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    The predictions on site are gay, since you can't comment on any others. THE LAST WEEK OF TWL PREDICTIONS!

    TRENCH WARS LEAGUE - WEEK 10


    TRENCH WARS LEAGUE DUELING
    The fast grey ship

    Western Conference

    Sk8 vs. No Surrender
    Sk8 3 5 347 352 -5
    No Surrender 0 8 243 400 -157
    Game:Although Sk8 and No Surrender are close in standings (Sk8 is 6th, NS 7th) don't let that fool you. Sk8 had a poorer than average run this year and are a measly 3-5 with a negative 5 +/-. No Surrender really aren't in there league, with the exception of elemetal. One man cannot win this for NS.
    WINNER:Sk8 50-29

    Shriek vs. Melee
    Shriek 4 4 372 349 23
    Melee 6 2 379 304 75
    Game: These numbers are also incorrect. Shriek (5th) and Melee (1st) are a lot closer in skill level than the stats indicate. Shriek, although the underdogs here, are my favourtie skill and depth wise. However, Melee just has to many of it's top duelers VERY active and Shriek doesn't. Rand/Anon/POiD and others can do this for Melee. A close match though, to be sure.
    WINNER:Melee by the narrowest of margins. 50-45

    Light vs. -Solstice-
    Light 5 3 346 331 15
    -Solstice- 0 8 35 400 -365
    Game:Both teams have a ranking worse than they actually are. DASHsolsticeDASH are 8th, but only because they just got in TWL. Ruby and friends are 4th but are stronger than some of the teams above them. DASH solsticeDASH shouldn't be underestimated, but Light is just to strong.
    WINNER:No upset here. Light takes it with a solid 50-32

    Disoblige vs. Egyptian
    Egyptian 6 2 386 315 71
    Disoblige 5 3 360 311 49
    Game:I know they look close in the standings, but they're really not. Diso has better plays and more depth (Depth is a disoblige thing) Egyptian has a few great duelers and a few other solid ones, but not enough should attendance or lag come into play this week as it did last week. Look for Egyptian to drop down a spot in a game that doesn't really matter. The winner here will probably get to the second round of playoffs, seeing as they will draw each other.
    WINNER:Upset goes to Disoblige 50-39

    Eastern Conference

    Elusive vs. Cripples
    Elusive 7 1 381 298 83
    Cripples 1 7 309 397 -88
    Game:Elusive has to much depth considering Cripples would have a hard time showing 5 solid duelers. Just because you have good people doesn't mean they'll show. Look for Cripples to drop another one in what could be a decent match, but will more likely be a laugher.
    WINNER:Elusive will elude the shots, and shot back, and stuff. 50-38

    Rampage vs. DragonGuard
    Rampage 8 0 400 253 147
    DragonGuard 4 4 349 349 0
    GameragonGuard are solid, theres no other word for it. having a +/- of 0 proves that going 10-10 is what they do. However this is Rampage, yes they talk shit, but you know what, they mroe than back it up. They Crushed Elusive and Pallies recently. They'll Crush DG too.
    WINNER:Rampage in what could be a laugher, but I hope not. 50-37

    Pallies vs. Focus
    Pallies 6 2 370 302 68
    Focus 1 7 264 399 -135
    Game:Let the laughers continue! Actually, this will be closer than you think. Pallies are to dominate compared to a somewhat weak Focus. Focus will put up a fight, but it will be like the slutty girl saying no to sex. "Noo, I don't want to, it has to be special...wait, lets just do it."
    WINNER:Pallies open up Focus' legs and drop the bomb. Focus is pregnat 50-38

    Value vs. British Squad
    Value 6 2 380 340 40
    British Squad 1 7 279 389 -110
    Game:I was going to say BS can win, I really was, I swear it. But I decided to be correct rather than optomistic. Only way BS will win is if the lag from last week mixes with Values lag and creates a portal or wormhole, which sucks all the value players to spec. Sorry.
    WINNER: I valued valued more than a squad of Brits. I value them at about $50-$40

    UP NEXT - TRENCH WARS LEAGUE JAVELIN
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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    TRENCH WARS LEAGUE JAVELIN
    The yellow ship with the bouncing bombs

    Western Conference

    Elusive vs. Pallies
    Elusive 7 1 384 246 138
    Pallies 5 3 351 312 39
    Game: Hoo hoo hoo, here comes a big time match. As strong as Elusive is, Pallies could take this. Jizzy eyeshot, HellzYes! and Saphire Jam are not to be underestimated. Sleepy Rodent and Frank Kiefer also pack a punch. This is a big match for pallies, I don't think it decides if they get into playoffs or not, but it does decide playoff births.
    Winner:Elusive dodges bombs and stuff. 50-42

    Light vs. Value
    Light 6 2 385 291 94
    Value 4 4 325 308 17
    Game:It shows how strong the west is when a 6th placed team is still Positive in the +/-. Light however isn't going to joke around with Sk8 breathing down there necks, especially if Pallies can beat Elusive and they can get the 1st seed. HI VALUE - STOP PLAYING KANE IN TWLJ
    Winner:Lag vs Trash. Winner is obviously going to be the 5 people watching in spec. Light 50-31

    Cripples vs. No Surrender
    Cripples 2 6 289 360 -71
    No Surrender 0 8 195 400 -205
    Game:The only thing remotly on the line is whether Cripples can keep No Surrenders +/- under 200. They Can.
    Winner:Louis XV will go 50-2 when he realises he can crush a squads hopes and dreams. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? Legless wonders 50-29

    Sk8 vs. whiterabbits
    Sk8 6 2 354 292 62
    whiterabbits 4 4 329 309 20
    Game:A game that can mean everything, and nothing. Sk8 want to pickup the second seed spot. whiterabbits don't want anything. Sk8 is hungry for this. Whiterabbits are hungry for sex.
    Winner:Sex, Sex is always the winner. Sk"ate" will, you guessed it, skate over the rabbits. 50-39 (Koan4Life)

    Eastern Conference

    Shriek vs. Melee
    Shriek 8 0 400 245 155
    Melee 3 5 320 327 -7
    Game: This conference is like the nut that hangs lower, it's less protected and generally annoying. Melee, the 4th place team is NEGATIVE in the +/- and has a negative record, even if they win this game. Shriek won't not go undefeated this season. They want the TWLJ Title.
    Winner:Randedl and Shriek, as Rand is really Annul. 50-32

    Rampage vs. Ancients
    Rampage 6 2 362 291 71
    Ancients 3 5 309 374 -65
    Game:A huge, monsterous game for ancients. If they win, they're in the playoffs, if they don't they're out. Simple as that. All you have to do is beat the warbirds pretending to be javs for rampage. Sorry, not happening
    Winner:Gotta get the 3-6 melee into playoffs. Rampage 50-29

    Disoblige vs. Burning Rose
    Disoblige 6 2 377 281 96
    Burning Rose 2 6 280 375 -95
    Game:THE LEAST IMPORTANT MATCH OF THE WEEK! WOO! No matter WHAT happens in this match, diso is 2nd or 3rd seed. They'll be playing Rampage. Burning Rose however will be playing with themselves.
    Winner:Me for writing this. Disoblige with the swedeish guy 50-34

    Faded vs. Anti-Scrub
    Anti-Scrub 0 8 207 400 -193
    Faded 0 8 31 400 -369
    Game:WOW, a total record of NEGATIVE 562 between these two teams. AIM FOR THE SKY FELLAS! Anti-Scrub is gonna win this, they need to win a game this season. They try so hard, well, as hard as a team that doesn't practice can. COME ON A-S, DON'T SUCK!
    Winner:NOBODY, EVERYBODY LOSES! Anti-Scrub 50-49, please, for me.

    TWLB!
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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    • #3
      TRENCH WARS LEAGUE BASING
      The only competitive league

      Conferences SUCK - Western Style

      Disoblige vs. Cripples
      Disoblige 8 0 1104440 610094 494346
      Cripples 2 6 552408 1003102 -450694
      Gameisoblige are the shit, they don't need to prove it anymore. If Crippels turn 8 Diso will get a lot of points, If they don't diso will get less
      WINNERiso toops 200k, if Cripples show 8. But Diso wins no matter what

      Elusive vs. Anti-Scrub
      Elusive 4 4 943189 679218 263971
      Anti-Scrub 2 5 613128 818348 -205220
      Game:Sadly, A-S isn't what they once were, mind you, Elusive isn't either. This depends on 2dragons. If he shows up as 2dragons Elusive wins. If he shows up as 2lagons Elusive loses. (i'm talkign when he sucks when he lags, not when he can't die)
      WINNER:Elusive, lets call it 150-50k

      War Angels vs. British Squad
      War Angels 0 8 0 700000 -800000
      British Squad 0 8 233485 1312492 -1079007
      Game:Okay, you know you suck when a team ahead of you doesn't have one damned offensive points. a MIGHTY -1879007 between these two teams. This will be like 2 stereotypical gay men fighting. A real "slap" fight.
      Winner:Anyone who shows up to watch, literally, gains my respect. War Angels win it because British Squad is a joke, whereas WA just got here. I'm not posting a score - nobody cares.

      Rampage vs. Melee
      Rampage 5 2 877194 482554 394640
      Melee 3 4 664833 754473 -89640
      Game:What is it with Melee being Negativly ranked yet still making the playoffs? Melee4Base was a familiar cry of battle, well, Melee got base, this is Rampage. A blind man can see there lineup. Nethervoid in terr, Ripper and Horror in sharks and 5 random spiders. Guess what, The rand WB tactic won't help here. You need a jav, and a mighty fine jav to win this. Good Luck.
      WINNER:Rampage continue to run Rampage over squads. GET IT? I USED THE SQUADNAME IN THE SENTENCE. HAHAHA! Oh wait. Rampage will run rampage out of this Melee! HAHAH!

      Conferences SUCK - Eastern Style

      whiterabbits vs. Mambo
      whiterabbits 5 3 950113 779119 170994
      Mambo 4 4 1058625 601049 457576
      Game:Battle for a playoff spot! if mambo wins they'll crush them on +/-, if wr wins they secure the playoffs. Well, rabbits it's all up to arro. Yeah, he got married and got his fingers in the holy water, but he still flies the spaceships good. the wr vets better show, cause here comes a Mambo.
      WINNER:In an Upset, Mambo beats Whiterabbits and knocks them clear out of a playoff spot. a REAL wr vs Mambo match would be amazing, but I doubt wr really trying, they just don't care. If WR shows vets WR120k-MA100k --- if they don't Mambo 140k - WR 85k

      Pallies vs. Light
      Pallies 7 1 1103351 609269 494082
      Light 7 1 1058207 645766 412441
      Game:You want to talk EPIC rematch? This will be the BEST game of the season - NO DOUBT. this sets the ground for a Light or Pallies versus Disoblige TWLB FINAL! Look for whoever wins this to go to the final. Pallies are better - they have more depth and they can play different styles. Light will go 5 spiders. Look for Pallies to go 4 spiders and go with the best javelin in the game today - Pearlus Jam. The pressure is On PJ. Pallies have a better terrier by far, Myth can almost make up for a missing spider, Light has laggier (which makes them better) sharks. Look for a rather even split in spiders (except Sleepy, he's the best Spider in twlb right now)
      Winner:Pearl Jam can tell you better than I can. Pallies 112347k-112346k for Light. DO NOT MISS THIS GAME. HYPE BUILDING HAS COMMENCED!

      Spastic vs. No Surrender
      Spastic 6 2 1143910 607948 535962
      No Surrender 1 7 388468 1277229 -888761
      Game:The only good parts of NS are gone. Spastic for a major 200k+ win.
      Winner:I ALREADY SAID IT!

      Shriek vs. Burning Rose
      Shriek 2 6 567587 1093064 -525477
      Burning Rose 2 6 555370 733241 -177871
      Game:Shriek can win, they have more than enough talent, but this seasons twlb is over for them, they're far more concerned (and rightfully so) with twld/twlj. Burning Rose will take it.
      Winner:The Flower thats on Fire.

      THERE YA GO FOLKS.
      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

      Originally posted by Richard Creager
      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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      • #4
        Upon looking at the stats - I think they're all a week old. I mean, this is week 10 and everyteam only has 8 games played. Oh well, same basic principles aply.
        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

        Originally posted by Richard Creager
        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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        • #5
          2:SE><PLOSION> i predict my nutz on your chin :x
          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

          Originally posted by Richard Creager
          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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          • #6
            That was some nice predicting , I can't believe I read it all but it pretty much sums it all up. You ever think about becoming a journalist Nickname?

            -Tyson
            Blood Love Overcomes Our Depressions

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            • #7
              I don't thik AS Will win in twlj. And btw we only played one match for twlj so far. So i would look at the points too closely
              4 out of 5 people don't give a fuck!
              You got shot!! Thats wtf!!

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              • #8
                True, that was some good shit.

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                • #9
                  Yeah faded will beat AS in jav rather easily, but besides that the other predictions seem possible. And for the record War Angels are quite good at basing, eventhough they just got in leagues now.

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                  • #10
                    I hate it when people predict their own games, especially when they make all nice little complements about their own squad.
                    sdg

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                    • #11
                      DASHsolsticeDASH
                      hahahaha


                      ps. yer off in a few areas, but nobody's gonna keep track of 20+ different squads in 3 different leagues without being paid, so nice read! i thought about throwin some of my thoughts up, but whatever.

                      gj!
                      Last edited by Randedl; 07-21-2003, 02:08 AM.
                      Philos> I both hate you and like you more than anyone in this game randedl
                      Philos> there is something about you
                      Philos> You're like the wife i'd love to fuck, but beat every night after work

                      PhaTz> we should all wear t-shirts that says "I WAS THERE WHEN RANDEDL LOST TWLD" and on the back, "TWICE"

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                      • #12
                        Pallies vs. Light - TWLB

                        I think this really will be close and good match like nick said. But our terr is way better than you think :P nufsaid :P
                        Mirror <ZH> omg it shark
                        Mirror <ZH> this sucks
                        Server> dont worry mirror
                        Server> shark fits your tits
                        Peace <ZH>> shut up
                        Peace <ZH>> i do not apperciate you talking to my girlfriend in that manner

                        i.d.> Teach me how to not choke
                        Witness> well first you put it in your mouth ... but not to long

                        1:Hercules> ghoul
                        1:Hercules> im level 90
                        1:Hercules> in 9d
                        1:Hercules> bought a char off ebay
                        1:Hercules> cost me $50 but was worth it

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Nickname

                          War Angels vs. British Squad
                          War Angels 0 8 0 700000 -800000
                          British Squad 0 8 233485 1312492 -1079007
                          Game:Okay, you know you suck when a team ahead of you doesn't have one damned offensive points. a MIGHTY -1879007 between these two teams. This will be like 2 stereotypical gay men fighting. A real "slap" fight.
                          Winner:Anyone who shows up to watch, literally, gains my respect. War Angels win it because British Squad is a joke, whereas WA just got here. I'm not posting a score - nobody cares.

                          [/B]
                          War Angels just got in league. If they had been in from the start, I'm sure they'd won a game or two. They won Elusive past saturday. The correct prediction would be that War Angels will most probably whipe the floor with BS. O, and I'm sure people DO care about this game.

                          As Rand said, one can't be expected to know everything about all participating squads. Thx for the predictions but this one kinda ruined it for me. The word that came to my mind is asshole.
                          Last edited by warportal; 07-21-2003, 04:26 AM.
                          http://disoblige.be-damned.com/OLD%20WEBSITE/

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                          • #14
                            ignore
                            http://disoblige.be-damned.com/OLD%20WEBSITE/

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                            • #15
                              Although I like how he pointed out that War Angels 0-7 rec and 0-700000 point scorere actually puts them AHEAD of british squad.

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