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Not a whole lot of movement in the Rankings this week guys. No major upsets except for the mainliner loss to a rising Penetrate team. The hopes of dice are growing dimmer even as their line begins to straighten out.
Also, since I've got your attention: since every bloody game next week should be close, let's try and space out our matches so I can see them all please.
#1 - Thunder (5-0) Playoff Berth Clinched
I don't know what to tell you guys. Except next week is going to be an awesome game. Disoblige should be able to give you guys a run for your money. You're still probably going to win though, but this is going to be the first real test to see if you can maintain your momentum all the way through finals. It's so hard to be snarky to an undefeated team.
#2 - Disoblige (4-1) Playoff Berth Clinched
You guys could have easily lost to dice. Luckily for you, Da1 knows how to sneak through and grab victory by making lots of pretty explosions. Next week we get to see who makes the prettiest explosions, Da1 or Blasphemy. Show us next week that you're the real deal fellas and you could cruise all the way to finals.
#3 - Pirates (3-2) Playoff Berth Clinched
Yes you beat BC. You also let them get 7 minutes. It was soooooooo boring. Keep on tootling along, fellahs. Put that upstart Penetrate in it's place next week like we all know you can. Embrace the bronze!
#4 - Penetrate(3-2) Playoff Berth Clinched
Hey look, a late season resurgence that also coincides with the arrival of lunch3! Coincidence? Perhaps. But after toasting an ailing Mainliner, you're on track to move yourselves up to the #3 spot by taking apart the Pirates. Basically this is Mortal Kombat and you're fighting your way up the ladder. Also, you are Johnny Cage.
#5 - Spastic (2-3)
Again and again, almost is not cutting it guys. Luckily, you only need to win one of your next two games to assure yourself of a playoff berth. And you'll probably get in anyway. And then you can release the spastic rage!!!! Won't that be super duper exciting!
#6 - Mainliner (2-3)
Oh darling, I was wrong,
So long, gee I hate to see you go,
you're the world to me, you know,
you've been mine so long
All along, in my memories of you,
I can see that you're lonely too,
but you're my own, even though we're far apart
you will be, you will be, right here in my heart
alone.
Bugger it all, we're still getting into playoffs and then you newbies better take cover.
#7 - dice (0-5)
What?! What's this?! Dice at #7? How can this be? I'll tell you: I looked at the line they played against Diso today and thought, hmm, they don't look half as bad as they have in previous weeks. I will tell you another thing I noticed: da1 was able to take advantage of the times a2m and cig got out of sync. You MUST win out to have a shot at playoffs. Also, another team that has 2 wins must lose their next two games. Or BC has to lose both of their games. You still have outs, but getting into playoffs on your own merits is looking more and more like a pipe dream from seasons past. An important match against mainliner for both squads. Hey, it'll be like the last couple finals except we'll be battling it out for king of the losers.
#8 - BasingCrew (1-4)
Spastic and then Penetrate. To assure yourselves a spot in playoffs and to keep dice out, you must win one of these games. Your uninspiring loss to Pirates today has given me my doubts and I'm wondering if you won't just let dice sneak into playoffs. You know, just to spite all the rest of us.
Round 6 Predictions (upset week, ahoy)
Pirates v. Penetrate (game of the week #1)
15:00 : 14:00
Mainliner v. Dice (game of the week #2)
15:00 : 14:59
Disoblige v. Thunder (game of the week #3)
11:00 : 15:00
BasingCrew v. Spastic (game of the week #4)
15:00 : 14:00
Also, since I've got your attention: since every bloody game next week should be close, let's try and space out our matches so I can see them all please.
#1 - Thunder (5-0) Playoff Berth Clinched
I don't know what to tell you guys. Except next week is going to be an awesome game. Disoblige should be able to give you guys a run for your money. You're still probably going to win though, but this is going to be the first real test to see if you can maintain your momentum all the way through finals. It's so hard to be snarky to an undefeated team.
#2 - Disoblige (4-1) Playoff Berth Clinched
You guys could have easily lost to dice. Luckily for you, Da1 knows how to sneak through and grab victory by making lots of pretty explosions. Next week we get to see who makes the prettiest explosions, Da1 or Blasphemy. Show us next week that you're the real deal fellas and you could cruise all the way to finals.
#3 - Pirates (3-2) Playoff Berth Clinched
Yes you beat BC. You also let them get 7 minutes. It was soooooooo boring. Keep on tootling along, fellahs. Put that upstart Penetrate in it's place next week like we all know you can. Embrace the bronze!
#4 - Penetrate(3-2) Playoff Berth Clinched
Hey look, a late season resurgence that also coincides with the arrival of lunch3! Coincidence? Perhaps. But after toasting an ailing Mainliner, you're on track to move yourselves up to the #3 spot by taking apart the Pirates. Basically this is Mortal Kombat and you're fighting your way up the ladder. Also, you are Johnny Cage.
#5 - Spastic (2-3)
Again and again, almost is not cutting it guys. Luckily, you only need to win one of your next two games to assure yourself of a playoff berth. And you'll probably get in anyway. And then you can release the spastic rage!!!! Won't that be super duper exciting!
#6 - Mainliner (2-3)
Oh darling, I was wrong,
So long, gee I hate to see you go,
you're the world to me, you know,
you've been mine so long
All along, in my memories of you,
I can see that you're lonely too,
but you're my own, even though we're far apart
you will be, you will be, right here in my heart
alone.
Bugger it all, we're still getting into playoffs and then you newbies better take cover.
#7 - dice (0-5)
What?! What's this?! Dice at #7? How can this be? I'll tell you: I looked at the line they played against Diso today and thought, hmm, they don't look half as bad as they have in previous weeks. I will tell you another thing I noticed: da1 was able to take advantage of the times a2m and cig got out of sync. You MUST win out to have a shot at playoffs. Also, another team that has 2 wins must lose their next two games. Or BC has to lose both of their games. You still have outs, but getting into playoffs on your own merits is looking more and more like a pipe dream from seasons past. An important match against mainliner for both squads. Hey, it'll be like the last couple finals except we'll be battling it out for king of the losers.
#8 - BasingCrew (1-4)
Spastic and then Penetrate. To assure yourselves a spot in playoffs and to keep dice out, you must win one of these games. Your uninspiring loss to Pirates today has given me my doubts and I'm wondering if you won't just let dice sneak into playoffs. You know, just to spite all the rest of us.
Round 6 Predictions (upset week, ahoy)
Pirates v. Penetrate (game of the week #1)
15:00 : 14:00
Mainliner v. Dice (game of the week #2)
15:00 : 14:59
Disoblige v. Thunder (game of the week #3)
11:00 : 15:00
BasingCrew v. Spastic (game of the week #4)
15:00 : 14:00
u know the thing where we went on a 11-0 run with all starters in?
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