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TWDT-D
Terrorist vs. Avengers
50-40
Terrorist put in a balanced effort to move to 7-0, as Turban (12-9), Absent (11-8), dreamwin (10-6), Singer (8-7) and Okyo (9-10) spread the workload around to great effect, winning by 10.
Rasaq (11-10), 24 (9-10), and Geio (9-10) played well, i.d. (7-10) was serviceable, and Server (4-10) was not.
HOT: Absent (11-8)
NOT: Server (4-10). Looks like someone upgraded this server to the latest edition of Microsoft Wiibimbows.
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Curse vs. Mortal
50-40
JAMAL (14-7) and Weak (14-8) led Curse to a convincing victory over Mortal, leading Attacks (13-10), Zizzo, Sulla and Milosh to the W.
Kovalchuk (13-10) had a great game, but Healt, Racka, Shadowmere, and Stayon couldn't achieve parity.
HOT: JAMAL (14-7)
HOT: Weak (14-8)
NOT: Stayon (4-10).
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Power vs. Silence
50-47
This was a crazy game, as Silence rode a red-hot Racketeer (18-10) to a big lead with Trasher (11-10) and Mythril (7-10) in command of a numbers advantage, despite sub-par performances from Commodo (7-10) and prophet (3-10).
Best (7-10), Cres (7-10), and Zidane (4-10) played poorly and were out, and all hope was seemingly lost, when suddenly, out of nowhere...
beam (17-9) exploded for 17 kills and managed to stay alive late as Iron Survivor (15-8) went to work knocking out player after player, mounting an insane comeback and snatching victory from the jaw of defeat.
HOT: beam (17-9)
HOT: Iron Survivor (15-8)
NOT: prophet (3-10). I can predict the future, too. I see a large, pine-like object that you'll be sitting on very soon. And when you're done with that wooden dildo, expect a permanent spot on Silence's bench.
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Avengers vs. Curse
50-45
Rasaq went Super Saiyan this round, dropping an otherworldly 18-8 to lead Geio (12-9), Server (7-4), 24, i.d. and Tiny to the victory.
Despite a well-rounded stand from Weak (11-10), Attacks (10-10), Zizzo (10-10), and JAMAL (8-10), an atrocious game from Sulla (2-6) and too little, too late sub-in from Klean-X (4-4) proved to the be difference in this hotly contested match.
HOT: Rasaq (18-8)
NOT: Sulla (2-6). If my framerate was your IQ, I'd be reading a picture book.
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Silence vs. Mortal
50-47
Kovalchuck (15-10) continued to produce insane value at 6-Stars, with an amazing 28 kills this week, second only to beam's 29, making them the most valuable low-star players in TWDT-D at the moment, as he and READY (14-10) valiantly fought for a much-needed Mortal victory, but fell three kills short, as Pressure (9-10), Racka (6-10), and Raizin (3-4) were decent, but Cripples 0-6 was catastrophic, singlehandedly costing them the game.
Racketeer (14-9) continued his transcendent play, feasting on the souls of his enemies with 32 kills this week, as he took charge ahead Commodo, Mythril, Trasher, Wazzaaa (9-7), after being initially led to glory by Beasty (6-2), which is a nice change of pace for him as the only glory he usually leads his team to is a glory hole.
HOT: Racketeer (14-9)
HOT: Kovalchuk (15-10)
NOT: Cripple (0-6). With that kind of aim, every time Cripple tries to give a girl a pearl necklace he ends up painting a Jackson Pollock on the wall instead.
If Cripple offers to sell you a painting, DON'T BUY IT!
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Terrorist vs. Power
50-48
Power almost managed another miraculous comeback, but fell two kills short, despite strong outings from Jessup (12-10), beam (12-10), and Iron Survivor (11-10), as Best (8-10) failed to achieve equality, Cres (4-7) struggled with lagouts, and Omega Red's (1-3) sub-in was uninspired.
On the winning side, Absent (16-10) continued to pick enemy lines apart, leading turban (11-9), Okyo (11-10), Kado (4-8), Singer and ROWS to the victory.
HOT: Absent (16-10)
NOT: Cres (4-7)/Omega Red (1-3). I don't know what the hell you two were doing, but you were not the best combo. Not the worst, but definitely not the best.
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