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  • The TWLD Season 15 Week 9 Hot or Not Thread Where Warbirds Matter.

    Don't feel like reading? Cool! I've recorded an audio version of this week's Hot or Not, as I will also be doing for the playoffs, and it can be heard here: http://soundcloud.com/dirtclaw/twld-...-week-9-hot-or


    Who made it to the playoffs? Who gets sent packing? All this and more is determined today, as it's the final week of the TWLD regular season, and 3 out of 5 matches have potential playoff implications, with another one determining the #1 overall seed. So, if you couldn't tell already, this week is huge for a ton of reasons. That said, let's take a look at how things went.



    Thunder vs. Fierce
    50 - 37
    MVP: Mythril!


    A possible look at the TWLD Finals kicks off the final week of TWLD Season 15, as Thunder and Fierce square off. Fierce looks to stay undefeated in this, while Thunder, with a win, would take the #1 seed and, with a loss, will probably have to play an extra playoff game. Some interesting playing choices from Fierce and a beastly game from Mythril gave Thunder a 13 point win today. Mythril put up 15 kills and led the way for Thunder to end Fierce's undefeated run before the playoffs. Ease also put up 11 kills for Thunder. For Fierce, DEEZ NUTS and scoop put up the big scores, while Apok and Rule, with their 3-10 and 4-10, pretty much tanked it for Fierce today. Regardless, with Thunder's win, both teams now get a week off. Maybe that was the plan all along...


    Interview with Mythril


    6:Sir Spider> mythril u done rage fuckin these nerds
    Rasaq> sweet hoping to be the seattle seahawks
    Rasaq> LOOOOOOOOL AFK
    Sir Spider> afk
    6:Mythril> lol
    6:Sir Spider> how it feel bro, you got da numba 1 seed
    6:Sir Spider> target is on your back now
    6:Mythril> feels good since i'm gonna be on vacation for week 1 of playoffs
    6:Mythril> and hop[efully sweet gets knocked out
    6:Sir Spider> yeah well you're not even playing in the first week of playoffs so
    6:Mythril> so fierce plays dice and we play someone terrible
    6:Mythril> we would have been #3 seed
    6:Sir Spider> sweet might not even make playoffs
    6:Sir Spider> sika online for hit
    6:Sir Spider> game ova
    6:Sir Spider> might not be the wb he used to be but its asians
    6:Sir Spider> so
    6:Mythril> sika owned in jav
    6:siaxis> o yeah eh
    6:Mythril> he'll be fine in wb
    6:Sir Spider> ye
    6:Sir Spider> well ty for interview and good luck in playoffs and fuck many bitches on vacation ty



    Sweet vs. Paladen
    50 - 35
    MVP: Jones!

    So, it's Week 9. Sweet is taking on Paladen. If you had told me at the beginning of the season that Sweet was going to need a win and help to actually make the playoffs at this point, I would have probably laughed you off whatever form of chat you were telling me this on. But that's reality, folks. Paladen could knock Sweet out of any playoff chances with a win. Sweet, however, isn't going down without a fight, as they beat Paladen 50-35 today. Jones continues to play at a ridiculous level, as he put up another 16 kills in a dominating effort where none of his teammates even had double digit kills. jaa and shock were the high scorers for Paladen, putting up 9 kills each. With the win, Sweet now needs either a Hit or DyNasty loss to make the playoffs. In the interview below, I tried to get some comments from Riverside and ultimately failed, while jaa pretty much pushed me into interviewing him. The results of that endeavour are below.


    Interview with various Paladen members and one irate Riverside


    Sir Spider> coroner
    Sir Spider> u dis gud?
    Riverside> really hate this game
    Riverside> gg
    jaa> yo srsly tho
    jaa> kinda insulted
    Sir Spider> riverside y u hate this game
    jaa> havent been interviewed once
    Riverside> jaa eatkilling spawns 5x a game
    Engineers> jaa's playing from mars
    jaa> red rocks
    Sir Spider> guy doesnt show up for weeks and now he hates game
    jaa> ye yeyeeee
    Sir Spider> jaa
    Sir Spider> where u been dawg
    jaa> asia
    Sir Spider> not c this guy play ld in many year
    Sir Spider> how u feel about paladen's season in twl
    jaa> i dont know, i wasnt around for it
    jaa> LOL!LOL!LOL!
    Sir Spider> i noticed
    CORONER> wats twl
    jaa> today first time i played since week 2
    Sir Spider> you think you'll be able to learn from this and come back stronger next season?
    Fork> ( . )( .)
    jaa> i'll learn to schedule my asia trips during twl season
    jaa> as long as its not to china
    Sir Spider> fork lopsided tits are not allowed in HoN interviews
    Sir Spider> git out ty
    Sir Spider> you think sweet gonna make it to playoffs?
    jaa> why is sweet even fighting to get into playoffs
    Rasaq> wat time leaving paladen
    Sir Spider> because they lost to us LOOOOOOOOL
    Fork> ( . )( o )
    Skynyrd> LOL
    Sir Spider> ^_^
    Skynyrd> rly spider
    Skynyrd> u guys beat them?
    Sir Spider> yes skynyrd
    Sir Spider> we did
    Skynyrd> hahah
    Sir Spider> anyhow paladen
    Skynyrd> wish i came back before roster lock
    Sir Spider> great season, thanks for stickin it out


    dicE vs. Tenure
    50 - 44
    MVP: royst!


    What a game this turned out to be. In a back and forth match where the results didn't matter, Tenure almost pulled off a huge upset, but came up short in the end because of some solid endgame play from megaman89 as Dice takes this game 50-44. Royst, for Tenure, takes the overall MVP with a 15 kill performance but, despite solid performances from the rest of his team, ended up being outgunned by Weak's 14 and megaman89's 13 in the end. With the victory, dicE is 7-2 and firmly in control of the #3 seed in the playoffs. With the loss, Tenure ends their brief stint in TWL with a winless record, but they put up some good fights week in and week out. Thank you for not being Epidemic!




    hit vs. ASIANS
    26 - 50
    MVP: qpr!


    The first of two important Week 9 games to take place simultaneously was hit taking on ASIANS, with the winner making the playoffs and the loser going home. Hit spent their time well before the game, practicing and warming up for this, but the lack of a time extension and lag issues alone shouldn't be enough to appeal the shellacking they got from ASIANS, as they took this one 50-26. Recently unfairly banned from the forums qpr got a bit of retaliation in today, picking up 16 kills in a huge MVP performance for ASIANS, with MITB putting up 10 alongside him. Nobody cracked into double digits for hit, with S.ika coming closest wih 8 kills. A dominating win for ASIANS this week as they'll try to make their mark next week as they face Dice.


    Interview with qpr and the rest of ASIANS


    Sir Spider> you did it bro
    qpr> can icall in my squadbuddies as well?
    Sir Spider> sure
    qpr> glad i could be here
    qpr> and not that forum"hacking" crap
    Sir Spider> you goin to the playoffs!
    qpr> $
    Sir Spider> how you feel to not only go to playoffs, but do it by getting MVP in the clinching game
    Sir Spider> ITS AN ASIANS PARTY UP IN HERE
    Esau> team effort
    Sir Spider> YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA
    qpr> ya
    qpr> Sir Spider> how you feel to not only go to playoffs, but do it by getting MVP in the clinching game
    Refer> i mvp'd
    Refer> bot doesnt know
    Sir Spider> yeah
    Esau> another fun game bc we were getting a lot of shit talk, this time from heisman.
    qpr> i liked it how resu immediatly at start strayed sika tho
    Bietje> dont forget my coording ffs
    Sir Spider> heisman is a jackass
    Bietje> all me
    Sir Spider> tbqh im glad they didnt make playoffs
    Bietje> :>
    Zagis> o hai
    Sir Spider> so you guys
    Sir Spider> are playing dice in the playoffs
    Sir Spider> you got the chutzpah to beat them?
    qpr> we shouldve won previous time we played dice
    Zagis> scrubs got away in first round of twl
    qpr> ^
    Zagis> now its best 2 out of 3
    Sir Spider> yup
    Zagis> they have no chance
    Esau> we got choots puh, clearly
    Sir Spider> hope you guys do well
    Sir Spider> twl needs a good mixup after the last few years of fierce/thunder finals
    Sir Spider> already a pretty good mixup right now as it is
    Esau> that's the safe bet still, i think
    Zagis> stfu esau
    Sir Spider> just gotta make people pay attention now
    Zagis> asians for twl champs
    qpr> oh btw i would like to add that kthx is a populism-talking-prick
    Sir Spider> Asians vs Penetrate in the TWL Finals
    Sir Spider> LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN
    Esau> $
    Sir Spider> Don't stop until it's all we got
    Sir Spider> NC17
    Sir Spider> TWL
    Sir Spider> BABY
    Sir Spider> oh
    Sir Spider> wrong macros
    Sir Spider> fudge



    (qpr)>oh and can i add i would like to thank you guys?
    (qpr)>we would*
    (qpr)>for doing your sportsman job?




    Penetrate vs. DyNasty
    50 - 36
    MVP: Cres!


    I don't know how much of it anyone reading this saw, but as a member of Penetrate, I got a bunch of people from various squads asking me if I was going to throw this game... as well as bribes in the form of pub bucks from people on Sweet telling me to -not- throw the game. Anyhow, I play legit, folks, and while I remained intentionally ambiguous regarding that situation, on Sunday, we came to play, and we came to win. And win Penetrate did, taking the match 50-36. Believe it or not, it was Cres who led the way for Penetrate today, as he put up 12 kills in an MVP grabbing effort, with Minotar and Sir Spider putting up double digits right behind him. A good effort from DyNasty, though, who, despite claiming to us earlier that they wouldn't be able to show 5, did so anyhow and still lost, with Demonic picking up 11 kills as their only positive score of the game. With the win, Penetrate eliminates DyNasty from playoff contention and also secures the #4 seed for themselves. Congrats to all my DX friends, we proved all these people wrong...


    Originally posted by With Ease View Post
    Penetrate – 8
    Originally posted by With Ease View Post
    Kthx’s Opinion on Penetrate: (Ranked 7th)

    Originally posted by a2m+ View Post
    10. Penetrate

    Penetrate Celebration Party and stuff

    2:Sir Spider> guys
    2:Sir Spider> i wanna know how you all feel about making ld playoffs
    2:Cres> it time 4 group huddle?
    2:Cres> am very emotional
    2:zhou> sir i feel emotional
    2:Tsumetai> lol
    2:jerome> Installing Update for Windows XP (KB968389) (update 1 of 149)...
    2:Sir Spider> emotional?
    2:jerome> im gonna be here all day
    2:Sir Spider> yeah i haf tear in eye 2
    2:zhou> a part of me is crying inside because i am this happy
    2:Sir Spider> finally cres and sir spider make it 2 playoffs 2gethir
    2:jerome> after twl a2m is coming here btw
    2:Sir Spider> dream we started back on nc17
    2:Cres> cuz ill tell u y, i start as yung guy in year 2007...i play pub till 2008, dream of twl n dun make it then...then i make lower end of ladder in year 2009, i quit in 2010 n now i make 2011 playofffs
    2:jerome> so hands off, die irl etc
    2:Cres> dis da story
    2:Sir Spider> went from cres callin me laggot in 2008 to #4 seed in playoffs in 2011
    2:Sir Spider> oh how da years pass by
    2:Cres> lOL
    2:zhou> used to see cres floating in pub and i didnt care for him because he wore the nc17 tag
    2:Cres> went from failing on nc17 to syne to makin da playoffs on pene
    2:Sir Spider> nc17 alumni will one day wear TWL rings
    2:Rasaq> yo wtf happened to let...mr 19 kill guy last week
    2:Sir Spider> and i will rub it all over banned and brat's swinger faces
    2:Cres> let useless vs snipers
    2:Tsumetai> anyone know the playoff rules well enough to know if we play sage or in semis?
    2:Tsumetai> sage or pandora*
    2:Sir Spider> ty for this guys ^_^
    2:Cres> y tsumetai crash on ld celebration



    Hot of the Week: qpr! (16-5)
    Honorable Mentions: Jones (16-9), megaman89 (13-6), Mythril (15-8),


    Let's face it. This could have gone to any of these guys. Huge performances to get wins, but one win mattered above all the others today, and that was qpr's awesome performance to help ASIANS make the playoffs. Could they have done it without him? Maybe, maybe not, but he was the difference maker, no doubt about it.




    Not of the Week: Lorko (0-6, subbed out)
    Dishonorable Mentions: Apok (3-10), Rule (4-10), Duclover (1-4, subbed out),


    All issues and lagouts aside, this is less about Lorko's performance personally and more about the decision making of Hit to leave someone like that in the game for as long as he was in. It wasn't the biggest thing that cost them a chance at making the playoffs, but certainly a faster sub could have been beneficial for them here, and that's the way it goes.


    Final Standings

    1) Thunder (8-1)
    2) Fierce (8-1)
    3) dicE (7-2)
    4) Penetrate (5-4)
    5) Sweet (4-5)
    6) ASIANS (4-5)
    7) DyNasty (3-6)
    8) Hit (3-6)
    9) Paladen (2-7)
    10) Epidemic/Tenure (1-9)



    Thunder and Fierce both get first round byes, so...



    Week 1 of the TWLD Season 15 Playoffs features:


    dicE vs. ASIANS
    Penetrate vs. Sweet




    Good luck to all teams!






    You want capture the flag?


    Go to Pandora.
    Last edited by Ganon-Knight; 07-17-2011, 07:05 PM.
    GOD DAMMIT NAPPA

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    this that underdog status
    1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

    1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

    Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

    Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

    Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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    • #3
      Nice write up, who knows asians could have a chance as long as esau is in spec coording.

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      • #4
        Probably one of the worst write-ups ever. Plz find a new hobby.
        Raazi> this is the only place men chase jessup

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        • #5
          actually i didnt like your post i liked your sig pic because cloud is for cool 14 year old kids who have no hair like yourself
          GOD DAMMIT NAPPA

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          • #6
            What I was getting at was the fact that your voice was so beautiful, Josh Gates like, that while listening to your podcast I had trouble reading your write-up in sync with your voice. Had my body shaking with sirgasms so I had problems sitting in my seat while reading it.
            Raazi> this is the only place men chase jessup

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            • #7
              you, me and Engineers should go have a 3 way imo
              GOD DAMMIT NAPPA

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              • #8
                tired of u mudafukas, u dingledoinks da reason i will never get staff
                1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

                1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

                Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

                Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

                Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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                • #9
                  funny how the games biggest losers are the one's wanting to be staff. No wonder the games dying. (not hating on all of u staffers, just the obv foigs)

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                  • #10
                    funnier how you didn't even make lb playoffs, go dissolve faggot
                    1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

                    1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

                    Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

                    Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

                    Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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                    • #11
                      good read.

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                      • #12
                        good read. thanks
                        TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ganon-Knight View Post
                          you, me and Engineers should go have a 3 way imo
                          god i love your voice
                          Riverside> engi next time you talk like an idiot
                          7:Riverside> need 2 jack off asap wut website i use?
                          7:Riverside> sigh y u talking about cumming :/

                          7:Jones> dude have you ever read anything about chia seeds
                          7:Jones> hemp seeds have like 4Og protein per 1OOg
                          7:Jones> 35g protein 47g fat
                          7:Jones> or putting hemp/chia seeds in a glass of water
                          (Cres)> its like they have no other food

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Engineers View Post
                            god i love your voice
                            Ladies and gentlemen! We have a new Jesus!
                            (Children)>hunted for life
                            (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
                            :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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