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Wsup. I didn't see anyone doing hot or not for TWLJ so I decided I'll do it. Also, I didn't want to read any more sentences from you morons that already butcher the English language as it is. It kills more of my brain cells to read your attempts at coherent thoughts than my binge drinking does on weekends in an attempt to forget the fact that I'm in law school.
Anyways, TWLJ this week was extremely boring. All but one of the games were lopsided blowouts so I've added more trolling than I plan on doing since there isn't much substantively I can write.
Game of the Week, Lego vs. Heist
Lego 46, Heist 50
Although on paper Real vs. Fierce seemed to be the game of the week, it turned out to be anything but. Instead, Lego Vs. Heist ended up being the most riveting or rather as Ease put it, the first decent TWLJ game of the season.
Lego: dreamwin, Mikkiz, Zizzo, Morph, and Rendered
Heist: apricot, lz, kess, skatarius, torcher
To be honest I picked up watching this game at the conclusion of the rape that went on in Fierce vs. Real. Right around when both teams had 30 kills, the score was pretty even. Heist was spamming the control button (wrongly) assuming that it would give them a positional advantage over Lego, but of course fearless dreamwin was mindlessly shifting around the map trying to get Lego the lead. Morph and Mikkiz were 2-8 or something to that effect at this point in the game, so it seemed like Heist had the win. But of course aprix had his back arrow taped down and Lego with the help of Zizzo kept picking them off. At around 42-41ish Mhz had a clutch 2fer (albeit a fking prayer) that really shifted momentum in Heist's favor. Though Lego had a glimmer of hope by way of an absolutely mindless tk by aprix, Lego just couldn't get it done as Mikkiz had an overall poor performance. Morph had a clutch 3fer to make his rec somewhat respectable but Heist pulled this one out without the aid of B.Rabbit's incessant eats.
HOT: kess aka Don Quixote had an overall strong performance and MVP'd with 14-9
NOT: Mikkiz with his 3-10. Lego really needed you to step it up.
On a side note, its not surprising skatarius was subbed out at 1-4. The way the guy shifts around the map you would figure his IQ rivals that of a 3 week old baby; the difference being that a baby has more learning potential than this retard. Also is torcher loki23?
Juans vs. Penetrate
Juans 50, Penetrate 28
Penetrate: AcidBomber, Creature, Trasher, veloce, Wax
Juans: Alef Juan, healt, Senbonzakura, John Juan, Shadowmere
I would have much rather listened to Mattey's monotonous TWLB commentary than to have watched this LJ. Penetrate didn't really have a chance the way they started the game. Wax went out real quick with a 5-10. Ricko subbed out veloce at 1-6 and proceeded to make their combined scores 1-10. There wasn't much that Creature could have done even if he had been playing well as healt, for the first time in his life, went positive with 14-4. Golden Aim (Alef Juan) even managed to get 14 strays to hit as well. All in all penetrate was out matched. Roiwerk was busy chubby chasing in his capris to show up yet again (refer to his gallery pics). Congrats on your first win in TWLJ Juans.
HOT: Healt 14-4, positive for the first time in his life.
NOT: Creature 6-10 against Juans?! You ok bro?
Real vs. Fierce
Real 50, Fierce 33
Real: 24, amnesti, Rule, Reaver, via
Fierce: havok, Eelam, Children, Apok, Marge
What a disappointment. Rough was too busy sitting in spec trying to figure out whether or not radiation is an element when his team clearly needed him in. From the beginning Real just seemed to team much better than Fierce as Fierce was fragmented throughout the map with help seldom available. An aside must be made here as when I say Real was teaming, I am excluding Rule as all he does is tape down his back arrow and prays one of his bombs hits something. At any rate, Children aka #1 in stats in TWLJ to date, was on the receiving end of some very bad deaths. At 3-7 this is the most scared I've seen Children play as I am accustomed to seeing him fearlessly thrusting around the JD map. Fierce really couldn't afford this type of play from the #Yolo president as Marge's floating and havok's bad aim didn't help their cause. Apok also choked from 8-4 to 8-10 as 24's headbands proved to be too much to handle. Reaver and 24 carried amnesti's lag-riddled letdown. Via, despite a 6-9, teamed and lured very efficiently for his team. This was clearly not the Fierce squad that beat Thunder last week, as evidenced by Rule going positive.
HOT: 24 with a typical headband performance of 16-6
NOT: Children's 6-10 really hurt Fierce as Fierce really thrives when Child can freely rush
Potenza v. Dice
Dice 50, Potenza 34
Potenza: Lag Killer, forces, Spyre, Supreme Authority, Versa
Dice: EvilDeed, Jamal, megaman89, Stayon, Tiny
I really didn't watch this game at any depth as we all knew what the outcome would be at the beginning of the week. All in all Potenza was outmatched by the defending TWLJ champs (sigh...). Megaman was subbed out after he somehow connected 11 of his typical warbird shots to let some basers get a shot at some easy LJ playing time. Tiny even went positive in his never ending quest to "dismantle" the competition.
HOT: Stayon 13-6 and an MVP.
NOT: Versa with a nervous 3-10.
Kudos to forces with a noteworthy 11-10.
hit v. Thunder
hit 28, Thunder 50
hit: Paradise, Heisman, Abducted, Sulfur, Chance
Thunder: Ease, Fludd, Flared, Tsunami, Zidane
The last LJ game of the day was, in accordance with the others, a complete bore. It was a welcomed bore as Thunder needed a pick me up after two disappointing losses to Dice and Fierce the weeks before. Hit never really had a chance, and this game saw me getting some playing time, allowing Infrared and Struck to take notes on how to really jav. Riverside said it best when he asked whether or not Heisman actually plays a ship in this zone, noting that Heisman is horrible at ships 1-8. Paradise at one point decided to sit outside the base and lob bombs netting him a 7 kill streak but alas it was to no avail.
HOT: Flared with a 13-2 headband performance
NOT: Flared with a blatant troll tk on zidane early in the game. As well as Heisman with a pathetic 2-10. Lasenza would have done better
VIP: Struck
Suk my Pnus.
-Tsunami
Anyways, TWLJ this week was extremely boring. All but one of the games were lopsided blowouts so I've added more trolling than I plan on doing since there isn't much substantively I can write.
Game of the Week, Lego vs. Heist
Lego 46, Heist 50
Although on paper Real vs. Fierce seemed to be the game of the week, it turned out to be anything but. Instead, Lego Vs. Heist ended up being the most riveting or rather as Ease put it, the first decent TWLJ game of the season.
Lego: dreamwin, Mikkiz, Zizzo, Morph, and Rendered
Heist: apricot, lz, kess, skatarius, torcher
To be honest I picked up watching this game at the conclusion of the rape that went on in Fierce vs. Real. Right around when both teams had 30 kills, the score was pretty even. Heist was spamming the control button (wrongly) assuming that it would give them a positional advantage over Lego, but of course fearless dreamwin was mindlessly shifting around the map trying to get Lego the lead. Morph and Mikkiz were 2-8 or something to that effect at this point in the game, so it seemed like Heist had the win. But of course aprix had his back arrow taped down and Lego with the help of Zizzo kept picking them off. At around 42-41ish Mhz had a clutch 2fer (albeit a fking prayer) that really shifted momentum in Heist's favor. Though Lego had a glimmer of hope by way of an absolutely mindless tk by aprix, Lego just couldn't get it done as Mikkiz had an overall poor performance. Morph had a clutch 3fer to make his rec somewhat respectable but Heist pulled this one out without the aid of B.Rabbit's incessant eats.
HOT: kess aka Don Quixote had an overall strong performance and MVP'd with 14-9
NOT: Mikkiz with his 3-10. Lego really needed you to step it up.
On a side note, its not surprising skatarius was subbed out at 1-4. The way the guy shifts around the map you would figure his IQ rivals that of a 3 week old baby; the difference being that a baby has more learning potential than this retard. Also is torcher loki23?
Juans vs. Penetrate
Juans 50, Penetrate 28
Penetrate: AcidBomber, Creature, Trasher, veloce, Wax
Juans: Alef Juan, healt, Senbonzakura, John Juan, Shadowmere
I would have much rather listened to Mattey's monotonous TWLB commentary than to have watched this LJ. Penetrate didn't really have a chance the way they started the game. Wax went out real quick with a 5-10. Ricko subbed out veloce at 1-6 and proceeded to make their combined scores 1-10. There wasn't much that Creature could have done even if he had been playing well as healt, for the first time in his life, went positive with 14-4. Golden Aim (Alef Juan) even managed to get 14 strays to hit as well. All in all penetrate was out matched. Roiwerk was busy chubby chasing in his capris to show up yet again (refer to his gallery pics). Congrats on your first win in TWLJ Juans.
HOT: Healt 14-4, positive for the first time in his life.
NOT: Creature 6-10 against Juans?! You ok bro?
Real vs. Fierce
Real 50, Fierce 33
Real: 24, amnesti, Rule, Reaver, via
Fierce: havok, Eelam, Children, Apok, Marge
What a disappointment. Rough was too busy sitting in spec trying to figure out whether or not radiation is an element when his team clearly needed him in. From the beginning Real just seemed to team much better than Fierce as Fierce was fragmented throughout the map with help seldom available. An aside must be made here as when I say Real was teaming, I am excluding Rule as all he does is tape down his back arrow and prays one of his bombs hits something. At any rate, Children aka #1 in stats in TWLJ to date, was on the receiving end of some very bad deaths. At 3-7 this is the most scared I've seen Children play as I am accustomed to seeing him fearlessly thrusting around the JD map. Fierce really couldn't afford this type of play from the #Yolo president as Marge's floating and havok's bad aim didn't help their cause. Apok also choked from 8-4 to 8-10 as 24's headbands proved to be too much to handle. Reaver and 24 carried amnesti's lag-riddled letdown. Via, despite a 6-9, teamed and lured very efficiently for his team. This was clearly not the Fierce squad that beat Thunder last week, as evidenced by Rule going positive.
HOT: 24 with a typical headband performance of 16-6
NOT: Children's 6-10 really hurt Fierce as Fierce really thrives when Child can freely rush
Potenza v. Dice
Dice 50, Potenza 34
Potenza: Lag Killer, forces, Spyre, Supreme Authority, Versa
Dice: EvilDeed, Jamal, megaman89, Stayon, Tiny
I really didn't watch this game at any depth as we all knew what the outcome would be at the beginning of the week. All in all Potenza was outmatched by the defending TWLJ champs (sigh...). Megaman was subbed out after he somehow connected 11 of his typical warbird shots to let some basers get a shot at some easy LJ playing time. Tiny even went positive in his never ending quest to "dismantle" the competition.
HOT: Stayon 13-6 and an MVP.
NOT: Versa with a nervous 3-10.
Kudos to forces with a noteworthy 11-10.
hit v. Thunder
hit 28, Thunder 50
hit: Paradise, Heisman, Abducted, Sulfur, Chance
Thunder: Ease, Fludd, Flared, Tsunami, Zidane
The last LJ game of the day was, in accordance with the others, a complete bore. It was a welcomed bore as Thunder needed a pick me up after two disappointing losses to Dice and Fierce the weeks before. Hit never really had a chance, and this game saw me getting some playing time, allowing Infrared and Struck to take notes on how to really jav. Riverside said it best when he asked whether or not Heisman actually plays a ship in this zone, noting that Heisman is horrible at ships 1-8. Paradise at one point decided to sit outside the base and lob bombs netting him a 7 kill streak but alas it was to no avail.
HOT: Flared with a 13-2 headband performance
NOT: Flared with a blatant troll tk on zidane early in the game. As well as Heisman with a pathetic 2-10. Lasenza would have done better
VIP: Struck
Suk my Pnus.
-Tsunami
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