New TWL Op

[Epinephrine]

Hey everyone,

If you have not heard yet THE PUSHER officially retired today from his position in TW Staff. As such we have lost one of our TWL-Ops.

Replacing him will be none other than Cpt.Guano! You may already know his influence as the guy behind the scenes doing a ton of work on the database and website. Now he'll be running TWL along with me.

I would like to take this time to personally and completely thank THE PUSHER. His being around for TWL has been the one thing which has kept me sane all this time, and his presence has been invaluable. Whether from working on TWL policy or running the day to day things only him and I know what it is to serve this League day in and day out (well during this season).

I have always respected his opinions, advice and guidance in helping me run this league, and his position as an administrator has been impeccable. In all of those respects I will highly miss him but not least of all as a great friend whom I have gotten to know very well over the last year.

Thank you PUSHER for all you've done for TWL and this zone, and congratulations to Cpt.Guano! who will now be with me at the helm.

-Epinephrine

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Great shit, Push. You made gammy and grampy PUSHER proud.

They still want you to stop smoking the sticky icky icky though. They say it's slowly devouring your lifeforce.

Gramps also needs his pliers back at your earliest convenience.

[Tigerex]

Jeez thats so emotional...i might actually shed a tear.

<My apologies for the way in which this thread sounds sarcastic yet Even sincerity from me sounds harsh>

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Guano, welcome aboard, buddy.

Let me walk you around the place and introduce you to everyone you're going to be working with in the near future. You see, over there by the watercooler? The dude wearing a burqa and smoking a cigar? That's Epinephrine. Don't ask him about the burqa, it's a sordid, sordid tale. All you have to know about Epi is this one thing: watch your wallet when you're around him. He steals shit. Constantly. If it's not your wallet, it's your watch. If it's not your watch, it's your wife. I've seen it a million times, one heinous act of theivery right after another. Shameless, really.

The one over near the big rack of servers is Mythrandir. Let me tell you my little pet theory about Myth. I don't care what anyone else says, I truly think the man isn't human. For real. He's up at all hours of the day, somehow. Always complaining of lack of sleep, but never sleeping. It's both captivating and unnerving. He's the Wizard, pulling the strings in this little Oz of ours.

Castromarx is the guy playing with the cats. He started off doing some web work, as you know, but for the last three months he hasn't moved from that spot. He found this family of cats out in the alley one night and brought the mangy things in here. One of them is constantly shitting on Myth's magic wand. Basically, don't look Castro directly in the eyes, and you won't have any problems. Anything else, and it's a hurricane of fists and elbows. It's your choice.

Well, here we are, arrived at Push's old locker. Excuse the mess, we're still trying to clear out some of the paraphenalia. If you have any questions, hide all of your valuables then go ask Epi. He's a klepto, yes, but he also has the answers to many of life's questions.

He'd steal your life, if he could.

[Cpt.Guano!]

Wow... I have some big shoes to fill :S

I would first like to thank Epinephrine and The Pusher for giving me the opportunity to help out with TWL. Pusher, you're advice and wisdom will be definitely missed (as well as your trench center). Ill do my best to fill in for Push as TWL op so if you guys have any questions feel free to give me a yell.

Thanks again!

[Fit of Rage]

I still remember when Cpt.Guano! first got recruited to staff and many thought he wouldn't do well. I think he's great for the job, best of luck.

THE PUSHER has certainly done an outstanding job along with Epi organizing this year's leagues, and I wish him every happiness with enjoying TW as a regular player again. We'll miss you.

[Nickname]

The Pusher and Epi brought about leagues the finally surpassed slowbobs TWL. Not enough props can be said for that. Pusher, all of trench thanks you for all the time and effort you put into this truly thankless job. Now one day, during TWL season 23, you can tell everybodu on -=NewSquad2014=- that you started us back off on the right foot and they'll say they've never heard of your newbie ass.

[Sufficient]

Thank You! TWL would have been a mess w/o you PUSH.

[M_M God]

Thanks for all your hard work and effort for TW Pusher. We all appreciated it a lot, gl with whatever ur up to now..
See you in the Trenches,

-M_M

[death row]

Hey I would like to thank THE PUSHER also. For doing such a great job, he was definatly the best staff member in my opinion. The guy rocks.

[King Missile]

first of all: ... M_M... your avatar rulez

secondly: Conc. youve got a funny style of writing stuff down... have you written a book yet? if not... you should, i'd buy it...

i knew GUANO was capable of great things...

[BLeeN]

Conc, I'm almost sure that Myth is some cyborg from the future, with one bad thing in his program, the complaining about never having enough sleep. For the rest he just like a robot, you should see his fingers fly on the keyboard =P

[Da1andonly]

VERY gj pusher, (don't forget epi either even if he still is an TWL-OP) what you've done has made this TWL the best ever.

Props, and cya in TW.

[Eric is God]

Bah and bah again i say -starts kicking up dirt- hehe. Dont know him, but if Epi likes him then im sure it will work out. Good luck.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Originally posted by BLeeN
Conc, I'm almost sure that Myth is some cyborg from the future, with one bad thing in his program, the complaining about never having enough sleep. For the rest he just like a robot, you should see his fingers fly on the keyboard =P

I knew it! He totally says things like "DOES NOT COMPUTE" too, doesn't he?