The predictions on site are gay, since you can't comment on any others. THE LAST WEEK OF TWL PREDICTIONS!
TRENCH WARS LEAGUE - WEEK 10
TRENCH WARS LEAGUE DUELING
The fast grey ship
Western Conference
Sk8 vs. No Surrender
Sk8 3 5 347 352 -5
No Surrender 0 8 243 400 -157
Game:Although Sk8 and No Surrender are close in standings (Sk8 is 6th, NS 7th) don't let that fool you. Sk8 had a poorer than average run this year and are a measly 3-5 with a negative 5 +/-. No Surrender really aren't in there league, with the exception of elemetal. One man cannot win this for NS.
WINNER:Sk8 50-29
Shriek vs. Melee
Shriek 4 4 372 349 23
Melee 6 2 379 304 75
Game: These numbers are also incorrect. Shriek (5th) and Melee (1st) are a lot closer in skill level than the stats indicate. Shriek, although the underdogs here, are my favourtie skill and depth wise. However, Melee just has to many of it's top duelers VERY active and Shriek doesn't. Rand/Anon/POiD and others can do this for Melee. A close match though, to be sure.
WINNER:Melee by the narrowest of margins. 50-45
Light vs. -Solstice-
Light 5 3 346 331 15
-Solstice- 0 8 35 400 -365
Game:Both teams have a ranking worse than they actually are. DASHsolsticeDASH are 8th, but only because they just got in TWL. Ruby and friends are 4th but are stronger than some of the teams above them. DASH solsticeDASH shouldn't be underestimated, but Light is just to strong.
WINNER:No upset here. Light takes it with a solid 50-32
Disoblige vs. Egyptian
Egyptian 6 2 386 315 71
Disoblige 5 3 360 311 49
Game:I know they look close in the standings, but they're really not. Diso has better plays and more depth (Depth is a disoblige thing) Egyptian has a few great duelers and a few other solid ones, but not enough should attendance or lag come into play this week as it did last week. Look for Egyptian to drop down a spot in a game that doesn't really matter. The winner here will probably get to the second round of playoffs, seeing as they will draw each other.
WINNER:Upset goes to Disoblige 50-39
Eastern Conference
Elusive vs. Cripples
Elusive 7 1 381 298 83
Cripples 1 7 309 397 -88
Game:Elusive has to much depth considering Cripples would have a hard time showing 5 solid duelers. Just because you have good people doesn't mean they'll show. Look for Cripples to drop another one in what could be a decent match, but will more likely be a laugher.
WINNER:Elusive will elude the shots, and shot back, and stuff. 50-38
Rampage vs. DragonGuard
Rampage 8 0 400 253 147
DragonGuard 4 4 349 349 0
GameragonGuard are solid, theres no other word for it. having a +/- of 0 proves that going 10-10 is what they do. However this is Rampage, yes they talk shit, but you know what, they mroe than back it up. They Crushed Elusive and Pallies recently. They'll Crush DG too.
WINNER:Rampage in what could be a laugher, but I hope not. 50-37
Pallies vs. Focus
Pallies 6 2 370 302 68
Focus 1 7 264 399 -135
Game:Let the laughers continue! Actually, this will be closer than you think. Pallies are to dominate compared to a somewhat weak Focus. Focus will put up a fight, but it will be like the slutty girl saying no to sex. "Noo, I don't want to, it has to be special...wait, lets just do it."
WINNER:Pallies open up Focus' legs and drop the bomb. Focus is pregnat 50-38
Value vs. British Squad
Value 6 2 380 340 40
British Squad 1 7 279 389 -110
Game:I was going to say BS can win, I really was, I swear it. But I decided to be correct rather than optomistic. Only way BS will win is if the lag from last week mixes with Values lag and creates a portal or wormhole, which sucks all the value players to spec. Sorry.
WINNER: I valued valued more than a squad of Brits. I value them at about $50-$40
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TRENCH WARS LEAGUE - WEEK 10
TRENCH WARS LEAGUE DUELING
The fast grey ship
Western Conference
Sk8 vs. No Surrender
Sk8 3 5 347 352 -5
No Surrender 0 8 243 400 -157
Game:Although Sk8 and No Surrender are close in standings (Sk8 is 6th, NS 7th) don't let that fool you. Sk8 had a poorer than average run this year and are a measly 3-5 with a negative 5 +/-. No Surrender really aren't in there league, with the exception of elemetal. One man cannot win this for NS.
WINNER:Sk8 50-29
Shriek vs. Melee
Shriek 4 4 372 349 23
Melee 6 2 379 304 75
Game: These numbers are also incorrect. Shriek (5th) and Melee (1st) are a lot closer in skill level than the stats indicate. Shriek, although the underdogs here, are my favourtie skill and depth wise. However, Melee just has to many of it's top duelers VERY active and Shriek doesn't. Rand/Anon/POiD and others can do this for Melee. A close match though, to be sure.
WINNER:Melee by the narrowest of margins. 50-45
Light vs. -Solstice-
Light 5 3 346 331 15
-Solstice- 0 8 35 400 -365
Game:Both teams have a ranking worse than they actually are. DASHsolsticeDASH are 8th, but only because they just got in TWL. Ruby and friends are 4th but are stronger than some of the teams above them. DASH solsticeDASH shouldn't be underestimated, but Light is just to strong.
WINNER:No upset here. Light takes it with a solid 50-32
Disoblige vs. Egyptian
Egyptian 6 2 386 315 71
Disoblige 5 3 360 311 49
Game:I know they look close in the standings, but they're really not. Diso has better plays and more depth (Depth is a disoblige thing) Egyptian has a few great duelers and a few other solid ones, but not enough should attendance or lag come into play this week as it did last week. Look for Egyptian to drop down a spot in a game that doesn't really matter. The winner here will probably get to the second round of playoffs, seeing as they will draw each other.
WINNER:Upset goes to Disoblige 50-39
Eastern Conference
Elusive vs. Cripples
Elusive 7 1 381 298 83
Cripples 1 7 309 397 -88
Game:Elusive has to much depth considering Cripples would have a hard time showing 5 solid duelers. Just because you have good people doesn't mean they'll show. Look for Cripples to drop another one in what could be a decent match, but will more likely be a laugher.
WINNER:Elusive will elude the shots, and shot back, and stuff. 50-38
Rampage vs. DragonGuard
Rampage 8 0 400 253 147
DragonGuard 4 4 349 349 0
GameragonGuard are solid, theres no other word for it. having a +/- of 0 proves that going 10-10 is what they do. However this is Rampage, yes they talk shit, but you know what, they mroe than back it up. They Crushed Elusive and Pallies recently. They'll Crush DG too.
WINNER:Rampage in what could be a laugher, but I hope not. 50-37
Pallies vs. Focus
Pallies 6 2 370 302 68
Focus 1 7 264 399 -135
Game:Let the laughers continue! Actually, this will be closer than you think. Pallies are to dominate compared to a somewhat weak Focus. Focus will put up a fight, but it will be like the slutty girl saying no to sex. "Noo, I don't want to, it has to be special...wait, lets just do it."
WINNER:Pallies open up Focus' legs and drop the bomb. Focus is pregnat 50-38
Value vs. British Squad
Value 6 2 380 340 40
British Squad 1 7 279 389 -110
Game:I was going to say BS can win, I really was, I swear it. But I decided to be correct rather than optomistic. Only way BS will win is if the lag from last week mixes with Values lag and creates a portal or wormhole, which sucks all the value players to spec. Sorry.
WINNER: I valued valued more than a squad of Brits. I value them at about $50-$40
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