Another installment, folks. Let's waste no time. Apart from me telling you that the Game of Thrones finale is on tonight! Yesssss.
DyNasty vs. hit (Game of the Week)
50 - 42
MVP: Cross
Good game to start the week off, as DyNasty was down by 7 at one point but pulled it together to come back and win 50-42. DyNasty this week was led by Cross and Let, who combined for a 25-13 record, which basically put them over the edge along with a solid sub from Cloth. Heisman and siaxis dropped 10 each for hit as Dynasty is out to show that they shouldn't be counted out of this yet. Props to Madara for staying confident in the idea of Dynasty coming back by spamming DYNASTY CUMBAK every 5 seconds in spec.
Interview with Cross
Cross> sir spider allow interview
Sir Spider> cross i look like cres
Sir Spider> cross u droppin bombs on hit today, what that feel like
Cross> i was playin with them for first 5mins
Cross> just laughin how terrible siaxis was
Cross> dont think guy is ok rite now
Sir Spider> cross u guys vsin asians next week, u gonna keep them from gettin first win?
Cross> yis
Cross> we are on a winning streak rite now
Cross> theres nothing that can stop us
Heisman> dyn pushin to make playoffs
Cross> thank god ravage found a new job so he doesnt add himself anymore
Cross> we have chance to win games
Sir Spider> loool
Heisman> lool
Sir Spider> got anything else to add?
Cross> yis i would like to tell ease 2 take her headband off for once
Sir Spider> was not aware ease vs headband
Cross> guy drawing tactics n sending em via email 2 squadmembers
Sir Spider> goin 2 write dis in journal
Teemo> yis i haf proof of this
dicE vs. Sweet
34 - 50
MVP: Engineers!
Predictions on the TWL website have Sweet winning. As in, all of them. All 2 of them. At least they actually won so the people who care about predictions will be happy. Sweet picked up a 50-34 victory over dice today, with Engineers of all people leading the way with 13 kills. Good job, bro. Others performing well for Sweet include Jones and Riverside, who goes + for first time this TWL. am proud of u bro <3. For dice, well, Unabled put up a 10 spot. That about sums them up, as vys put up lousy enough numbers to get subbed out and the rest of their team really didn't do much of anything of note.
Interview with Engineers
Sir Spider> engie
Engineers> sup
Sir Spider> ty 4 put me in top 20
Engineers> lol of course
Sir Spider> now allow dis intaview
Engineers> o
Sir Spider> seems like you either suck or MVP for sweet. this gonna be a trend?
Engineers> yep
Sir Spider> will note that
Sir Spider> how riverside feel to finally go + in twl
Engineers> yo riverside's a fgt
Sir Spider> ?
Engineers> he will pretend to team with you
Engineers> and then fly off in a different direction
Engineers> and then say "ez" when you die
Engineers> what kind of person does that
Sir Spider> lool sounds like a douche
Sir Spider> you guys vsin dx next week, how u gonna cope with cresaq and sir raazi
Engineers> gonna break my heart to play agaist my favorite players
fermion77> nice political answer
Sir Spider> da fk
Sir Spider> hu dis guy
Sir Spider> ?squad fermion77
Squad:
Sir Spider> o
Sir Spider> afk
Engineers> i will pay my respects every time i kill cres
Sir Spider> gud
Sir Spider> it only fitting for cres 2.0 to do dis
Engineers> haha yeah
Sir Spider> anything else to say?
Engineers> gg to dice tho was a fun match
Engineers> and hopefully i wont suck shit anymore this season
7:Engineers> lol i vsed u hard riverside
7:Riverside> watchu say
7:Engineers> mm that you only meant well
7:Riverside> well ofc you did
Fierce vs. Penetrate
50 - 23
MVP: DEEZ NUTS!
Well, if you were gonna watch a game at 3:30 Eastern time this week, it would have been this one. Mainly because the other one didn't happen (more on that in a bit). Fierce did what Fierce does and steamrolled the lesser squad, winning 50-23. DEEZ NUTS led their scoring with 14, with skepsis putting up 13 and scoop going 9-0 for this season's first LD ace. Congrats to them. For Penetrate, Sir Spider led the scoring with 8 kills because he decided to sui for rec at the end like a boss. Cres quit TWLD for the 5th week in a row after he was subbed out at 1-5.
Quote of the Week:
1:Cres> everytime 5 bullets coming at us
1:Cres> from diff angles
1:Raazi> cuz everyone bunch up like retards
1:Raazi> had rasaq smelling my ass most game
Interview with scoop
Sir Spider> scoop
Sir Spider> gotta interfiew u
Sir Spider> u rdy 4 this
Cres> Sir Spider> am doing HoN
Cres> ^
scoop> lol k
Sir Spider> congrats on gettin an ace. how this feel 4 u
scoop> same ole shit just a different day
zidane> ?
Cres> about 2 write 9-0 on my abs n take pic
Sir Spider> zidane u done interrupting dis
scoop> nah but really its cool I guess i just wish i had gotten 1 more kill
Sir Spider> da fk is wrong with apok how that guy go - vs dx is he okay
Sir Spider> apok can answer dis 2 if he wish
Cres> my only kill
Cres> was apok
Raazi> LOL
scoop> Apok> gonna play this match one handed and see how I do, bet I can still break even
Cres> was r3
Cres> LOL
scoop> I guess I won the bet $
scoop> he was doing his thing luring the whole time though, he shows up in the biggest matches when it really counts
Sir Spider> u guys playin epidemic next week. u think they even gonna show up
scoop> Man honestly it doesnt matter if they show up or not, the result should be the same unless we have an epic meltdown
Sir Spider> ye dat tru
Sir Spider> any final words
scoop> miss me now ease? afk
Asians vs. Epidemic
50 - 0 (Forfeit)
MVP: qpr! (he's MVP in my heart)
This game was so amazing it didn't happen. Epidemic forfeited this week. I really don't have to say any more than that, now, do I?
Gonna pull an Epidemic for the interview here and not bother to do it. Sorry, Oranje, maybe if you were online right after the game I would have done it but you decided to (evildeed) me like you (trancetunes) your team.
Thunder vs. Paladen
50 - 37
MVP: Mythril!
As many of us expected, the final game of the week came down to Thunder beating Paladen by a score of 50-37. To break things down for Paladen, Jessup put up 12 kills in vain as he was the only player to put up a positive score for Pala in this one. Meanwhile, a two pronged attack from game MVP Mythril (14-8) and Burnt (13-6) were enough to shut down Paladen and hand them their 4th loss. Perhaps if the flag jupe in their BD weren't so fresh on their minds they would have performed better. Something deep down inside kinda makes me doubt that, though.
Interview with Madara
Sir Spider> Madara!
Sir Spider> Gonna interview you
Madara> o
Madara> continue
Teemo> haf u vs my bear tibbirs
Madara> ?
Madara> haf u seen my bear tibbirs!!1
Cres> stfu annie
Madara> want 2 play 2 it'll b fun ^______^
Sir Spider> You had huge sub this game to end it, how this feel?
Madara> feels gr8 that ease finally allow me 2 display my skills
struck> yo spider
struck> cud u fucking interview me
1:Sir Spider> looooooool y struck so furious
struck> i just subbed her an went 2-1
1:Madara> rofl
Sir Spider> Madara who was the imposter playing on your name at start of game
Madara> ?
Sir Spider> saw him go 3-8 and thought 'that not rainbow playin'
Sir Spider> y u get ur cat to play ld
Madara> ye beam play on my computer remote PC
Sir Spider> o
Sir Spider> makes sense enough
Madara> ye beam 30 yrs old
Madara> he lives thru me
Madara> ^__^
Sir Spider> you guys playin dice next week u gonna get to start?
Madara> ye i expect my strong performance this week 2 carry over
Sir Spider> hope so, thunder need u 2 step up big time
Sir Spider> got tough stretch ahid
Sir Spider> any last words
Sir Spider> ?
Annie> paladen terrible
Zyphen> Thuner has best bench in game
Fludd> ^
Zyphen> we got heated benches
Madara> ye zyphen and anni r goin 2 six flags this weekend!!!!!!!!1
Zyphen> flat screen tv
Annie> LOL
Annie> yo
Mythril> true i think zyph maxes out at 325
Zyphen> skype with personal headsets
Annie> when we gonna go
Sir Spider> y madara too busy playin with bear tibbirs to give good answer
Hot of the Week: Cross (13-4)
Honorable Mentions: Engineers (13-6), Jones (12-7), DEEZ NUTS (14-6), Skepsis (13-6), Mythril (14-8), Burnt (13-6)
Simply put, Cross put up the big numbers in the closest game of the week, and that's pretty much enough to give him the Hot of the Week. Everyone else listed put up some good games themselves, though, and deserve the mentions.
Not of the Week: Epidemic
Dishonorable Mentions: Dishonorable (1-6, subbed out), Slaughter (3-8, subbed out), Dak (2-7, subbed out), Cres/Zath (combined 1-10), Duclover (1-6, subbed out)
Back to putting entire squads as the Not of the Week, and for Epidemic, it's their 2nd appearance here. And they're only here because they didn't actually play today. Yup. A forfeit.
2:Rasaq> it's like wherever paky goes that squad if officially cursed with being inactive
Week 5 Standings
1) Fierce (5-0)
1) Thunder (5-0)
3) dice (3-2)
3) hit (3-2)
5) DyNasty (2-3)
5) Penetrate (2-3)
5) Sweet (2-3)
8) ASIANS (1-4)
8) Paladen (1-4)
10) Epidemic (1-4)
Week 6 features
Thunder vs Dice
Sweet vs Penetrate
Paladen vs hit
Fierce vs Epidemic
DyNasty vs ASIANS
Good luck to all teams!
DyNasty vs. hit (Game of the Week)
50 - 42
MVP: Cross
Good game to start the week off, as DyNasty was down by 7 at one point but pulled it together to come back and win 50-42. DyNasty this week was led by Cross and Let, who combined for a 25-13 record, which basically put them over the edge along with a solid sub from Cloth. Heisman and siaxis dropped 10 each for hit as Dynasty is out to show that they shouldn't be counted out of this yet. Props to Madara for staying confident in the idea of Dynasty coming back by spamming DYNASTY CUMBAK every 5 seconds in spec.
Interview with Cross
Cross> sir spider allow interview
Sir Spider> cross i look like cres
Sir Spider> cross u droppin bombs on hit today, what that feel like
Cross> i was playin with them for first 5mins
Cross> just laughin how terrible siaxis was
Cross> dont think guy is ok rite now
Sir Spider> cross u guys vsin asians next week, u gonna keep them from gettin first win?
Cross> yis
Cross> we are on a winning streak rite now
Cross> theres nothing that can stop us
Heisman> dyn pushin to make playoffs
Cross> thank god ravage found a new job so he doesnt add himself anymore
Cross> we have chance to win games
Sir Spider> loool
Heisman> lool
Sir Spider> got anything else to add?
Cross> yis i would like to tell ease 2 take her headband off for once
Sir Spider> was not aware ease vs headband
Cross> guy drawing tactics n sending em via email 2 squadmembers
Sir Spider> goin 2 write dis in journal
Teemo> yis i haf proof of this
dicE vs. Sweet
34 - 50
MVP: Engineers!
Predictions on the TWL website have Sweet winning. As in, all of them. All 2 of them. At least they actually won so the people who care about predictions will be happy. Sweet picked up a 50-34 victory over dice today, with Engineers of all people leading the way with 13 kills. Good job, bro. Others performing well for Sweet include Jones and Riverside, who goes + for first time this TWL. am proud of u bro <3. For dice, well, Unabled put up a 10 spot. That about sums them up, as vys put up lousy enough numbers to get subbed out and the rest of their team really didn't do much of anything of note.
Interview with Engineers
Sir Spider> engie
Engineers> sup
Sir Spider> ty 4 put me in top 20
Engineers> lol of course
Sir Spider> now allow dis intaview
Engineers> o
Sir Spider> seems like you either suck or MVP for sweet. this gonna be a trend?
Engineers> yep
Sir Spider> will note that
Sir Spider> how riverside feel to finally go + in twl
Engineers> yo riverside's a fgt
Sir Spider> ?
Engineers> he will pretend to team with you
Engineers> and then fly off in a different direction
Engineers> and then say "ez" when you die
Engineers> what kind of person does that
Sir Spider> lool sounds like a douche
Sir Spider> you guys vsin dx next week, how u gonna cope with cresaq and sir raazi
Engineers> gonna break my heart to play agaist my favorite players
fermion77> nice political answer
Sir Spider> da fk
Sir Spider> hu dis guy
Sir Spider> ?squad fermion77
Squad:
Sir Spider> o
Sir Spider> afk
Engineers> i will pay my respects every time i kill cres
Sir Spider> gud
Sir Spider> it only fitting for cres 2.0 to do dis
Engineers> haha yeah
Sir Spider> anything else to say?
Engineers> gg to dice tho was a fun match
Engineers> and hopefully i wont suck shit anymore this season
7:Engineers> lol i vsed u hard riverside
7:Riverside> watchu say
7:Engineers> mm that you only meant well
7:Riverside> well ofc you did
Fierce vs. Penetrate
50 - 23
MVP: DEEZ NUTS!
Well, if you were gonna watch a game at 3:30 Eastern time this week, it would have been this one. Mainly because the other one didn't happen (more on that in a bit). Fierce did what Fierce does and steamrolled the lesser squad, winning 50-23. DEEZ NUTS led their scoring with 14, with skepsis putting up 13 and scoop going 9-0 for this season's first LD ace. Congrats to them. For Penetrate, Sir Spider led the scoring with 8 kills because he decided to sui for rec at the end like a boss. Cres quit TWLD for the 5th week in a row after he was subbed out at 1-5.
Quote of the Week:
1:Cres> everytime 5 bullets coming at us
1:Cres> from diff angles
1:Raazi> cuz everyone bunch up like retards
1:Raazi> had rasaq smelling my ass most game
Interview with scoop
Sir Spider> scoop
Sir Spider> gotta interfiew u
Sir Spider> u rdy 4 this
Cres> Sir Spider> am doing HoN
Cres> ^
scoop> lol k
Sir Spider> congrats on gettin an ace. how this feel 4 u
scoop> same ole shit just a different day
zidane> ?
Cres> about 2 write 9-0 on my abs n take pic
Sir Spider> zidane u done interrupting dis
scoop> nah but really its cool I guess i just wish i had gotten 1 more kill
Sir Spider> da fk is wrong with apok how that guy go - vs dx is he okay
Sir Spider> apok can answer dis 2 if he wish
Cres> my only kill
Cres> was apok
Raazi> LOL
scoop> Apok> gonna play this match one handed and see how I do, bet I can still break even
Cres> was r3
Cres> LOL
scoop> I guess I won the bet $
scoop> he was doing his thing luring the whole time though, he shows up in the biggest matches when it really counts
Sir Spider> u guys playin epidemic next week. u think they even gonna show up
scoop> Man honestly it doesnt matter if they show up or not, the result should be the same unless we have an epic meltdown
Sir Spider> ye dat tru
Sir Spider> any final words
scoop> miss me now ease? afk
Asians vs. Epidemic
50 - 0 (Forfeit)
MVP: qpr! (he's MVP in my heart)
This game was so amazing it didn't happen. Epidemic forfeited this week. I really don't have to say any more than that, now, do I?
Gonna pull an Epidemic for the interview here and not bother to do it. Sorry, Oranje, maybe if you were online right after the game I would have done it but you decided to (evildeed) me like you (trancetunes) your team.
Thunder vs. Paladen
50 - 37
MVP: Mythril!
As many of us expected, the final game of the week came down to Thunder beating Paladen by a score of 50-37. To break things down for Paladen, Jessup put up 12 kills in vain as he was the only player to put up a positive score for Pala in this one. Meanwhile, a two pronged attack from game MVP Mythril (14-8) and Burnt (13-6) were enough to shut down Paladen and hand them their 4th loss. Perhaps if the flag jupe in their BD weren't so fresh on their minds they would have performed better. Something deep down inside kinda makes me doubt that, though.
Interview with Madara
Sir Spider> Madara!
Sir Spider> Gonna interview you
Madara> o
Madara> continue
Teemo> haf u vs my bear tibbirs
Madara> ?
Madara> haf u seen my bear tibbirs!!1
Cres> stfu annie
Madara> want 2 play 2 it'll b fun ^______^
Sir Spider> You had huge sub this game to end it, how this feel?
Madara> feels gr8 that ease finally allow me 2 display my skills
struck> yo spider
struck> cud u fucking interview me
1:Sir Spider> looooooool y struck so furious
struck> i just subbed her an went 2-1
1:Madara> rofl
Sir Spider> Madara who was the imposter playing on your name at start of game
Madara> ?
Sir Spider> saw him go 3-8 and thought 'that not rainbow playin'
Sir Spider> y u get ur cat to play ld
Madara> ye beam play on my computer remote PC
Sir Spider> o
Sir Spider> makes sense enough
Madara> ye beam 30 yrs old
Madara> he lives thru me
Madara> ^__^
Sir Spider> you guys playin dice next week u gonna get to start?
Madara> ye i expect my strong performance this week 2 carry over
Sir Spider> hope so, thunder need u 2 step up big time
Sir Spider> got tough stretch ahid
Sir Spider> any last words
Sir Spider> ?
Annie> paladen terrible
Zyphen> Thuner has best bench in game
Fludd> ^
Zyphen> we got heated benches
Madara> ye zyphen and anni r goin 2 six flags this weekend!!!!!!!!1
Zyphen> flat screen tv
Annie> LOL
Annie> yo
Mythril> true i think zyph maxes out at 325
Zyphen> skype with personal headsets
Annie> when we gonna go
Sir Spider> y madara too busy playin with bear tibbirs to give good answer
Hot of the Week: Cross (13-4)
Honorable Mentions: Engineers (13-6), Jones (12-7), DEEZ NUTS (14-6), Skepsis (13-6), Mythril (14-8), Burnt (13-6)
Simply put, Cross put up the big numbers in the closest game of the week, and that's pretty much enough to give him the Hot of the Week. Everyone else listed put up some good games themselves, though, and deserve the mentions.
Not of the Week: Epidemic
Dishonorable Mentions: Dishonorable (1-6, subbed out), Slaughter (3-8, subbed out), Dak (2-7, subbed out), Cres/Zath (combined 1-10), Duclover (1-6, subbed out)
Back to putting entire squads as the Not of the Week, and for Epidemic, it's their 2nd appearance here. And they're only here because they didn't actually play today. Yup. A forfeit.
2:Rasaq> it's like wherever paky goes that squad if officially cursed with being inactive
Week 5 Standings
1) Fierce (5-0)
1) Thunder (5-0)
3) dice (3-2)
3) hit (3-2)
5) DyNasty (2-3)
5) Penetrate (2-3)
5) Sweet (2-3)
8) ASIANS (1-4)
8) Paladen (1-4)
10) Epidemic (1-4)
Week 6 features
Thunder vs Dice
Sweet vs Penetrate
Paladen vs hit
Fierce vs Epidemic
DyNasty vs ASIANS
Good luck to all teams!
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