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Today is both a happy and sad day.
Due to personal reasons, this will be the last TWL for ignite in the history of the world.
We had a great run these past few years, which couldn't have been done without you, the community. From squaddies who wanted to skip the birth of their kid because they would miss a league game, to shy young men on
?chat=corvez terrified of the thought of asking a woman out on a date, I've seen it all. And I think we made a difference along the way.
I'm sorry for this news. But I believe that the children of this zone (average age 12 and on Quicksand) are the future, teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense of pride to make it easier. Let the children's laughter (LOL's) remind us how we used to be. Also, please remind them to never say "LOL" again. Grown ups don't say that.
Please don't cry. Life will go on. We're still friends. Friends to the end, that's what I say.
Thunder vs. Pirates: MATCH OF THE WEEK
When vys left Quake it would be like asking Michael Jordan if he wanted to leave the Bulls to play for a weekend boys and girls club rec team. I'm taking Thunder in an upset.
Thunder 50, Pirates 41.
Dynasty vs. Quake:
While the sights can be nice in TWLD, I compare these last two for Dynasty to forcing a homeless kid to so sit outside a Toys 'R Us for three days in December — you will get to see a lot of things that you will never be able to touch and call your own. They're just not on the Pirates & Quake level and will be nowhere near the trophy, not even close to a semi-final type squad.
Quake 50, Dynasty 33.
HEAVY vs. Sake:
Sake is tied with Sweet with a 2-3 record, whereas Sweet has already rid themselves of the losses to the premier squads out of their way things don't look so clearly now the rain has arrived for capscone. Next stop: HEAVY, Pirates, and Quake. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride bumpy enough to give a 12 year old virgin catholic girl an orgasm.
I've always found it hard to respect grown men (Mega Newbie/Delectable) who needs to find a girlfriend on SubSpace and follows her around from arena to arena dueling together. Just seems creepy and desperate.
HEAVY 50, Sake 43
Rape vs. Disoblige:
I would spam my buddy Dameon Angell for an hour every day and make fun of him for being so sensitive about falling in love with another 2D astronaut who cybered me back when he was on Dark Gift. Guys like to pick on each other, that's just how we work. There's nothing worse than the sensitive friend who takes things personally and ?cheater calls you for saying mean things in PM. SubSpace friends should be allowed to say awful things about each other and know it's nothing personal. It's just fun. Tell your buddy, da, to grow up and become a man. Unfortunately for Disoblige they are gender confused because they put pretty looking yellow objects in the LD arena. Let this match be known as the first Date Rape in TWLD history.
Rape 50, Disoblige 42
synE vs. Sweet:
All Sweet has to do here is just move around a little bit after being !added or give them their best poker face to make it look like they are about to play and I think syne will either deflate like Pamela Anderson's breasts will in a few years, or fold and get kicked out of TWL (again).
Sweet 50, Syne 0.
Due to personal reasons, this will be the last TWL for ignite in the history of the world.
We had a great run these past few years, which couldn't have been done without you, the community. From squaddies who wanted to skip the birth of their kid because they would miss a league game, to shy young men on
?chat=corvez terrified of the thought of asking a woman out on a date, I've seen it all. And I think we made a difference along the way.
I'm sorry for this news. But I believe that the children of this zone (average age 12 and on Quicksand) are the future, teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense of pride to make it easier. Let the children's laughter (LOL's) remind us how we used to be. Also, please remind them to never say "LOL" again. Grown ups don't say that.
Please don't cry. Life will go on. We're still friends. Friends to the end, that's what I say.
Thunder vs. Pirates: MATCH OF THE WEEK
When vys left Quake it would be like asking Michael Jordan if he wanted to leave the Bulls to play for a weekend boys and girls club rec team. I'm taking Thunder in an upset.
Thunder 50, Pirates 41.
Dynasty vs. Quake:
While the sights can be nice in TWLD, I compare these last two for Dynasty to forcing a homeless kid to so sit outside a Toys 'R Us for three days in December — you will get to see a lot of things that you will never be able to touch and call your own. They're just not on the Pirates & Quake level and will be nowhere near the trophy, not even close to a semi-final type squad.
Quake 50, Dynasty 33.
HEAVY vs. Sake:
Sake is tied with Sweet with a 2-3 record, whereas Sweet has already rid themselves of the losses to the premier squads out of their way things don't look so clearly now the rain has arrived for capscone. Next stop: HEAVY, Pirates, and Quake. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride bumpy enough to give a 12 year old virgin catholic girl an orgasm.
I've always found it hard to respect grown men (Mega Newbie/Delectable) who needs to find a girlfriend on SubSpace and follows her around from arena to arena dueling together. Just seems creepy and desperate.
HEAVY 50, Sake 43
Rape vs. Disoblige:
I would spam my buddy Dameon Angell for an hour every day and make fun of him for being so sensitive about falling in love with another 2D astronaut who cybered me back when he was on Dark Gift. Guys like to pick on each other, that's just how we work. There's nothing worse than the sensitive friend who takes things personally and ?cheater calls you for saying mean things in PM. SubSpace friends should be allowed to say awful things about each other and know it's nothing personal. It's just fun. Tell your buddy, da, to grow up and become a man. Unfortunately for Disoblige they are gender confused because they put pretty looking yellow objects in the LD arena. Let this match be known as the first Date Rape in TWLD history.
Rape 50, Disoblige 42
synE vs. Sweet:
All Sweet has to do here is just move around a little bit after being !added or give them their best poker face to make it look like they are about to play and I think syne will either deflate like Pamela Anderson's breasts will in a few years, or fold and get kicked out of TWL (again).
Sweet 50, Syne 0.
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