act together and pick their most talented lineup. I'd say Caos, Jones, Dak, Ricko, and Spaceship. A word of advice to whoever decides lineup for Sweet: Stop adding riverside, you always end up subbing him anyway.
7. Sake - Sake is currently looking for a new TWLD mvp. Here's their job ad on Monster.com: Upstart squad from a trench wars league on the rise looking for someone who evades outside the box to guide us to another year of splendid spaceships. Previous experience not necessary! Recent middle school graduates can apply!
8. Syne - Following last week's victory over Disoblige the entire roster of syne shuffled to www.urbandictionary.com to look up the meaning of the word "victory."
9. Rape - On the bright side of this TWLD season for Rape. Valholy is successfully living the astronaut dream and engaging in a sub-continuum affair with a fellow squad mate, safia. Now the question is: Does she give him favors to play in TWLD? I guess we'll see who wears the pants soon...
10. Disoblige - I asked a friend the other day to name all four TWLD teams that won't make playoffs. His answer? "That's a trick question. There are only three: Sake, Syne, and Rape."
1. Quake - Though I doubt that every player on the Quake lineup will become a TWLD all star. If they played on lesser teams they definitely would have more recognition. Peru, Deez Nuts, Raspi, Reaver, Vash, Skepsis are some of the finest the league has to offer.
2. Pirates - Ever since that close and hard fought loss to Quake, Pirates have been blowing away the competition silenty like a pack of Ninjas after their family has been wronged.
3. Thunder - This mammoth three league squad has the second best depth in the league to Quake. With TWLD championship players and final contestants in the lineup they should have no problem posing a tough fight to Pirates and Quake. Their solid defeat of Heavy without their best warbird, grouch, makes me wonder if he remembers to stop hitting snooze on his alarm clock what would happen?
4. HEAVY - Well, they certainly talk the most shit in the league, so much that I've been doing some thinking. Maybe that's their strategy? After all nothing sucks more than getting in a 2D cock fight with Kthx, Racka, and Izor and co.'s beautiful, maginificent, and questionably masculine egos. And nothing clears this zone of their opposing players more than listening to them spew that garbage. Seriously. They should start selling their services. Trench Wars premier zone emptier.
5. Dynasty - The talent suddenly drops to below freezing temperatures in mediocrity degrees after the 4th ranked TWLD squad. Here we have Dynasty, the leader in "crushing the competition" with washed up veteran-no-been names since whenever and however many times they've been brought back. I've got to give Ravage credit this year though. His squad has been one of the most longest lasting squads in TWD and that isn't an easy task.
6. Sweet - This squad has the potential to be ahead of Dynasty, perhaps even Heavy if they get their act together and pick their most talented lineup. I'd say Caos, Jones, Dak, Ricko, and Spaceship. A word of advice to whoever decides lineup for Sweet: Stop adding riverside, you always end up subbing him anyway.
7. Sake - Sake is currently looking for a new TWLD mvp. Here's their job ad on Monster.com: Upstart squad from a trench wars league on the rise looking for someone who evades outside the box to guide us to another year of splendid spaceships. Previous experience not necessary! Recent middle school graduates can apply!
8. Syne - Following last week's victory over Disoblige the entire roster of syne shuffled to www.urbandictionary.com to look up the meaning of the word "victory."
9. Rape - On the bright side of this TWLD season for Rape. Valholy is successfully living the astronaut dream and engaging in a sub-continuum affair with a fellow squad mate, safia. Now the question is: Does she give him favors to play in TWLD? I guess we'll see who wears the pants soon...
10. Disoblige - I asked a friend the other day to name all four TWLD teams that won't make playoffs. His answer? "That's a trick question. There are only three: Sake, Syne, and Rape."
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