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Sigh, Kthx did it again. He made another week of horrible power rankings that make me wonder if Izor really does slide his tongue in and out of his butthole as he writes in a scenic, romantic woodland environment.
Anyways, thanks to readers like you. I will continue making this alternate thread because I believe the community deserves real, unbiased, 2D relationships aside, picks.
1. Quake - Undefeated, have some of the most dominant players in the game including several former TWLD champions and the most dominant squad when you type ?go twdd, ?go twdd2, ?go twdd3... Which usually translates into success when you change the third letter to an 'L'.
2. Pirates - Despite vys' beautiful, magnificent, fantastic ego. This squad does back it up and so does he, unless he's playing el numero uno squad, up there. They've completely slaughtered the competition and scored more than Mick Jagger on his 1970s world tour.
3. Thunder - They're starting to awaken and unrust their birds. A very dangerous squad which has the potential to threaten Quake and Pirates. This match this weekend will be very telling if Thunder is ready to play at the TWLD winning level yet.
4. HEAVY - If only their scores reflected their mouths. They lost to thunder. The difference between when Dynasty beat Thunder and when HEAVY lost to thunder is called "top lineups." The eight year old aimer of which has the mobility of a yield sign, killergt truly, didn't participate. Also, HEAVY lacks depth and relies heavily upon three players: Apok, Racka, and Izor. They don't have reliable players that can even go positive or hold their own in Annoyance and whoever it is on their largely mediocre roster they throw out there as a 5th next week. Heavy showed it's best players to Thunder and Thunder showed most of it's best players to HEAVY and took home gold.
5. Dynasty - Same as I predicted last power rankings. Horrible management and a collection of third-tier, mediocre warbirds don't translate to the 9-1 record Exalt spoke of.
6. Sweet - Yes, sweet. But, please in the name of God stop the !add of Riverside. You guys need to trust me. He is not a TWLD calibur warbird and you have better opportunities. Whoever is adding the lines for Sweet needs to get their act together or they will risk blowing an easy schedule that includes Rape, Syne, and Dynasty for the remainder of the season and letting Sake creep in.
7. Sake - It's great that deluge and death row finally showed up to play. Really, it was a joy. Too bad it's too little and too late. Sake has to play against Quake and HEAVY which means at least two automatic losses, barring they show their top warbirds again and beat HEAVY. They'll get a freebie against Syne, but it won't be enough to lift them to a playoff seed. With their complete lack of organization and inability to have recruited players that are reliable TWLD starters it shows the ineptitude of Pascone's captain ability. Really. He lives in the past, continually citing his achievments last year, and recruiting has been players that are inactive and don't care THIS YEAR. All the blame for the complete shit show Sake has been this season falls squarely on capscone's shoulders.
8. Rape - No comment.
9. Syne - Waste of my time.
10. Disoblige - Always a joy to play against. Classy squad.
Anyways, thanks to readers like you. I will continue making this alternate thread because I believe the community deserves real, unbiased, 2D relationships aside, picks.
1. Quake - Undefeated, have some of the most dominant players in the game including several former TWLD champions and the most dominant squad when you type ?go twdd, ?go twdd2, ?go twdd3... Which usually translates into success when you change the third letter to an 'L'.
2. Pirates - Despite vys' beautiful, magnificent, fantastic ego. This squad does back it up and so does he, unless he's playing el numero uno squad, up there. They've completely slaughtered the competition and scored more than Mick Jagger on his 1970s world tour.
3. Thunder - They're starting to awaken and unrust their birds. A very dangerous squad which has the potential to threaten Quake and Pirates. This match this weekend will be very telling if Thunder is ready to play at the TWLD winning level yet.
4. HEAVY - If only their scores reflected their mouths. They lost to thunder. The difference between when Dynasty beat Thunder and when HEAVY lost to thunder is called "top lineups." The eight year old aimer of which has the mobility of a yield sign, killergt truly, didn't participate. Also, HEAVY lacks depth and relies heavily upon three players: Apok, Racka, and Izor. They don't have reliable players that can even go positive or hold their own in Annoyance and whoever it is on their largely mediocre roster they throw out there as a 5th next week. Heavy showed it's best players to Thunder and Thunder showed most of it's best players to HEAVY and took home gold.
5. Dynasty - Same as I predicted last power rankings. Horrible management and a collection of third-tier, mediocre warbirds don't translate to the 9-1 record Exalt spoke of.
6. Sweet - Yes, sweet. But, please in the name of God stop the !add of Riverside. You guys need to trust me. He is not a TWLD calibur warbird and you have better opportunities. Whoever is adding the lines for Sweet needs to get their act together or they will risk blowing an easy schedule that includes Rape, Syne, and Dynasty for the remainder of the season and letting Sake creep in.
7. Sake - It's great that deluge and death row finally showed up to play. Really, it was a joy. Too bad it's too little and too late. Sake has to play against Quake and HEAVY which means at least two automatic losses, barring they show their top warbirds again and beat HEAVY. They'll get a freebie against Syne, but it won't be enough to lift them to a playoff seed. With their complete lack of organization and inability to have recruited players that are reliable TWLD starters it shows the ineptitude of Pascone's captain ability. Really. He lives in the past, continually citing his achievments last year, and recruiting has been players that are inactive and don't care THIS YEAR. All the blame for the complete shit show Sake has been this season falls squarely on capscone's shoulders.
8. Rape - No comment.
9. Syne - Waste of my time.
10. Disoblige - Always a joy to play against. Classy squad.