TWLB HEIST VS DICE VIDEO WITH COMMENTARY

[Supreme]

http://videosift.com/video/The-Small-Penis-Invitational-Absolutely-NSFW

[Jason]

told ya so

[Supreme]

OHMAGOD YOU HAVE A MEDAL, TWLB NO LESS

I bet girls throw themselves at you, oh how I wish I had one of those shiny virtual medals

[Efhat]

so the moral of the story is that dice is full of faggots

and a billion pub bux says someone from dice won't be able to help themselves and will have to respond with an egocentric comment remarking how i haven't won anything or i'm a virgin because my cock isn't ample enough to please a woman

which will only further prove my point

get at me!

you know, i've seen you around, but i still fail to know who you are, forum says you've been here since 2002, you have almost 10k posts (which obviously means you spend a significant amount of time on these forums) (i dont even want to know your ingame usage) i'm obviously going to point out if you've played this game for almost a decade now, and you haven't won anything, why are you still playing? clearly you fail at trolling, clearly you fail at whatever ship you play since you obviously aren't even part of the 3rd string for heist, and clearly from what i've seen on these forums you're a dice hating faggot, why you mad bro? because mega rejected you when you begged a while back? is it that you have some type of perm-tampon stuck up your ass?
last time i remember, you're allowed to be as cocky as you want when you talk shit and you prove it, you have been probably talking shit since 2002 and what have you accomplished besides a 10k forum post mile mark?
how does it feel that i have more titles than characters in your name? and i've been playing this game in half of the time you have?
you suck bro, stick to failing at forum trolling, that's prolly the only half-decent thing you have associated with this game, cause i can get my sister to play for 2 months and have her start for dice while you're still riding the bench for heist.
peace faggot


get at me!


p.s - you probably do have a small dick
you probably are a faggot irl
and you probably have a body that isnt proportionate to your height

peace 1 love - ^^dice^^


p.p.s - you're right, i am going to post something egotistical because that's what winners do - cry me a river faggot, you mad bro?

- reigning lb champion x3 finals mvp ^^dice^^

and here i can type out your ending sig for you since you probably will write me an essay
- reigning top 5 most posts in forums bcz i have no social life titleless faggot who wont win anything besides top 1 smallest dicks in tw

why you mad doe?

[pavester]

the playoffs are going to be fun.. no offense, luv you downfall, and i dont know riske, but dwop is the better shark.. the dude is drunk half of the time from frat shit during the weekdays, but he will take sundays seriously.. heist will make a lot of noise because of their sharks.. dwop and cig/vati combo is very dangerous and will wreck shop during the season.. heist=penetrate=dice.. either or can win, whether they like it or not.. pretty open season.. if dice wins i think the whole zone should quit and start trying to master extreme games, seriously.

[Mattey]

Make your own thread to talk about how much all of you suck.

[Cape]

...heyyyyy jealousy

[Jason]

kinda like this:



only not quite so pink

[Jason]

penile projectile

[Vatican Assassin]

small dick is aerodynamic

[Money]

just did 140 down hwy 59 on a 2008 GSXR 750 get at me

[Jason]

so the moral of the story is that dice is full of faggots

and a billion pub bux says someone from dice won't be able to help themselves and will have to respond with an egocentric comment remarking how i haven't won anything or i'm a virgin because my cock isn't ample enough to please a woman

which will only further prove my point

get at me!

[Cape]

then tape the game and put it on youtube so no one can watch them cuz you are an arrogant piece of shit gg tho

[Vatican Assassin]

then tape the game and put it on youtube so no one can watch them cuz you are an arrogant piece of shit gg tho

[Cape]

Dam took a while to figure out my forum PW.
1. That game shouldn't even have been close. Lag gets you back into it and takes you out of it. Skill wise its 15:5 gg tho
2. lol@ mattey hating on me, 14:14 game who you want terring for your side? Correct answer: Cape
3. a2m better than dwopple and cig so yea you rotate around him. Both leave and we still win lb, nuff said.

I would like to commentate games, Ill do a good job. Get at me.