Hot or Not -- Playoffs Round 1

[Depre]

Awesome read claus.

Love all the puns haha

[Zeebu]

since it is a well known fact that you have a 'touch' of the yellow fever jerome...

on a scale of 1 to all of them how many times have you had run ins with the former child slaves, and their children, of president nixon?

[ogron]

Thanks Claus for your amazing write ups. TWL wouldn't be the same without your HONs. You're truly a valuable asset to this community.

ty sir!

[Jones]

this is incorrect for many reasons. first and foremost, nixon resigned in '74, the dustbuster wasn't released commercially until '79. secondly, nixon did not have a secretary, but a dungeon of southeast asian childslaves who would lick tricky dick clean every single night, failure to adequately clean the president resulted in disembowelment.

idiot.

THIS IS RONALD REAGAN WITH HIS DOG AND IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY PARENTS DOG



i doubt this one could kill a godzilla tho. there's a reason why that little lizard doesn't come close to finland

proof of said masterpiece:



indominus rex who?

[Efhat]

Thanks Claus for your amazing write ups. TWL wouldn't be the same without your HONs. You're truly a valuable asset to this community.

[forwards]

Mango didn't suck like a secretarial dustbuster, Mango sucked like a horde of desperate, half-starved southeast asian child slaves literally salivating at the sight of richard nixon's knob.

Do you kiss your mother/sister with that mouth?

[Jerome Scuggs]

He worked in the 1980s after the dustbuster was invented, and had secretaries. I never stated it was during his presidency.

Checkmate, atheists.

This is the mainstream & highly revisionist view that is taught to schoolchildren all over the world, however, few people realize that Nixon actually brought his southeast-asian child slaves with him to the white house; they were a part of his campaign staff assembled as part of his california political machine and not, as many allege, a parting gift from the outgoing president, Lyndon B. Johnson - though given LBJ's sadistic and boorish tendencies, it's not hard to see why this fallacious belief is so easily accepted. The implication of this is that Nixon was not a "use-em-and-lose-em" child-slaveowner, but was in fact deeply committed to the institution and relied on it even before his presidential aspirations.

A major crisis in Nixon's presidency occured in 1972 when his favorite child-servant (born tieng nguyen, renamed "chum hole #3" circa 1968) hit puberty. Unable to secure replacements due to the high profile nature of being a world leader, Nixon was forced to set in plan a three-pronged plan which would see his supply of southeast asian child slaves secured, as well as setting a course for an exit from the presidency which would simultaneously give him an excuse to seclude himself from society and waste away his days naked and surrounded by naked slave children. Thus, in February '72 Nixon arranged a massive diplomatic summit with China, which was just a cover so he could sneak off in the middle of the night and cut a "oil for children" deal with Mao. Four months later, after months of cooking up the necessary audiotapes, he staged a "break-in" at the Watergate Hotel, thus setting in motion a series of events which would see him free from the chains of what he perceived as an overly judgemental society, and at leisure to bathe himself in the urine of southeast asian child slaves for all time or until he died of sheer overstimulation.

I think the people of TW deserve to know the truth. Mango didn't suck like a secretarial dustbuster, Mango sucked like a horde of desperate, half-starved southeast asian child slaves literally salivating at the sight of richard nixon's knob.

[forwards]

He worked in the 1980s after the dustbuster was invented, and had secretaries. I never stated it was during his presidency.

Checkmate, atheists.

Jerome is too inbred to be an atheist.

[Stayon]

This is a real beef with legitimate reasons. Please, proceed.

I'll read about it on these guy's columns on Pitchfork and PC Gamer. Múrica.

[ogron]

this is incorrect for many reasons. first and foremost, nixon resigned in '74, the dustbuster wasn't released commercially until '79. secondly, nixon did not have a secretary, but a dungeon of southeast asian childslaves who would lick tricky dick clean every single night, failure to adequately clean the president resulted in disembowelment.

idiot.

He worked in the 1980s after the dustbuster was invented, and had secretaries. I never stated it was during his presidency.

Checkmate, atheists.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Like the DustBuster Richard Nixon's secretary used to clean the crumbs off him after eating lunch as his desk, you're constantly sucking dick.

this is incorrect for many reasons. first and foremost, nixon resigned in '74, the dustbuster wasn't released commercially until '79. secondly, nixon did not have a secretary, but a dungeon of southeast asian childslaves who would lick tricky dick clean every single night, failure to adequately clean the president resulted in disembowelment.

idiot.

[Fork]

Ahh man shame I was working last sunday (wouldn't let me propose an early time- could only leave it to chance but didn't get lucky). Either way would have lost anyways. Was fun and ty to my squad for trying and sticking to my squad . Sry for the lack of vids. Peace.

[MHz]

NOT: menelvagor, with a dookie 2.5 RPD. Since you're still playing this game at age 57, you clearly have no problem repelling women -- use that as inspiration going forward!

dead.

[Mango.]

ogron talking shit when he didnt even watch the game. we were practically spawning them half the game. i couldve afked in fr and got 0 deaths easily

but nice effort. stay mad.

[fLaReD]

i like the honouring the fallen sections, thanks