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    HOT OR NOT -- Replay Week

    Hot or Not






    TWLD



    Potenza vs. Fierce
    50-44

    Cres (15-9) continued his domination over this league, leading Iron Lagcheater (11-8), Served (10-9), Mark Stone (9-8) and Okyo (5-10) to the narrow 6-point victory.

    LAST STANDING (13-10), Watcher on the Wall Welt (11-10), and Vash (10-10) couldn't buoy abysmal outings from Geio (6-9) and Tripin (4-10).

    HOT: Cres
    NOT: Geio watch continues, as we witness one of the worst TWLD seasons in history, negging against Potenza and getting ignominiously subbed out.

    You should become a cowboy. I know, you're thinking "Horseback? But I don't have any experience riding!" Don't worry, after these playoffs you'll have plenty experience riding the bench.

    :cowboy:

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    Vikings vs. Paladen
    50-39

    Jones (15-7) continued one of the best seasons on a bad team in TWLD history, as opposite-day Geio led fellow Vikings Enf (13-9), Steep (9-6), ugly (6-9), Major Crisis (4-1), and Ison to the W.

    For Paladen, Jessup, dour, Alextron, AFRI, Jebass, and Racketeer all negged. Yikes!

    HOT: Jones
    NOT: Jebass (2-6). I'd tell you to take up juggling to improve your dexterity, but you're already busy juggling the enemies' balls in your mouth.

    :juggle:

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    Burn vs. Fierce
    50-28

    King Kong Raazi (13-5) continued his romp through TWLD, with an astounding 40 kills in his last 3 games, while veteran Weaver (13-6) also found his groove, ahead of Ogron (6-2), Mythril, and Zidane.

    Vash (12-10) was the lone Fierce player to go positive, as LAST STANDING (7-10), Skepsis (6-10), Tripin (1-10) and War (2-10) got absolutely decimated, losing by an embarrassing 22 point margin. Ouch!

    Perpetual motion machine LAST STANDING, whose spinning in place may solve the world's future energy problems, made this ruthless prediction:



    If by nothing changing, you mean Fierce can't win with you in, you're fucking Nostradamus.

    HOT: Raazi
    NOT: Tripin, with a puketastic 1-10. The only thing you should be tripin over, is the rope you hang yourself with after that god-awful performance.

    :lynched:

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    Vikings vs. You2be
    50-26

    Vikings obliterated You2be, as Jones (12-4), Steep (10-4), Enf (9-2), Ison (11-7), and Major Crisis took them to task.

    Stung and Fiora put up a pair of 6-10s, as Amar, Eren, and Stack failed to get above 3. Dookie!

    HOT: Enf, Steep, and Ison
    NOT: Amar (3-10). I'd tell you to bake a cake for your teammates to apologize for your shitty play, but after watching you lose every game this season, I don't think you could beat the eggs.

    :chef:
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    So many bad puns, but that last one was eggcellent
    idkidc1233

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    • #3
      So,

      replays were in fact not necessary
      Rudy> Maisoul has a history of making men out of girls. Something in his physiology.

      Morgane> was that fun?
      waxer> like the first time i had sex, i cried
      Morgane> u really cried the first time u had sex?
      waxer> LOl,no
      waxer> im just like kthx, i never had sex

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ravos View Post
        So,

        replays were in fact not necessary
        we got a better k/d which ultimately was unnecessary because we were the only ones getting 3 wins. fierce got the short end of the stick having a perhaps harder opponent next sunday.

        Thanks for the HoN, claus. Very much appreciated
        TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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        • #5
          Good work claus as usual ! LOL at the end man
          1:Foreign> i screenshot every time i get mvp in javs
          1:pascone> folder is empty :/
          1:Tiny> LOL
          1:Mega Newbie> uhauhauhauhauhauha

          1:Ricko> i havent played so well and gone 4-7 before

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          • #6
            Ogron you can leave Bigmon out of the HoN but you can't take Bigmon out of the game my man lol...




            HOT: Bigmon Best with a Flaming 13-7 wooooo!!!!!
            Last edited by Best; 10-26-2015, 08:01 PM.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Best View Post
              Ogron you can leave Bigmon out of the HoN but you can't take Bigmon out of the game my man lol...




              HOT: Bigmon Best with a Flaming 13-7 wooooo!!!!!


              Originally posted by Hot or Not, Week 4
              Best (5-10) spent all week trolling his own team with Mighty, macro'ing !add !remove to DC their own teammates, using the names Anmesti and fahrenhiet to tell LJ players they were benched or bad, and adding themselves to basing matches in warbird and esq + q'ing if you changed them back to spider. I warned Best the last time he acted out like this he went 3-10 vs. Fierce then quit the game and disappeared for six months (TWL 18 on Pandora), as beam/geisha/rainbow tore him to shreds. Being a shitty teammate and trolling his team once again put too much pressure on his fragile ego, and he crumbled, dying out first with a 5-10 against skatarius and Neymar.

              Originally posted by Billi Gordon, PhD, Psychology Today "Attention Seeking Behavior"
              Some people need excessive attention and get it by behaving inappropriately. It could be due to lowered self-esteem, a lack of self-confidence, low levels of self-worth or self-love or feeling insecure. If the behaviour is persistent or goes beyond what one might normally expect, it can be a sign of an underlying mental health issue.


              Excessive attention seeking is not a character flaw. It is a brain wiring response to early developmental trauma caused by neglect. The article goes on to describe attention-seeking in terms of brain function, with the conclusion that it cannot be fixed, but it can be managed.


              "Internet Trolling" is a good example of persistent, abnormal behaviour. The best way to deal with Internet trolling, and other adult behaviour which is primarily intended to elicit attention, is to not respond, to not engage and to thus deny the person the attention they seek. If the perpetrator is denied the attention, there's a chance that they will think twice before taking this approach again. If they get attention, they might well do it again.
              ....
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              • #8
                Claus, you are in a position of power and you should not let in game issues between best change that. Talking shit about best and also not adding him into your HoN is a complete shambles.
                He is on your squad and also tucked away in your black heart somewhere. You cannot allow this shit talking continue from your behalf. Best is a good guy to all and even raises money for charities IRL.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ivf View Post
                  Claus, you are in a position of power and you should not let in game issues between best change that. Talking shit about best and also not adding him into your HoN is a complete shambles.
                  He is on your squad and also tucked away in your black heart somewhere. You cannot allow this shit talking continue from your behalf. Best is a good guy to all and even raises money for charities IRL.

                  did best tell you to post this
                  3:kyler> who r u btw i keep wanting to ask people "who is 45th pres" but someone gonna say "trump"
                  3:45th President> do it
                  kyler> who is 45th President
                  nah> donald j trump

                  Downfall> Shoutout to forwards for randomly giving gunsmith results that made no sense and just made things harder

                  Jacklyn> holster is the thing that holds/carry the gun

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                  • #10
                    thx for the HoNs. it def. helps make twl less shittier.
                    1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

                    1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

                    Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

                    Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

                    Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Crescent Seal View Post
                      thx for the HoNs. it def. helps make twl less shittier.

                      +1

                      Thx Claus.
                      2:Cig Smoke> why u challengin me to a duel
                      2:Cig Smoke> When i clearly am better
                      2:Miksel> becouse you think you great
                      2:Cig Smoke> how many titles have u won
                      2:Cig Smoke> im guessin 0
                      2:Cig Smoke> thdx
                      2:Miksel> elim 3
                      2:Cig Smoke> lol elim
                      2:Morgane> LOL
                      2:Enflame> haha
                      2:Cig Smoke> IM TALKIN ABOUT TWL

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jones View Post

                        Thanks for the HoN, claus. Very much appreciated
                        Originally posted by kentaro View Post
                        Good work claus as usual ! LOL at the end man

                        Originally posted by Crescent Seal View Post
                        thx for the HoNs. it def. helps make twl less shittier.

                        Originally posted by EnFlAmE View Post
                        +1

                        Thx Claus.

                        np bros, glad you enjoyed it!

                        i hope everyone who ended up on the wrong side of my pen enjoyed it as well, they're intentionally mean/acerbic for entertainment purposes :devilish:
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Claushouse View Post
                          np bros, glad you enjoyed it!

                          i hope everyone who ended up on the wrong side of my pen enjoyed it as well, they're intentionally mean/acerbic for entertainment purposes :devilish:
                          If one can't take criticism, one is a child.
                          Always a good writeup!
                          Rudy> Maisoul has a history of making men out of girls. Something in his physiology.

                          Morgane> was that fun?
                          waxer> like the first time i had sex, i cried
                          Morgane> u really cried the first time u had sex?
                          waxer> LOl,no
                          waxer> im just like kthx, i never had sex

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                          • #14
                            Lmaoooo this is great. Thanks for the mention, I laughed for a good 20 seconds
                            1:Da1andonly> korven plays subspace from a 1978 microwave

                            Grab a piece of paper. Place a dot in the middle of it. Draw a small circle around the dot, and leave the rest open. The dot represents your knowledge. It's what you know. It is the limit of your mind's capacity. The circle around the dot is everything that you don't know - but you know that it exists. And the rest of the paper is everything that you didn't even know that you'd never know - that exists or has the potential to exist.

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                            • #15
                              my Christmas wish is for Santa to get geio a bench, the only way he will polish another ring this year
                              1:Foreign> i screenshot every time i get mvp in javs
                              1:pascone> folder is empty :/
                              1:Tiny> LOL
                              1:Mega Newbie> uhauhauhauhauhauha

                              1:Ricko> i havent played so well and gone 4-7 before

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