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HOT or NOT -- WILD CARD Tournament Edition
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Quarter-Finals
Value
Bye
Paladen
Savanger (forfeit)
Warhable
HatedbyMost (forfeit)
Cougars
Wolf
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Wolf vs. Cougars
15:00-12:36
The only match actually played in the Quarter-Finals, this was a hotly contested match between two aggressive squads that went right down to the wire, as Wolf clawed their way back from a deficit to claim victory behind a dominating spider performance from Rasaq (112-59), knocking the lights out with 14% shooting.
Paky Dude (31-7, 2 teks) was solid in terr for the Wolves, behind serviceable sharking from Monstrous (2.7 RPD) and Polytoe (25 kills, 2.4 RPD), as Quart (85-65), Stylez (80-56), Dethdefire (78-62, 3 teks) and Solemn (57-40) took on Spidering duties.
Proximo (100-56) led the charge for the Cougars alongside Phamily (94-54), frightful (85-61) and soupero (75-55) in the green ship, but fell just short behind sharking from PJB (2.9 RPD) and a struggling Field (2.3 RPD), who put in about as many reps as a kid with leukemia at gym's barbell.
Mighty (30-12, 0 Teks) just couldn't match the terring terror that is Paky Dude, with almost double the deaths and less terrier kills than Michael Vick at a dog pound.
MVP: Rasaq
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Semi-Finals
Value
Paladen
Warhable
Wolf
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Value vs. Paladen
15:00-1:50
Value absolutely tore apart an unprepared Paladen squad, getting serious bang for their buck in terr with Solske (24-0) in his League of Legends skin 'Definitely Not Amputate', as the mystery alias aced his rival Jessup (27-17) in this American History X curb-stomping.
dice (72-17) shredded them, with strong spidering outings from Wax (64-27) and supra (58-33), along with Doughnut (47-36) and ivf (55-25) in tow.
WAR led all sharks with a ridiculous 3.2 RPD, punishing Paladen's hapless duo, as pee pee sock put in an abysmal 1.7 RPD (although Phreek put in a more palatable 2.5).
Solske looked invincible behind WAR and Ardour (2.3 RPD, 1 tek), as the likes of John_Adams, little buddhist, and Watto all negged for the Red, White and Blue, with only Viiru (47-42) and Ready for Anything (44-43) staying above parity.
MVP: Solske
Warhable vs. Wolf
15:00-4:32
Day-of acquisition Producer (73-26) put Wolf on his casting couch and pounded the shit out of them, but the only thing he was casting were aspersions, as the Wolfmen proved unequal to the task.
Spastic veteran TheWadoRooster (73-38, 3 teks) also made his presence felt, alongside Bran Man (67-31), Jatt (65-14), and Frogskin (49-15), slip-streaming behind Willby (2.6 RPD) and SuckMe (28 kills, 2.8 RPD).
The real hero, however, was dutchman Major Crisis (25-3), who looked like Adrian Peterson on crack going at enemy terr Paky Dude (19-16, 0 teks) like he stole his wooden shoes, notching a convincing 4 teks before warping out of danger each time.
After coming off a tight victory, Wolf looked completely lost, as their terr was hopelessly outmatched, Polytoe (2.1 RPD) and Monstrous (2.4 RPD) out of their depth, with only Rasaq (53-39) going positive, with Quart, Sir Spider, Solemn, and Suzy negging.
MVP: Major Crisis
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Final
Value
Warhable
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Value vs. Warhable
15:00-4:00
Value convincingly took home the Wild Card tournament, annihilating Paladen and Warhable like they were Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and leaving the latter's TWLB aspirations in radioactive shambles, especially since they were the sole basing-only squad in the mix.
Ricko (15-1) led the way with a safe, efficient performance, as Ardour (64-38), dice (65-25), supra (55-42) and Wax (60-37) put the squeeze on the Warhableans, behind strong, aggressive sharking from WAR (2.9 RPD) and Commodo (20 kills, 3.1 RPD, 3 Teks), who outmuscled the revolving door of Willby (2.7 RPD), Major Crisis (2.7 RPD) and Jatt (2.7 RPD) and Flion (2.8 RPD).
The real story, however, was the sensational play of ivf (55-27), who absolutely dominated the Under to such an extent that he shifted the tides of battle multiple times, steamrolling through a team of enemy spiders with horse-carriage blinds on, flanking them repeatedly for the Tek, and clinching the victory for the Valuites.
Frogskin (54-27) and Sulla (56-19) were too busy roasting marshmellows to notice their under being repeatedly assaulted, as Producer (52-50) and TheWadoRooster (58-44) fell under the crushing weight of Value's concerted efforts.
Major Crisis, who was so good in the prior game, fell apart early and switched to shark, as Flion (21-7) took over quarterbacking duties, but it made little difference, as Value took home the LB spot.
MVP: ivf
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Final Standings:
1. Value (2-0)
2. Warhable (1-1)
3. Wolf (1-1)
4. Paladen (0-1)
5. Cougars (0-1)
6. Savanger (DNF)
7. hatedbymost (DNF)
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Quarter-Finals
Value
Bye
Paladen
Savanger (forfeit)
Warhable
HatedbyMost (forfeit)
Cougars
Wolf
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Wolf vs. Cougars
15:00-12:36
The only match actually played in the Quarter-Finals, this was a hotly contested match between two aggressive squads that went right down to the wire, as Wolf clawed their way back from a deficit to claim victory behind a dominating spider performance from Rasaq (112-59), knocking the lights out with 14% shooting.
Paky Dude (31-7, 2 teks) was solid in terr for the Wolves, behind serviceable sharking from Monstrous (2.7 RPD) and Polytoe (25 kills, 2.4 RPD), as Quart (85-65), Stylez (80-56), Dethdefire (78-62, 3 teks) and Solemn (57-40) took on Spidering duties.
Proximo (100-56) led the charge for the Cougars alongside Phamily (94-54), frightful (85-61) and soupero (75-55) in the green ship, but fell just short behind sharking from PJB (2.9 RPD) and a struggling Field (2.3 RPD), who put in about as many reps as a kid with leukemia at gym's barbell.
Mighty (30-12, 0 Teks) just couldn't match the terring terror that is Paky Dude, with almost double the deaths and less terrier kills than Michael Vick at a dog pound.
MVP: Rasaq
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Semi-Finals
Value
Paladen
Warhable
Wolf
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Value vs. Paladen
15:00-1:50
Value absolutely tore apart an unprepared Paladen squad, getting serious bang for their buck in terr with Solske (24-0) in his League of Legends skin 'Definitely Not Amputate', as the mystery alias aced his rival Jessup (27-17) in this American History X curb-stomping.
dice (72-17) shredded them, with strong spidering outings from Wax (64-27) and supra (58-33), along with Doughnut (47-36) and ivf (55-25) in tow.
WAR led all sharks with a ridiculous 3.2 RPD, punishing Paladen's hapless duo, as pee pee sock put in an abysmal 1.7 RPD (although Phreek put in a more palatable 2.5).
Solske looked invincible behind WAR and Ardour (2.3 RPD, 1 tek), as the likes of John_Adams, little buddhist, and Watto all negged for the Red, White and Blue, with only Viiru (47-42) and Ready for Anything (44-43) staying above parity.
MVP: Solske
Warhable vs. Wolf
15:00-4:32
Day-of acquisition Producer (73-26) put Wolf on his casting couch and pounded the shit out of them, but the only thing he was casting were aspersions, as the Wolfmen proved unequal to the task.
Spastic veteran TheWadoRooster (73-38, 3 teks) also made his presence felt, alongside Bran Man (67-31), Jatt (65-14), and Frogskin (49-15), slip-streaming behind Willby (2.6 RPD) and SuckMe (28 kills, 2.8 RPD).
The real hero, however, was dutchman Major Crisis (25-3), who looked like Adrian Peterson on crack going at enemy terr Paky Dude (19-16, 0 teks) like he stole his wooden shoes, notching a convincing 4 teks before warping out of danger each time.
After coming off a tight victory, Wolf looked completely lost, as their terr was hopelessly outmatched, Polytoe (2.1 RPD) and Monstrous (2.4 RPD) out of their depth, with only Rasaq (53-39) going positive, with Quart, Sir Spider, Solemn, and Suzy negging.
MVP: Major Crisis
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Final
Value
Warhable
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Value vs. Warhable
15:00-4:00
Value convincingly took home the Wild Card tournament, annihilating Paladen and Warhable like they were Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and leaving the latter's TWLB aspirations in radioactive shambles, especially since they were the sole basing-only squad in the mix.
Ricko (15-1) led the way with a safe, efficient performance, as Ardour (64-38), dice (65-25), supra (55-42) and Wax (60-37) put the squeeze on the Warhableans, behind strong, aggressive sharking from WAR (2.9 RPD) and Commodo (20 kills, 3.1 RPD, 3 Teks), who outmuscled the revolving door of Willby (2.7 RPD), Major Crisis (2.7 RPD) and Jatt (2.7 RPD) and Flion (2.8 RPD).
The real story, however, was the sensational play of ivf (55-27), who absolutely dominated the Under to such an extent that he shifted the tides of battle multiple times, steamrolling through a team of enemy spiders with horse-carriage blinds on, flanking them repeatedly for the Tek, and clinching the victory for the Valuites.
Frogskin (54-27) and Sulla (56-19) were too busy roasting marshmellows to notice their under being repeatedly assaulted, as Producer (52-50) and TheWadoRooster (58-44) fell under the crushing weight of Value's concerted efforts.
Major Crisis, who was so good in the prior game, fell apart early and switched to shark, as Flion (21-7) took over quarterbacking duties, but it made little difference, as Value took home the LB spot.
MVP: ivf
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Final Standings:
1. Value (2-0)
2. Warhable (1-1)
3. Wolf (1-1)
4. Paladen (0-1)
5. Cougars (0-1)
6. Savanger (DNF)
7. hatedbymost (DNF)
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