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Due to massive popular request (3 mans), i'll be stepping forward doing LJ's HoN. I'll also give away awards to please the crowds and present my own little thing called, Hall of Shame, to avoid the dullness of just writing HoN.
Apparantly there was a trend of using Pokemons or Game of Thrones references to represent each squad, so I'll use my own when I find convenient and today as introduction. Now on to business.
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LJ's Hot
Force vs Spark 50-35
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2033
We start off in a completly unbalanced match between teams on opposite sides of the ladder. Spark apparantly did not field their best lineup, while Force was very close to theirs. The result? A rock in the lake.
Hot: Iron Survivor 15-6
Not: Fiora with an ass 2-10
Force squadron unity showed here.
Thunder vs Paladen 50-14
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2032
We move on to the lands of Mordor, as Thunder pummeled Paladen in the biggest ass whooping so far. Nothing to see here.
Hot: Tiny 11-1 and Weak with da 9-0 ace.
Not: Jebass, Attack Mode, Panny and not u combining for a stellar 1-18 (probably 1-20 as the 2 deaths missing should be +1's outside of base.)
Paladen's HQ before the match.
Force vs Dynasty 50-21
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2036
Yep, that's it folks. Another rape and another probably exciting match. Dynasty is probably still figuring out their best LJ line but I reckon they could of performed better, atleast in the mid/high 30's range against a near top Force line.
Hot: Revered and Iron with 16-5 and 13-5 with Iron now leading LJ in total kills.
Not: Maito_Chi and Feat combining for a solid 4-20.
#TeamDynasty gives 0 fucks about LJ, ready to make a statement in LD.
Thunder vs Lego 50-35
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2040
Much like lb, we continue the streak of close games in another stealing candy from a babies type of match.
Hot: Shadowmere (Hey. Good. Job. Man.) with a pushy 15-7, Mikkiz being the sole light on Lego squadron with a 10-10.
Not: Ro 3-7 on a 15+ win and Nokko with a lonely 2-10.
It was the year 2016...and after positive victorious weekend, we are joined on this saga by our friends on Thunder. With TWL weekend done, relaxing in LoL was possible, merking some newbies with macro comands. This was how it turned out..oopsie someone almost got axed again!
Dice vs Paladen 50-19
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2037
Another horrible match. Didn't see it and good thing I didn't. Paladen fielded 4 players and got trampled.
Hot: Aprix 12-5
Not: Paladen for fielding 4 players.
Dice's main Sponsor.
Dynasty vs Lego 50-38
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2035
Finally our first reasonable close match of the week. Dynasty fielded a similar line to the one they used in the loss vs Force, pulling a +12 win versus an apparant 'still no clue who to add' line by Lego.
Hot: Temujin and Feat with 11-5 and 10-5 bringing it home for Dynasty.
Not: Putrid 3-10 from Tukos
Lego's Captains method of picking their lineups amidst their 30 player per position horde.
Dice vs Cobra 50-42
Game link:http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2031
As the writing progresses, the good matches do too. This was a reasonably close match, especially early on. As time went forward, Dice's strenghts started to pulled away, finnishing a 8+ win. Looking at how it went and both lines fielded, I don't think neither fielded their best line. Cobra is one of this seasons contenders for the LJ title but some tweaks must be done. Either with a jav recruit or changing one or two mans in the lineup.
Hot: Cape leading 14-10 game.
Not: My mans Rough and Commodo having the lowest scores and myself on the Dice side.
While Turp gives him a cold bitch stare...Rough recieves a message with ideas until Hardlock in Week 3 likely to change the outcome of TWL.
Cobra vs Spark 50-48
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2039
And to cap it off, our closest match of the week. Sadly this one I didn't see (I'll try to improve here) and I don't know how the flow of the match went. Either Spark or Dynasty could pull the upset on a top 4 team and here we almost had it.
Hot: Turban leading with a 14-10 and the two survivors Rough 13-9, Commodo 8-9. Fork with a stunning 17-10 realizing that in order to be good, is actually to show something and not just "joining good squads", almost completing the upset. Kudos.
Not: Cloth 4-10 and Wax showing he's out of touch with a 0-4.
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Awards of the week
For whatever reason it may be, I will name personalities who contrituted either to the league, community, forums or just smacked people in game.
This is week Legends of the Week are...Major Crisis, Voth, not u, Mythril, Markmrw, Turban, Ephemeral, Weaver and Fork
Beautiful Soul of the Week: Kinky-Girl
For all you e-vagina hunters, this gal is the perfect match. Plays SS, is from Canada and according to her bio is a metalhead. This senorita also features a sexy composure with a furby type of thing growing out of her tits.
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Hall of Shame
Disclaimer*
I will use content from forums, gallery, Porkjet's Videos, games itself and all of your beautiful personalities.
This is a not a comedy show.
If I use your picture, it's not with intent of looking down on people and their looks.
If you are a toolbox like Kthx or Beam adding 0 value to forums or in-game, refrain from posting.
I'm a people's favourite favourite. My 700ish posts since 2003, show that besides random or content posts, I'm famous for dropping bombs on mans on these boards. Come at me.
I will try to add atleast 5 entries per week and 10 max. With 7 weeks of regular season and 6 of double elimination playoffs, it means we will have atleast 65 entries. Judging on how this zone has 50 mans and 50 bots, you'll be here soon enough. If you are here, then you are a total babaloo.
Entry #1 - Paladen's Captains
What the hell are you donzos doing? You accept an invitation for LB in which you completly ignore by fielding 0 players on two matches leading to a disqualification. Then you proceed to axe your basing captain Hirluin 2, who let's just add failed at his mission too. Then in two LJ's, in one you manage to field 4 players, and in the other combining 4 people into a 1-20. You're a legendary squad and deserve every ounce of e-respect for staying but let's try to atleast add enough people.
Entry #2 - Riksa and 2pacz
These 2 mans will feature together due solely to their gameplay this week. Coincidence or fate, both known from resolution discussions. One makes an extraordinary first appearance by being the first man to go out with 10 deaths on the entire TWL with a lovely 0-10. The other had the worst performance from all the close/good matches on this first TWL week. My man will bounce back but it was a needed lesson. Kinda like the one Force obtains every playoff year.
My man Riksa riding the bus the fuck out of here.
Entry #3 - Ogron/Claushouse
I'll quote here...'I wrote HoN for TWDT 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, then TWL S15, S17, and S20, and ran TWDT from 2014-2016', meaning he's done more than 80% of people on here. Respect. He's also most likely the best TWDT OP to ever grace this zone, HoN Expert and............................................... ...................just Thunder's terr. This man features here this week as it was discussed in another thread one of the regular cases of telling newbies off in go base and generally these days mostly everyone. It's sad what a medal in December 2015 does to people. We got mans winning not relevant things and completly going coo-coo. If it was possible to have an e-mask falling off, this man attained it last season TWDT's as everyone remembers as hes become one of the biggests bellends in the game. This man is disposable as pair of knickers as it was shown with his axing sometime ago.
Entry # 4 - Dead_Fish / DF
This gonna be a blatant case of me responding individually and using a quote from Porkjet's Dice vs Thunder LB video.
DF> Stayon probably made Henry his bitch.
My man, not only Henry knows his position and how much he can play, he's free to join someone else in order to have 100% play time (including playoffs). I've done my part and it's his decision. For all I care, it would be good for Lego if he started for you for example. I'm not stopping you. But he decides too. The only 'bitch' here is you for having as I mentioned earlier 30 mans per position and having 0 clue on who to add. Only worse is your incapability of actualy leading a squad both in the strategic and playing aspect of it. Time to step up, it's 2016.
Entry # 5 - Cres
This little boy, features on this Hall of Shame due to his recent post on these boards to a Ephemeral reply. He replied with a man trolling with a violin and adding that Ephemeral used to trash talk. Not only that is probably a lie (something common from him), this is how Ephemeral with one of the manish' reply i've seen.
'Because I am sitting in the hospital and wondering why I am trying to support this zone and league after having a kidney removed 36 hours ago when people like you have driven others out of the zone. Thanks for reminding me why I left and why I should have stayed away.
Eph'
After this Cres, drops his idiotic reply. Ephemeral's fault here is not realizing that Cres only talks in E-language. The only thing he knows, is to vs people in general, fake his own death on this video game years ago and be a warbird suicider. This youngblood, gladly has his life ahead and will eventually learn from his bad deeds.
Entry # 6 Spezza <TW> / Mr. Tinkles
My man...you thought you were getting away eh? Again, on Thunder vs Dice LB video, we have people asking and dropping their own input on Spezza and his recent move to Thunder. Eventually people are on point and Spezz drops..Mr. Tinkles> I did show late on purpose so I wouldn't go in lol...
It has reached this point. Some months ago I called this man a legend for making Inducers and giving TW another basing squad. It's not his fault people didn't support his cause and helped him more by joining and playing. He also couldnt predict Paladen would be disqualified leaving TWLB short of one squad. But he can deffinetly predict who'll play more in the end and who's more relevant or not. He can also sense that his new squad doesn't even need him in order to win. Same with his 2 bros. We've lol'd when I called this man Littlefinger after his move, but now I have redefined that idea. Whoever saw GoT's last episode, Spezza is clearly....Jamie Lanister talking to Edmure Tully. Jamie will do anything to be with Cercei. Spezza will do anything to be with Beavis and Butthead brothers, Ro and Spacegod.
Not only that, Inducers would of had been a much more gratifying experience, in which all 3 'bros' could be playing 100% in all 3 leagues. But nop, let's be loonies and do the opposite and now I got this man pming me how hes hating every second of it. Is this what TW has become? As if it wasn't bad enough having people on every single squad on this game benching too much for others. As for the ones recruting, just another dead squad in the 'anything goes desperation' valley.
That's it for this week. Cya next week Papis!
Due to massive popular request (3 mans), i'll be stepping forward doing LJ's HoN. I'll also give away awards to please the crowds and present my own little thing called, Hall of Shame, to avoid the dullness of just writing HoN.
Apparantly there was a trend of using Pokemons or Game of Thrones references to represent each squad, so I'll use my own when I find convenient and today as introduction. Now on to business.
----------------
LJ's Hot
Force vs Spark 50-35
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2033
We start off in a completly unbalanced match between teams on opposite sides of the ladder. Spark apparantly did not field their best lineup, while Force was very close to theirs. The result? A rock in the lake.
Hot: Iron Survivor 15-6
Not: Fiora with an ass 2-10
Force squadron unity showed here.
Thunder vs Paladen 50-14
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2032
We move on to the lands of Mordor, as Thunder pummeled Paladen in the biggest ass whooping so far. Nothing to see here.
Hot: Tiny 11-1 and Weak with da 9-0 ace.
Not: Jebass, Attack Mode, Panny and not u combining for a stellar 1-18 (probably 1-20 as the 2 deaths missing should be +1's outside of base.)
Paladen's HQ before the match.
Force vs Dynasty 50-21
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2036
Yep, that's it folks. Another rape and another probably exciting match. Dynasty is probably still figuring out their best LJ line but I reckon they could of performed better, atleast in the mid/high 30's range against a near top Force line.
Hot: Revered and Iron with 16-5 and 13-5 with Iron now leading LJ in total kills.
Not: Maito_Chi and Feat combining for a solid 4-20.
#TeamDynasty gives 0 fucks about LJ, ready to make a statement in LD.
Thunder vs Lego 50-35
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2040
Much like lb, we continue the streak of close games in another stealing candy from a babies type of match.
Hot: Shadowmere (Hey. Good. Job. Man.) with a pushy 15-7, Mikkiz being the sole light on Lego squadron with a 10-10.
Not: Ro 3-7 on a 15+ win and Nokko with a lonely 2-10.
It was the year 2016...and after positive victorious weekend, we are joined on this saga by our friends on Thunder. With TWL weekend done, relaxing in LoL was possible, merking some newbies with macro comands. This was how it turned out..oopsie someone almost got axed again!
Dice vs Paladen 50-19
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2037
Another horrible match. Didn't see it and good thing I didn't. Paladen fielded 4 players and got trampled.
Hot: Aprix 12-5
Not: Paladen for fielding 4 players.
Dice's main Sponsor.
Dynasty vs Lego 50-38
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2035
Finally our first reasonable close match of the week. Dynasty fielded a similar line to the one they used in the loss vs Force, pulling a +12 win versus an apparant 'still no clue who to add' line by Lego.
Hot: Temujin and Feat with 11-5 and 10-5 bringing it home for Dynasty.
Not: Putrid 3-10 from Tukos
Lego's Captains method of picking their lineups amidst their 30 player per position horde.
Dice vs Cobra 50-42
Game link:http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2031
As the writing progresses, the good matches do too. This was a reasonably close match, especially early on. As time went forward, Dice's strenghts started to pulled away, finnishing a 8+ win. Looking at how it went and both lines fielded, I don't think neither fielded their best line. Cobra is one of this seasons contenders for the LJ title but some tweaks must be done. Either with a jav recruit or changing one or two mans in the lineup.
Hot: Cape leading 14-10 game.
Not: My mans Rough and Commodo having the lowest scores and myself on the Dice side.
While Turp gives him a cold bitch stare...Rough recieves a message with ideas until Hardlock in Week 3 likely to change the outcome of TWL.
Cobra vs Spark 50-48
Game link: http://twl.trenchwars.org/?x=showmatch&match=2039
And to cap it off, our closest match of the week. Sadly this one I didn't see (I'll try to improve here) and I don't know how the flow of the match went. Either Spark or Dynasty could pull the upset on a top 4 team and here we almost had it.
Hot: Turban leading with a 14-10 and the two survivors Rough 13-9, Commodo 8-9. Fork with a stunning 17-10 realizing that in order to be good, is actually to show something and not just "joining good squads", almost completing the upset. Kudos.
Not: Cloth 4-10 and Wax showing he's out of touch with a 0-4.
--------------------
Awards of the week
For whatever reason it may be, I will name personalities who contrituted either to the league, community, forums or just smacked people in game.
This is week Legends of the Week are...Major Crisis, Voth, not u, Mythril, Markmrw, Turban, Ephemeral, Weaver and Fork
Beautiful Soul of the Week: Kinky-Girl
For all you e-vagina hunters, this gal is the perfect match. Plays SS, is from Canada and according to her bio is a metalhead. This senorita also features a sexy composure with a furby type of thing growing out of her tits.
---------------
Hall of Shame
Disclaimer*
I will use content from forums, gallery, Porkjet's Videos, games itself and all of your beautiful personalities.
This is a not a comedy show.
If I use your picture, it's not with intent of looking down on people and their looks.
If you are a toolbox like Kthx or Beam adding 0 value to forums or in-game, refrain from posting.
I'm a people's favourite favourite. My 700ish posts since 2003, show that besides random or content posts, I'm famous for dropping bombs on mans on these boards. Come at me.
I will try to add atleast 5 entries per week and 10 max. With 7 weeks of regular season and 6 of double elimination playoffs, it means we will have atleast 65 entries. Judging on how this zone has 50 mans and 50 bots, you'll be here soon enough. If you are here, then you are a total babaloo.
Entry #1 - Paladen's Captains
What the hell are you donzos doing? You accept an invitation for LB in which you completly ignore by fielding 0 players on two matches leading to a disqualification. Then you proceed to axe your basing captain Hirluin 2, who let's just add failed at his mission too. Then in two LJ's, in one you manage to field 4 players, and in the other combining 4 people into a 1-20. You're a legendary squad and deserve every ounce of e-respect for staying but let's try to atleast add enough people.
Entry #2 - Riksa and 2pacz
These 2 mans will feature together due solely to their gameplay this week. Coincidence or fate, both known from resolution discussions. One makes an extraordinary first appearance by being the first man to go out with 10 deaths on the entire TWL with a lovely 0-10. The other had the worst performance from all the close/good matches on this first TWL week. My man will bounce back but it was a needed lesson. Kinda like the one Force obtains every playoff year.
My man Riksa riding the bus the fuck out of here.
Entry #3 - Ogron/Claushouse
I'll quote here...'I wrote HoN for TWDT 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, then TWL S15, S17, and S20, and ran TWDT from 2014-2016', meaning he's done more than 80% of people on here. Respect. He's also most likely the best TWDT OP to ever grace this zone, HoN Expert and............................................... ...................just Thunder's terr. This man features here this week as it was discussed in another thread one of the regular cases of telling newbies off in go base and generally these days mostly everyone. It's sad what a medal in December 2015 does to people. We got mans winning not relevant things and completly going coo-coo. If it was possible to have an e-mask falling off, this man attained it last season TWDT's as everyone remembers as hes become one of the biggests bellends in the game. This man is disposable as pair of knickers as it was shown with his axing sometime ago.
Entry # 4 - Dead_Fish / DF
This gonna be a blatant case of me responding individually and using a quote from Porkjet's Dice vs Thunder LB video.
DF> Stayon probably made Henry his bitch.
My man, not only Henry knows his position and how much he can play, he's free to join someone else in order to have 100% play time (including playoffs). I've done my part and it's his decision. For all I care, it would be good for Lego if he started for you for example. I'm not stopping you. But he decides too. The only 'bitch' here is you for having as I mentioned earlier 30 mans per position and having 0 clue on who to add. Only worse is your incapability of actualy leading a squad both in the strategic and playing aspect of it. Time to step up, it's 2016.
Entry # 5 - Cres
This little boy, features on this Hall of Shame due to his recent post on these boards to a Ephemeral reply. He replied with a man trolling with a violin and adding that Ephemeral used to trash talk. Not only that is probably a lie (something common from him), this is how Ephemeral with one of the manish' reply i've seen.
'Because I am sitting in the hospital and wondering why I am trying to support this zone and league after having a kidney removed 36 hours ago when people like you have driven others out of the zone. Thanks for reminding me why I left and why I should have stayed away.
Eph'
After this Cres, drops his idiotic reply. Ephemeral's fault here is not realizing that Cres only talks in E-language. The only thing he knows, is to vs people in general, fake his own death on this video game years ago and be a warbird suicider. This youngblood, gladly has his life ahead and will eventually learn from his bad deeds.
Entry # 6 Spezza <TW> / Mr. Tinkles
My man...you thought you were getting away eh? Again, on Thunder vs Dice LB video, we have people asking and dropping their own input on Spezza and his recent move to Thunder. Eventually people are on point and Spezz drops..Mr. Tinkles> I did show late on purpose so I wouldn't go in lol...
It has reached this point. Some months ago I called this man a legend for making Inducers and giving TW another basing squad. It's not his fault people didn't support his cause and helped him more by joining and playing. He also couldnt predict Paladen would be disqualified leaving TWLB short of one squad. But he can deffinetly predict who'll play more in the end and who's more relevant or not. He can also sense that his new squad doesn't even need him in order to win. Same with his 2 bros. We've lol'd when I called this man Littlefinger after his move, but now I have redefined that idea. Whoever saw GoT's last episode, Spezza is clearly....Jamie Lanister talking to Edmure Tully. Jamie will do anything to be with Cercei. Spezza will do anything to be with Beavis and Butthead brothers, Ro and Spacegod.
Not only that, Inducers would of had been a much more gratifying experience, in which all 3 'bros' could be playing 100% in all 3 leagues. But nop, let's be loonies and do the opposite and now I got this man pming me how hes hating every second of it. Is this what TW has become? As if it wasn't bad enough having people on every single squad on this game benching too much for others. As for the ones recruting, just another dead squad in the 'anything goes desperation' valley.
That's it for this week. Cya next week Papis!
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