Before you read and get upset, I don't really pay attention to people's starting lineups so don't cry if I forgot to mention you.
1. Dice #4xchamps lineup: cape/blahhy./dirty indian - terrs cripple/stayon/mikes/paska/necro/gazo/myself - top tier spids cig/a2m/dwop/lf/riske/vys/nethervoid/jesska/sandie/everyone else I forgot/then tab - sharks
Like every season, we have the best lineup year after year. The big problem we always have are people not showing (mattey), people skipping playoff games because of nascar races (a2m), and laggots (stayon) which seems to always bite us in our asses. This season we have plenty of depth at every position and I don't see us having a problem beating any squad out there with our top lineup on. Look for blahhy. to eventually become our starting terr because people like cape and chief utsav tend to suicide a lot (it's in their blood). Look for crip to put up big numbers all season and for vys to beg to play and me telling him to stfu. Also if any squad needs a spider, we are looking to trade kesser for a bag of rice or your best offer.
2. Penetrate #wannabedicers lineup: cintra/?/ - terrs zhou/trasher/tsumetai/turmio/pavement?/bacon?/? -spids veloce/fermata/? - sharks
The defending champs and 2x twlb champs can't be taken lightly anymore. I have nothing bad to say about these guys other than the fact that I've heard you use Teamspeak during twlb matches (nerds). Do you speak english or chinese since it looks like 6 or 7 of your starters are asian? Look for pene to be in the finals against us or semi's depending how serious we take the regular season. Looks like their could be lacking depth if they are missing a few starters but I could be wrong because I don't know half the aliases on their roster.
3. Pandora #therunnerups lineup: tim/? – terrs renzi/zung/baffling/lionheart/sarger/? – spids vati/ph – sharks
If you got a medal for being a runner up their roster would be a lot more colorful. They do however have 2 starters that have twlb medals in renzi and ph (both won on dice, gg). This squad has literally no depth at all when I look at their roster. If they have a bad showing where they are missing 3 or 4 starters, watch out. I expect the ph/vati combo to be lethal, mostly ph because he is an ex dicer and ex champion which automatically means he is better than vati. I’m also worried that they might be missing their key spider all season long in renzi. This guy is a total gym rat and brings his laptop to the gym and plays ss inbetween sets, if he flexes once while in that tiny gym of his…goodbye laptop.
4. Sage #tryhardswhofailinbothspaceshipsandirl lineup: diakka/zizu - terrs glav/spikey/M_M/squall/hellkite/ -spids mene/mattey/? – sharks
Sage used to be a nice and peaceful euro squad that everybody liked until the troll gang joined. The invasion of people such as diakka/mene/squall/glav into their squad reminded me the most of Halo. Anyone remember The Flood? They were a bunch of ugly and mutated monsters that invaded whatever planet master chief was on, their invasion into sage reminds me of The Flood. Also mene is an actual troll irl for those of you who don’t know. My advice for anybody who matches up with these guys in the playoffs: find what bridge mene protects and blow it up. Word on the street is that their whole gang likes to play spaceships together, so you will take out most of their starting lineup.
5. Thunder #vetswhostillcan’tbase lineup: maketso/raples – terrs ro/turban/hulk/kian/ease – spids myth/joe_/vio – sharks
For all the years ease has played you’d think he would become somewhat decent at basing or at least make it to the playoffs for once, maybe this year it can happen. They really don’t have a bad lineup when you look at their roster except for in the terr department. Once maketso dies a few times in a row he tends to slit his wrists mid game, causing blood to drip onto his keyboard thus making it very slippery and causing him to fly very poorly. I personally think thunder would be better off benching ease in lb games. I dueled this guy plenty of times in spider and if his 1 vs 1 skills are the same as his basing skills he is a huge cancer to his squad, just like Charlie V. on the pistons. They can make some noise if they have the right lineup on, watch out for them.
6. Spastic #cavaliers lineup: P_L – terr jamal/rucci/schope/ri$e/undercut/?/? – spids stabwound/the_paul – sharks
Looking at spastic’s roster truly makes me sad. It was where great players such as myself/stayon/mikes all started our basing careers much like lebron in cleveland. Then once we got elite and made new friends who were also elite, we left our old squad in the dust and went on to win multiple titles just like the heat will most likely do. Spastic is lacking active players which will be their downfall and I don’t see them doing much this season. Jamal will do his thing but that’s about it, Rucci has never been the same since he opened his mouth up to me and I beat him 10-0 in a spider duel.
7. Disoblige #drunkeuros lineup: thix – terr enda/remu/jerome/bram/da1/whoever is active – spids soilderz/mantra/set it off – sharks
Not much to say about diso. They can be a solid squad if they have the right people show but I don’t see that happening. Their best players are MIA or drunk 24/7 like bram/da1/mantra but if they show they can pull off an upset if the other squad has a bad showing.
8. Hit #domisikaandnobodyelse lineup: domi/sika –terrs spids and sharks
Only put these guys #8 because they have domi and sika. If they have them both spid with bender and raidar they can easily overpower the lower tier squads like a-s/diso/paladen. If they find 2 sharks that are slightly above average with those 4 spids then they can most likely beat spastic and possibly give thunder a run for their money depending who they show. Their chances in lb all depend on domi and sika, period.
9. Anti-Scrub #joinacontenderalreadybrookus lineup: brookus – terr solacer/sprained/teh super/omega red/epic li – spids ephemeral/downfall – sharks
Sad to see brookus terring his heart out every bd only to lose 99% of the time due to the horrible team around him. It’s time for brook to cut the coord on a-s and join a contender to make a run at another title. There is no way any squad has a shot at winning when they have someone sharking for them like ephemeral. This guy is around 50 years old now and has the reflexes of a sloth, if any squad has trouble breaking their cram just use a jav.
10. Paladen #goodluck lineup: I don’t know 99% of their roster so I won’t even try
Goodluck in TWLB.
11. Sweet #LOL lineup: They didn’t make TWLB.
LOL YOU GUYS DIDN’T QUALIFY, gg river.
1. Dice #4xchamps lineup: cape/blahhy./dirty indian - terrs cripple/stayon/mikes/paska/necro/gazo/myself - top tier spids cig/a2m/dwop/lf/riske/vys/nethervoid/jesska/sandie/everyone else I forgot/then tab - sharks
Like every season, we have the best lineup year after year. The big problem we always have are people not showing (mattey), people skipping playoff games because of nascar races (a2m), and laggots (stayon) which seems to always bite us in our asses. This season we have plenty of depth at every position and I don't see us having a problem beating any squad out there with our top lineup on. Look for blahhy. to eventually become our starting terr because people like cape and chief utsav tend to suicide a lot (it's in their blood). Look for crip to put up big numbers all season and for vys to beg to play and me telling him to stfu. Also if any squad needs a spider, we are looking to trade kesser for a bag of rice or your best offer.
2. Penetrate #wannabedicers lineup: cintra/?/ - terrs zhou/trasher/tsumetai/turmio/pavement?/bacon?/? -spids veloce/fermata/? - sharks
The defending champs and 2x twlb champs can't be taken lightly anymore. I have nothing bad to say about these guys other than the fact that I've heard you use Teamspeak during twlb matches (nerds). Do you speak english or chinese since it looks like 6 or 7 of your starters are asian? Look for pene to be in the finals against us or semi's depending how serious we take the regular season. Looks like their could be lacking depth if they are missing a few starters but I could be wrong because I don't know half the aliases on their roster.
3. Pandora #therunnerups lineup: tim/? – terrs renzi/zung/baffling/lionheart/sarger/? – spids vati/ph – sharks
If you got a medal for being a runner up their roster would be a lot more colorful. They do however have 2 starters that have twlb medals in renzi and ph (both won on dice, gg). This squad has literally no depth at all when I look at their roster. If they have a bad showing where they are missing 3 or 4 starters, watch out. I expect the ph/vati combo to be lethal, mostly ph because he is an ex dicer and ex champion which automatically means he is better than vati. I’m also worried that they might be missing their key spider all season long in renzi. This guy is a total gym rat and brings his laptop to the gym and plays ss inbetween sets, if he flexes once while in that tiny gym of his…goodbye laptop.
4. Sage #tryhardswhofailinbothspaceshipsandirl lineup: diakka/zizu - terrs glav/spikey/M_M/squall/hellkite/ -spids mene/mattey/? – sharks
Sage used to be a nice and peaceful euro squad that everybody liked until the troll gang joined. The invasion of people such as diakka/mene/squall/glav into their squad reminded me the most of Halo. Anyone remember The Flood? They were a bunch of ugly and mutated monsters that invaded whatever planet master chief was on, their invasion into sage reminds me of The Flood. Also mene is an actual troll irl for those of you who don’t know. My advice for anybody who matches up with these guys in the playoffs: find what bridge mene protects and blow it up. Word on the street is that their whole gang likes to play spaceships together, so you will take out most of their starting lineup.
5. Thunder #vetswhostillcan’tbase lineup: maketso/raples – terrs ro/turban/hulk/kian/ease – spids myth/joe_/vio – sharks
For all the years ease has played you’d think he would become somewhat decent at basing or at least make it to the playoffs for once, maybe this year it can happen. They really don’t have a bad lineup when you look at their roster except for in the terr department. Once maketso dies a few times in a row he tends to slit his wrists mid game, causing blood to drip onto his keyboard thus making it very slippery and causing him to fly very poorly. I personally think thunder would be better off benching ease in lb games. I dueled this guy plenty of times in spider and if his 1 vs 1 skills are the same as his basing skills he is a huge cancer to his squad, just like Charlie V. on the pistons. They can make some noise if they have the right lineup on, watch out for them.
6. Spastic #cavaliers lineup: P_L – terr jamal/rucci/schope/ri$e/undercut/?/? – spids stabwound/the_paul – sharks
Looking at spastic’s roster truly makes me sad. It was where great players such as myself/stayon/mikes all started our basing careers much like lebron in cleveland. Then once we got elite and made new friends who were also elite, we left our old squad in the dust and went on to win multiple titles just like the heat will most likely do. Spastic is lacking active players which will be their downfall and I don’t see them doing much this season. Jamal will do his thing but that’s about it, Rucci has never been the same since he opened his mouth up to me and I beat him 10-0 in a spider duel.
7. Disoblige #drunkeuros lineup: thix – terr enda/remu/jerome/bram/da1/whoever is active – spids soilderz/mantra/set it off – sharks
Not much to say about diso. They can be a solid squad if they have the right people show but I don’t see that happening. Their best players are MIA or drunk 24/7 like bram/da1/mantra but if they show they can pull off an upset if the other squad has a bad showing.
8. Hit #domisikaandnobodyelse lineup: domi/sika –terrs spids and sharks
Only put these guys #8 because they have domi and sika. If they have them both spid with bender and raidar they can easily overpower the lower tier squads like a-s/diso/paladen. If they find 2 sharks that are slightly above average with those 4 spids then they can most likely beat spastic and possibly give thunder a run for their money depending who they show. Their chances in lb all depend on domi and sika, period.
9. Anti-Scrub #joinacontenderalreadybrookus lineup: brookus – terr solacer/sprained/teh super/omega red/epic li – spids ephemeral/downfall – sharks
Sad to see brookus terring his heart out every bd only to lose 99% of the time due to the horrible team around him. It’s time for brook to cut the coord on a-s and join a contender to make a run at another title. There is no way any squad has a shot at winning when they have someone sharking for them like ephemeral. This guy is around 50 years old now and has the reflexes of a sloth, if any squad has trouble breaking their cram just use a jav.
10. Paladen #goodluck lineup: I don’t know 99% of their roster so I won’t even try
Goodluck in TWLB.
11. Sweet #LOL lineup: They didn’t make TWLB.
LOL YOU GUYS DIDN’T QUALIFY, gg river.
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