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    TWLJ Week 7: Hot or Not
    Written by flared

    Hot: Fludd
    What an awful fucking week in javs. Considering all the games were more boring than watching paint dry, the reason Fludd gets the Hot award for this week is because he put up a huge score against Laser. Going 18-9, he had more than twice the number of kills of any single player from Laser. Before I wrote this, I was tempted to give dice the Hot for this week for tactically giving Pirates the win. After seeing grandmastahs, tj hazuki, Everett, and Downfall added for the game, I thought it was a joke. However, from spec, ignite’s spamming made it more than clear that if dice would have won, they were to face Thunder in the playoffs. If they were to lose, they would face Deliria in playoffs. The funny thing is, Deliria has a better record in TWLJ than Thunder does, so hopefully this deliberate loss won’t end up fucking them over.

    Honorable Mentions: DEEZ NUTS for going 13-8 against Dynasty, and not in game for going 11-7 against Disoblige, and Confluence for MVPing with 8 kills against Pirates.

    Not: cuji
    It was hard to give anybody the not award for the week because prior to the weekend, the only game I looked forward to watching was dice vs. Pirates. But, since it has to be done, I’ll give it to cuji. Yes, I know Deliria has been on fire, but with the exception of Soilderz, Disoblige had a pretty strong line in. In fact, I consider you one of the better starters, but after this week I’ll have to change my mind, 3-10 is pretty embarrassing. Well, better luck next time I guess.

    Dishonorable Mentions: Captain 24 and haunt for going 4-10 against Thunder, and the Dynasty players who let Quake’s best warbird dominate them in their own ship.
    Gun remembers.

  • #2
    i am starter x.x
    https://soundcloud.com/annux-1/annux-relief

    1:Wah!!>THE WAY I FEEL FOR YOUUU HOHOHOHOOH OHOHO
    1:Wah!!>OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOHH
    1:Wah!!>I dont worry cause
    1:soild <ZH>>EVERYHTINGS GONNA BE ARLIGFHT
    1:Wah!!>people keep on talking
    1:soild>they can say what they like
    1:Wah!!>ALL I know is:
    1:soild>EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

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    • #3
      I don't understand the logic behind the intentional loss. Not only did they sacrifice an undefeated season and the momentum it gives while going into the playoffs, they are going to end up playing Pirates or Thunder most likely in the semi finals anyway, so why are they delaying the inevitable. Also, the likelihood a squad shows it's best players increases with the round. i.e. you're more likely to show your best stuff in the semi-finals, or finals, rather than the quarter finals simply due to the magnitude of the match.

      But, what do you expect when Dice has captains with squirrel poo for brains?

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      • #4
        All those players were left/axed for dices lineup in that week vs thunder. Though that LJ game was pretty fun..
        TWLD Champion 2014
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        TWDTB Champion 2017
        TWDTB Champion 2019.. my last one.
        -tj hazuki/hazuki :wub:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ignite ignite View Post
          I don't understand the logic behind the intentional loss. Not only did they sacrifice an undefeated season and the momentum it gives while going into the playoffs, they are going to end up playing Pirates or Thunder most likely in the semi finals anyway, so why are they delaying the inevitable. Also, the likelihood a squad shows it's best players increases with the round. i.e. you're more likely to show your best stuff in the semi-finals, or finals, rather than the quarter finals simply due to the magnitude of the match.

          But, what do you expect when Dice has captains with squirrel poo for brains?
          by losing against pirates we face deliria in semi's which is pretty much a free road to the finals? So why take the hard road when we can take the easy one?

          Stupid Fuck.
          DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
          DICE TWLB SEASON 10 CHAMP
          DICE TWLB SEASON 11 CHAMP
          DICE TWLB SEASON 13 CHAMP
          DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 15 CHAMP
          DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 16 CHAMP

          1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
          1:waven> is if im going to prison
          1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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          • #6
            yo bredgin, if u lose to deliria..
            (Steadman)>they went out drinking... ogron siaxis and siaxis gf
            (Steadman)>apparently ogron is EXTREMELY morbidly obese and ridiculously sweaty
            (Steadman)>and he spend the entire night being awkward and staring at siaxis gf
            (Steadman)>and after that they did not meet up again...

            Iron Survivor> you missed something in your sig. he also smells like cheese

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Draft View Post
              yo bredgin, when u lose to deliria..
              fixed.
              Originally posted by Tone
              It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
              Originally posted by the_paul
              Gargle battery acid fuckface
              Originally posted by Material Girl
              I tried downloading a soundcard

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              • #8
                lol phiz I might play this 1vs5 real talk. Show these cocky newbies how horrible they really are.
                DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
                DICE TWLB SEASON 10 CHAMP
                DICE TWLB SEASON 11 CHAMP
                DICE TWLB SEASON 13 CHAMP
                DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 15 CHAMP
                DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 16 CHAMP

                1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
                1:waven> is if im going to prison
                1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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                • #9
                  you have to beat everyone to be the champ
                  4:DEEZ NUTS> geio hopefully u smoke ur last cig right now
                  4:Geio> yo wont ever happen again
                  4:Geio> DEEZ?
                  4:Geio> LOLOL
                  4:DEEZ NUTS> LOL
                  4:scoop> cant tell if deez was trying to be a good influence or telling him to die LOL
                  4:spirit> LOL
                  4:Geio> LOLOL THINK HE TOLD ME TO DIE
                  4:Geio> FUCKING DICKHEAD

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Scoop View Post
                    you have to beat everyone to be the champ
                    how would you know? you never won
                    DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
                    DICE TWLB SEASON 10 CHAMP
                    DICE TWLB SEASON 11 CHAMP
                    DICE TWLB SEASON 13 CHAMP
                    DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 15 CHAMP
                    DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 16 CHAMP

                    1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
                    1:waven> is if im going to prison
                    1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by megaman89 View Post
                      how would you know? you never won
                      plob told me hawknose.
                      4:DEEZ NUTS> geio hopefully u smoke ur last cig right now
                      4:Geio> yo wont ever happen again
                      4:Geio> DEEZ?
                      4:Geio> LOLOL
                      4:DEEZ NUTS> LOL
                      4:scoop> cant tell if deez was trying to be a good influence or telling him to die LOL
                      4:spirit> LOL
                      4:Geio> LOLOL THINK HE TOLD ME TO DIE
                      4:Geio> FUCKING DICKHEAD

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                      • #12
                        When this was 1st braught up on dice chat i was also against it, I also thought whats diff, round 1, or finals u still gotta play/beat them. Then when u realy think about it like eggman89 said, why not take the "easier" route in our minds which is a team who was realy never in the playoffs in the past and who we beat pretty easily week 1 without our best jav in Eggman89 even playing.
                        _o_2NASRALLAH

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                        • #13
                          deliria is filled with players who have played in playoffs.
                          1:CrazyKillah> oder if i olny knew u irl u would be dead and i would be in jail

                          menomena> did you get to see the end of the steelers greenbay game though
                          JAMAL> yeah you dumb fat faggot, was good ending

                          1:Cape> Why did u axe req
                          1:cripple> I'm very religious, and my new years revolution was to make this squad a better one, so I kept with my resolution and axed req.
                          http://big-dicked.mybrute.com/

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                          • #14
                            Rofl megaman. Havent heard of anything like this before and it amuses me. Thanks to you I found my motivation to play this game again. See you in the playoffs, newbie.

                            -Cross-
                            1:vys> yo Pure_Luck already told me that i'd be ZH one day when deluge is sysop and method owns TW

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                            • #15
                              I think you guys just lost the momentum you could have had to steamroll the playoffs. It's not going to be an easier route, you probably made it tougher on yourselves. I can't wait to see though.

                              Go Thunder!

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